ISIS hacker screws up, got screwed

Junaid Hussain (not to be confused with Barack Hussein) the Birmingham, England terrorist who became ISIS' top computer hacker and propaganda minister was blown to tiny bits and pieces by a drone guided by secret intelligence.

Experts were guided to the scumquat's whereabouts by a bread trail of taped conversations between him and an American martyr-to-be.

US special ops chiefs have provided details of the paper trail of "grooming" posts leading them straight to Hussain, who was in the top three on the Pentagon's Jihadi hit list.

Hussain and two bodyguards were droned in Raqqa on August 24, 2015. It's believed Hussain's wife, former punk rocker Sally Jones, was also blown to bite size pieces in a latter strike. The couple has been dubbed Mr. and Mrs. Terror.

Before Jones' death, she confirmed that Hussain, the guy who orchestrated carnage around the world, was killed. In other words, he was not missed by the drone nor will be missed by infidels. They found him after he used a compromised internet link--LOL.


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ISIS 'White Widow' believed killed

Sally Jones (aka "The White Widow") was one of the most  notorious Islamic State recruiters. She used to be a British punk rock person but now she's most likely just a pile of burnt meat.

It is highly likely that Jones, 50, and a mother of two, was killed in June by a U.S. strike in Syria. 

Jones converted to Islam, fled to Syria and became a top recruiter for the Islamic State crap weasels, but a drone strike ended her career near the border between Syria and Iraq.

May she rest in pieces.

"The Americans zapped her trying to get away from Raqqa. Quite frankly, it's good riddance," a British source familiar with the drone strike told the Sun, the media outlet first to report on the rapper-turned-scumquat's death.

Jones will now be with her husband, Junaid Hussain, who was killed in an airstrike in 2015 as part of a larger campaign against ISIS. Jones and Hussain were often called "Mr. and Mrs. Terror" and were linked to numerous terror plots.

Sadly, Jones' 12-year-old son Jojo Jones was also believed to have been killed in the strike and will never get the chance to blow himself up in front of others.

"The premise that Sally Jones and her son are dead is probably accurate," an unnamed British official told The Times of London. 

Jones, being the wonderful mother that she was, used Jojo as a human shield during skirmishes with anti-ISIS forces (aka we infidels). Her last sighting was of her running like a dog from Raqqa after U.S.-backed forces liberated that sleepy little town.

Jones was top priority on the U.S. "send 'em to hell list" and was a high-value target as a top female recruiter, particularly of young girls. She lured them into Syria to become jihadi brides (aka sex slave baby makers), and used Twitter and other social media to threaten Britain with attacks.

Jojo was not targeted by the U.S. military strike and wasn't considered a combatant yet. He was just with the wrong mother at the wrong time. But, according to the Times, Jones used Jojo in a propaganda video where he was seen shooting an ISIS hostage in the back of the head.

Perhaps it was an innocent mistake on Jojo's part, but many say that, like his mother and father, he will not be missed.

So I guess you could say, "It's a rap."


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IS recruiter 'wants to return to Britain'

Photo: Sky News

Sally Jones left merry old England to join the Islamic State and recruit others to do the same.

In an interview with Sky News, a woman (it is believed she is female as she was covered head to toe in a burka and had a fairly high voice) who we will call "Aisha" now claims Jones wants to return to Britain.

Aisha (named after the prophet of Islam, Mohammad's 6-year-old wife when he married her) is also an immigrant and currently under Kurdish guard in a refugee camp in Syria. She insists that very few immigrants to the 'caliphate' wanted to join the war, and that includes Sally Jones.

Jones' husband was killed in battle last year and is now humping in heaven, Aisha said.  Junaid Hussain was IS' chief of digital jihad and was killed in 2015 by a US drone strike while planning terror plots against the West.

In the Sky News interview, Aisha was asked if she knew any British people and said, "I know one--Umma Hussain al Britani," the name Sally Jones took when she went to help IS in their religious war against the normal world.

Aisha continued: "She lost her husband in a battle last year. She has one boy."

The boy was taught to execute prisoners and is now 12-years-old.

Then Aisha said that Jones would like to go back to Britain: "She was crying and wants to get back to Britain but ISIS is preventing her because she is now a military wife. She told me she wishes to go to her country."

This sounds more like a crock of crap than reality. Jones knows if she goes back to Britain, she'll serve the rest of her life in prison.

Brett McGurk (no relation to Bernie McGuirk) is the leading US diplomat in the conflict agains the 'little caliphate on the prairie,' and recently said that the 3,000 to 3,500 scum-wafers fighting for ISIS in Raqqa would die there. 

Perhaps Jonesy and Aisha aren't all that religious and wish to stay alive. Let's hope Jones has a different outcome.

Aisha said her Moroccan husband traveled to IS before the caliphate was declared by Baghdadi in June 2015. She said her husband was a dealer in ruins and antiquities in Europe and was told by a buddy that he could buy them cheaply in the caliphate. 

She insisted she wasn't a violent supporter, but that's because she was caught.

ISIS made a killing in ruins and antiquities to fund their fighting, but it's doubtful that Aisha's husband was an innocent victim in all this.


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