Incompetent bomb-maker gets life in prison

The following is only half true. The words of Ilhan Omar are satirical only, so don't sue me.

New York -- A Bangladeshi Muslim immigrant was sentence to life in the slammer last Thursday for attempting to carry out a "barbaric and heinous" plot to kill as many infidels as he could with a suicide bombing attack in New York City's subway below Time Square in 2017.

The wannabe jihadi, Akayed Ullah, 31, was sentenced in Manhattan federal court by Judge Richard J. Sullivan, who said Ullah had carried out “about as serious a crime as there is,” even though he was a screwup after the bomb attached to his chest fizzled like a gag candle on a birthday cake. It severely burned in but basically harmed no one around him except for one individual who lost 70 percent of his hearing.

“A life sentence is appropriate,” Sullivan said. “It was a truly barbaric and heinous crime.”

The judge told the would-be suicide bomber that life in prison was “less draconian than the sentence you were going to impose on yourself.”

Ullah, whose IQ and age are 31, spoke through a white mask over his black beard. His mom sat in the courtroom, tears in her eyes, as Ullah said he was sorry.

“Your honor, what I did on Dec. 11, it was wrong,” he said, hoping to change the judge's mind. “I can tell you from the bottom of my heart, I'm deeply sorry. ... I do not support harming innocent people.” 

By innocent, what jihadis mean, are those who follow the path of Islam. All the rest of us are not considered innocent, so don't believe those words when they're spoken by someone who is willing to blow themselves up into little bitesize pieces to kill infidels.

Prosecutors had sought the life term for Ullah, saying the “premeditated and vicious” attack was committed on behalf of the Islamic State group.

But defense lawyer Amy Gallicchio said Ullah deserved no more than the mandatory 35 years in prison. She said he had “lived lawfully and peacefully” before the December 2017 attack that she blamed on a “personal crisis that left him isolated, depressed, vulnerable and suicidal.”

“He's not an evil man. He is not a monster,” she said. 

Ilhan Omar concurs. "Just because he did something, that doesn't mean he isn't a good guy," Omar said. "The poor guy could be my brother--I mean husband. Don't put him away for life," Omar pleaded.

At trial, prosecutors showed jurors Ullah's post-arrest statements and social media comments, including when he taunted then-President Donald Trump on Facebook before the attack.

Ullah gained an entry visa in 2011 because he had an uncle who was already a U.S. citizen. Then-President Trump said allowing foreigners to follow relatives to the U.S. was “incompatible with national security.” 

Trump was 100% correct.

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ISIS 'White Widow' believed killed

Sally Jones (aka "The White Widow") was one of the most  notorious Islamic State recruiters. She used to be a British punk rock person but now she's most likely just a pile of burnt meat.

It is highly likely that Jones, 50, and a mother of two, was killed in June by a U.S. strike in Syria. 

Jones converted to Islam, fled to Syria and became a top recruiter for the Islamic State crap weasels, but a drone strike ended her career near the border between Syria and Iraq.

May she rest in pieces.

"The Americans zapped her trying to get away from Raqqa. Quite frankly, it's good riddance," a British source familiar with the drone strike told the Sun, the media outlet first to report on the rapper-turned-scumquat's death.

Jones will now be with her husband, Junaid Hussain, who was killed in an airstrike in 2015 as part of a larger campaign against ISIS. Jones and Hussain were often called "Mr. and Mrs. Terror" and were linked to numerous terror plots.

Sadly, Jones' 12-year-old son Jojo Jones was also believed to have been killed in the strike and will never get the chance to blow himself up in front of others.

"The premise that Sally Jones and her son are dead is probably accurate," an unnamed British official told The Times of London. 

Jones, being the wonderful mother that she was, used Jojo as a human shield during skirmishes with anti-ISIS forces (aka we infidels). Her last sighting was of her running like a dog from Raqqa after U.S.-backed forces liberated that sleepy little town.

Jones was top priority on the U.S. "send 'em to hell list" and was a high-value target as a top female recruiter, particularly of young girls. She lured them into Syria to become jihadi brides (aka sex slave baby makers), and used Twitter and other social media to threaten Britain with attacks.

Jojo was not targeted by the U.S. military strike and wasn't considered a combatant yet. He was just with the wrong mother at the wrong time. But, according to the Times, Jones used Jojo in a propaganda video where he was seen shooting an ISIS hostage in the back of the head.

Perhaps it was an innocent mistake on Jojo's part, but many say that, like his mother and father, he will not be missed.

So I guess you could say, "It's a rap."


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Afghan mosque attacker kills scores of Shi'ites

The extremist Sunni Muslims and the extremist Shi'ite Muslims cannot even get along with each other, much less with infidels.

A suicide jihadi rushed into Afghanistan's largest Shi'ite mosque in Herat province Tuesday night. He opened fire on worshippers then blew himself to bite-size bits. 

The early report claims he killed at least 20 and wounded dozens more, according to provincial governor's spokesman Jalani Farhad. However, Mehdi Hadid, a lawmaker from Herat (which when unscrambled spells 'heart') estimated the carnage to be at least 100 dead and wounded.

The attack on the Jawadia Mosque began in the middle of evening prayers when the mosque was overloaded with about 300 Shi'ite Muslims.

Dr. Mohammed Rafique Shehrzai of Herat Main Hospital confirmed 20 bodies were brought to the hospital in Herat City Tuesday night soon after the blast took their lives.

Whenever a minority in a Muslim community exists, they are considered infidels and are treated to the wrath of the 'true believers' who happen to be the majority. 

In this case it's the Shi'ites who are the minority in Afghanistan and have been threatened by the affiliate of the Islamic State group that rarely showers in the country's eastern part.

No one immediately claimed responsibility because he's dead, but neither did any group of terrorists.

Hadid rushed to the mosque after hearing about the explosion and was told the jihadi fired on the private guards outside the mosque before going in guns blazing. He kept firing until his rifle jammed--evidently jihadis clean their weapons as often as they clean themselves.

Then he blew himself up, flew to heaven on a rainbow unicorn and claimed his virgins. 


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