Incompetent bomb-maker gets life in prison

The following is only half true. The words of Ilhan Omar are satirical only, so don't sue me.

New York -- A Bangladeshi Muslim immigrant was sentence to life in the slammer last Thursday for attempting to carry out a "barbaric and heinous" plot to kill as many infidels as he could with a suicide bombing attack in New York City's subway below Time Square in 2017.

The wannabe jihadi, Akayed Ullah, 31, was sentenced in Manhattan federal court by Judge Richard J. Sullivan, who said Ullah had carried out “about as serious a crime as there is,” even though he was a screwup after the bomb attached to his chest fizzled like a gag candle on a birthday cake. It severely burned in but basically harmed no one around him except for one individual who lost 70 percent of his hearing.

“A life sentence is appropriate,” Sullivan said. “It was a truly barbaric and heinous crime.”

The judge told the would-be suicide bomber that life in prison was “less draconian than the sentence you were going to impose on yourself.”

Ullah, whose IQ and age are 31, spoke through a white mask over his black beard. His mom sat in the courtroom, tears in her eyes, as Ullah said he was sorry.

“Your honor, what I did on Dec. 11, it was wrong,” he said, hoping to change the judge's mind. “I can tell you from the bottom of my heart, I'm deeply sorry. ... I do not support harming innocent people.” 

By innocent, what jihadis mean, are those who follow the path of Islam. All the rest of us are not considered innocent, so don't believe those words when they're spoken by someone who is willing to blow themselves up into little bitesize pieces to kill infidels.

Prosecutors had sought the life term for Ullah, saying the “premeditated and vicious” attack was committed on behalf of the Islamic State group.

But defense lawyer Amy Gallicchio said Ullah deserved no more than the mandatory 35 years in prison. She said he had “lived lawfully and peacefully” before the December 2017 attack that she blamed on a “personal crisis that left him isolated, depressed, vulnerable and suicidal.”

“He's not an evil man. He is not a monster,” she said. 

Ilhan Omar concurs. "Just because he did something, that doesn't mean he isn't a good guy," Omar said. "The poor guy could be my brother--I mean husband. Don't put him away for life," Omar pleaded.

At trial, prosecutors showed jurors Ullah's post-arrest statements and social media comments, including when he taunted then-President Donald Trump on Facebook before the attack.

Ullah gained an entry visa in 2011 because he had an uncle who was already a U.S. citizen. Then-President Trump said allowing foreigners to follow relatives to the U.S. was “incompatible with national security.” 

Trump was 100% correct.

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Alleged NY Port Authority bomber's family think it was a conspiracy

The family of New York Port Authority incompetent suicide bomber Akayed Ullah, were shocked when they saw photos of him lying on the ground after his pipe bomb merely fizzled and burned him. It was then they knew it was their jihadi lying there.

Ullah's father-in-law, Zulifikar Haider worried when Akayed missed his routing call to his wife in Bangladesh on Monday. And then he heard his own wife scream.

"Even in our worst nightmares, [such as the one he had where the world recognized Jerusalem as the capital of Israel], we could not have foreseen this," Haider, 62, said Wednesday night. This came after two days of questioning by Bangladesh's counterterrorism police.

But Haider thinks Ullah was caught up in a "conspiracy," and Alex Jones concurs. "Those sneaky petes are everywhere," Jones said, "and I believe he had no idea that someone placed that pipe bomb on his back. After all, he had everything to live for."

Jones was later taken to a mental institution for observation . . . just kidding.

"A person who keeps roza [religious fasting in Islam], reads the Quran and goes to mosque five times a day can't do such a heinous act," Haider said, unless they're ISIS fighters, al Qaeda, Taliban Al Shabaab, Hezbollah, Hamas, and every other Islamic extremist group, you freaking idiot.

Ullah's wife, Jannatul Ferdous Jui, hid behind a curtain the her family's Dhaka home, [lest men see her beauty, gather lust in their hearts and attempt an "Al Franken"] and told the assembled infidel media that her husband is "innocent," and begged reporters and local lawyers to get him justice.

Yes, somebody covertly place that pipe bomb on his back after he built it at the electronics store where he worked. Let's not believe our lying eyes, but believe the wife of the poor burnt 'victim' of this failed attempt at killing us.

Ullah is a 27-year-old Bangladesh native living in Brooklyn since 2011. He strapped a pipe bomb to himself using zip ties and tape, but it failed to detonate fully and merely burned him in places I will not mention.


He told prosecutors that he did it "for the Islamic State," and because he was angry "with America's Middle East policies." 

Ullah and Jui married in Bangladesh last year but she stayed there to finish college and give birth to their son, who is now 6 months old. Ullah had returned to Bangladesh three times since the marriage the Dhaka Tribune reported.

"I hoped my daughter would go to the United States, and my son-in-law would then help get my son over there," Haider said, referring to chain migration policies that would allow Ullah to get a family member into the US without having to wait. 

"I no longer want my daughter to go to America. I just want our son-in-law back." And once his sentence is over, he will have his wish.

Ullah faces life in prison where he will receive three Halal meals a day and access to a gym and cable TV.



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Palestinian in a failed Akayed Ullah-inspired suicide vest shot after stabbing police

A Palestinian man, looking all decked out in his favorite suicide belt, stabbed an Israeli Border Police officer near Ramallah, the Time of Israel reported Friday. 

The suicide belt was allegedly crafted by Akayed Ullah, the Port of New York Authority terrorist, because like his  suicide pipe bomb, the Palestinian's vest also did not explode. It isn't known at this time if the belt, indeed, actually had explosives.

"A terrorist approached Border Police officers who were responding to a riot at the Judea and Samaria Square in Ramallah, and stabbed  one of them," a police statement read.

The Israeli officer was reported to be in "moderate condition with two stab wounds in the upper body," and was being evaluated and treated at Shaarei Tzedek hospital in Jerusalem, the capital of Israel.

Sadly [or happily if you believe you get what you kill for in Islam] for the terrorist, he was killed. 

Some believe he will get 72 brown-eyed virgins, some believe he will get fire and brimstone, and some believe he is just "off."

Rioting was reported in the West Bank cities of Bethlehem, Hebron, Ramallah, Qalqilya and Nablus, following mid-day Islamic prayers highlighting the need to kill Jews and Christians, but the riots were less violent than last Friday's riots.

In an unrelated incident, an Israeli man from Hizme, near Jerusalem, the capital of Israel, was injured by Palestinians throwing rocks at his car to practice for the next woman-stoning event. 

The injured man was taken to a hospital in Jerusalem, the capital of Israel.


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A dozen rockets fired at Israel-let's blame Trump

Since President Trump announced on December 6th that the U.S. embassy to Israel will move to their capital, Jerusalem, Hamassholes and other Palestinians had the excuse they were waiting for: to fire more rockets into Israel. Since that announcement, as of yesterday, eight rockets have been fired from the Gaza Strip into the Negev region.

At least three additional rockets were fired from Gaza but they fell inside Palestinian territory with the same degree of incompetence as Akayed Ullah (the failed New York City suicide bomber whose pipe bomb burned him where it really hurts) demonstrated.

This was the greatest number of rockets fired at Israel since Operation Protective Edge ended. This was the war Israel fought with Hamas and its allies in the summer of 2014.

Israeli intelligence believe most or all of the rocket fire can be attributed to Salafi extremists that operate beyond Hamas' direction. Israel has arrested members of these organizations.

So far, the Israeli response to the rocket fire has been restrained--they don't want to inflict collateral damage because the anti-Zionist-anti-Semitic world will call Israel the terrorist.


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CNN fiddles with food while terrorist fizzles in NYC

A Bangladeshi living in Brooklyn tried to blow himself up along with as many infidels as possible in the area of Times Square. The 27-year-old Akayeh Ullah (his mosque buddies call him "A little dab'l do yah") had a homemade pipe bomb attached to himself with velcro and zip-ties.

The bomb didn't explode the way he intended and it ended up burning him on the arms, his abdomen, and possibly his junk (thank you Charles Darwin) and three people received minor injuries and self-transported to local hospitals.

But if you didn't know about the massive chaos going on in Manhattan as the story hit the air, you may have been watching the Careless News Network (CNN). 

They were busy covering a more important story about President Trump's diet soda consumption.

While a law enforcement official spoke to the media at 8:45 a.m., telling them that a man had a pipe bomb attached to himself when it went off on a New York City subway platform, CNN was in the middle of a segment promoting Tuesday's Election Night while a chyron below read: "NYT Report: Trump drinks a dozen diet cokes per day."

Thankfully, viewers noticed how careless CNN was covering the real news.

This can only support the fake news problem Trump points out.

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Latest Information on NYC attack

Manhattan, NY -- A Bangladeshi man living in Brooklyn carried out a botched terror attack underground by the Port Authority of New York. 

The fizzle blast went off around 7:20 a.m. Monday during rush hour. 

Three other people suffered minor injuries, mainly headaches from the blast and ringing in the ears. They self-transported to local hospitals and all are expected to fully recover.

The suspect has been identified as 27-year-old Akayed Ullah. He is from Bangladesh and has been living in the Flatlands section of Brooklyn for about 7 years. He worked in an electronics store and had been a livery cab driver. Ullah came to the US on a chain migration, which is something President Trump is attempting to stop. Between 2005 and 2015, over 70 percent of immigrants migrated to the US in this way.

He wore an improvised explosive device (IED), NYPD Police Commissioner James O'Neill said. The device went off prematurely causing non life-threatening burns to Ullah's hands and torso, along with other lacerations.

The device was affixed to the terrorist's body with velcro and zip-ties. Perhaps he was out of Crazy Glue.

A second device was found on Ullah, police said.

Fortunately, Ullah is not a skilled bomb craftsman and this may have been the first device he has ever made. 

A federal law enforcement official said the device malfunctioned and didn't fully detonate. Had it done so, there likely would have been many serious injuries.

Authorities are investigating to see if this was a "lone wolf" attack, based on the rudimentary construction of the device, but is there really such a thing as 'lone wolf' when these attacks are inspired by the same entity that inspires all Islamic attacks?

The Governor of New York, Andrew Cuomo and NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio spoke at a news conference and said nothing of significance and provided nothing we already don't know about the resiliency of America and particularly New Yorkers. 


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