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Chuck Hagel arrived in beautiful Afghanistan to oversee the release of five Taliban scumbags who were detained in the Guantanamo Bay prison along with their trusty Korans, in exchange for Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl. Hagel said that Bergdahl's life was in jeopardy all of a sudden.
Bergdahl was allegedly a prisoner of war in lovely Afghanistan for nearly five years. Held by the Taliban, just another group of Muslim jihadists we are at war with, except when it's workplace violence, Bergdahl was exchanged yesterday.
Hagel, who is often mistaken for the other village idiot, Joe Biden, said: "We believe that the information we had, the intelligence we had, [Chuck went to the School of Redundancy School] was such that Sgt. Bergdahl's safety and health were both in jeopardy and in particular his health deteriorating. It was our judgment that if we could find an opening and move very quickly with that opening, that we needed to get him out of there essentially to save his life."
Hagel did NOT add: "We are well aware that the five Taliban scumbags we released back into the field would likely kill more Americans, but hey, don't we look good to the low-information public back home? That's a rhetorical question, son."
Bergdahl was allegedly a prisoner of war in lovely Afghanistan for nearly five years. Held by the Taliban, just another group of Muslim jihadists we are at war with, except when it's workplace violence, Bergdahl was exchanged yesterday.
Hagel, who is often mistaken for the other village idiot, Joe Biden, said: "We believe that the information we had, the intelligence we had, [Chuck went to the School of Redundancy School] was such that Sgt. Bergdahl's safety and health were both in jeopardy and in particular his health deteriorating. It was our judgment that if we could find an opening and move very quickly with that opening, that we needed to get him out of there essentially to save his life."
Hagel did NOT add: "We are well aware that the five Taliban scumbags we released back into the field would likely kill more Americans, but hey, don't we look good to the low-information public back home? That's a rhetorical question, son."
