Bergdahl makes a case for shooting deserters

Dumber than bubblegum, U.S. Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl pleaded guilty Monday to deserting his post in 2009, in Afghanistan. 

Now the deep thinking military philosopher claims his Taliban terrorists who captured him after he left his weapon behind and wandered off to seek "the truth" were more 'honest' with him than the Army has been since his release three years ago.

Those who died trying to find him

"At least the Taliban were honest enough to say, 'I'm the guy who's gonna cut your throat," the traitorous idiot told British TV's Sean Langan in a Sunday Times of London interview.

Landon was also a former Taliban hostage.

Bergdahl hails from Hailey, Idaho and interestingly enough, has the intelligence of the potatoes that grow there. The 31-year-old said he never actually knew where he stood with the Army as he performed "administrative duties" as he awaited his desertion trial.

"Here, it could be the guy I pass in the corridor who's going to sign the paper that sends me away for life," he said. "We may as well go back to kangaroo courts and lynch mobs."

"Nice beard"

Finally, the guy has a good idea, except the execution should be performed in military style with a shooting squad rather than a lynching. But hey, they both work for me.

Bergdahl is to appear for sentencing Monday at Fort Bragg, N.C. after pleading guilty to desertion and misbehavior before the enemy. The latter charge could give him life in prison, which will not make up for the lives lost trying to find his sorry butt when he deserted.

Bergdahl was freed from the Taliban in May 2014 when our then president, Barack Obama traded him for five high-level Taliban terrorists who were serving time as they served Allah in Guantanamo Bay Detention Center. It was a very controversial move on the so-called president's part.

President Trump was very harsh in his criticism of the traitor during the 2016 presidential campaign.

U.S. Army Colonel Jeffery Nance is the presiding judge who will decide the sentence on the traitor. Factors to be considered will be the years that the moron spent as a hostage and the serious wounds some of our servicemen suffered while searching for him.

Bergdahl and his Taliban buddy

Hopefully, Bergdahl will get the maximum sentence and not be provided with a harmonica to pass the time.

Unfortunately, he will not have Bradley Manning (aka Chelsea Manning) as a cellmate as Obama didn't think exposing the most top secret documents in U.S. history was a big deal and let him go.


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Bergdahl has audacity of hope to ask Obama for pardon

Military traitor Bowe Bergdahl deserted his Army company in Afghanistan, walked toward the enemy, was captured and held for five years, and a half dozen men were killed trying to find him. 

Now POS Bergdahl wants President Obama to pardon him, but it would have been better if he had asked the families of those who died trying to find him for a pardon. I doubt that he would get one from them, but Obama is an old softie when it comes to deserters and Islamic deserters especially.

In a letter to the president, Bergdahl thanked Obama for rescuing him in May 2014. He was exchanged for five Taliban scumcrumpets from Gitmo. In addition, he asked for a pardon from the so-called commander-in-chief.

The Pentagon and White House had no comment about Bergdahl's request, but Obama defended the Bergdahl trade of the five top jihadists for a lowly traitor and deserter. The deserter's lawyer also had no comment.

Bergdahl's court-martial trial was delayed for the second time and is set for May 15th at Fort Bragg, NC. He faces charges of desertion and misbehavior before the enemy and could face up to life in prison, but there is a better chance that he will be struck by Haley's comet next Saturday at noon than get any jail time with this administration.

Let's face it, if Hillary got away with an illegal server with classified information on it and lied about it, there's hardly any reason to believe that POS Bergdahl will suffer any further consequences than he already has--poor dear.


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Bergdahl had mental disorder but like him, it went away

According to investigators, Bowe Bergdahl had a psychiatric disorder when he deserted his Afghanistan post in 2009, Fox News reports.

The disorder, known as Islamophilia, occurs when a person spends inordinate amounts of time reading the Koran and praying five times a day with head to hell and ass to heaven . Strong negative feelings about anyone who does not feel and believe the same way is quite common to the disorder along with a concomitant hatred of Jews and Israel.

In an attempt to sound politically correct, the July 2015 document shows that an Army Sanity Board Evaluation states that Bergdahl suffered from schizotypal personality disorder when he left the post. People exhibiting symptoms from this personality disorder have great difficulty interpreting social cues and can develop a paranoid distrust of others.

As anyone with a background in psychology can tell you, personality disorders (aka Axis II disorders) don't get "cured." They are part of the individual's makeup and do not "go away." Thus, if Bergdahl had it, he still has it.  Axis II disorders do not go away--he needs to have his head examined again.

Bergdahl's lawyers made the documents public to show his desertion was just part of his personality. Well, not really--they want to make us believe that he had a mental disorder.

But when you think about it, orthodox Islam actually is a mental disorder.

You may recall how Bergdahl's hippy dippy daddy spoke in Arabic to his deserter son with Obama standing beside him. Bergdahl's mommy, who might as well been wearing flowers in her hair and Birkenstocks stood by. It was a proud moment in Islamic history.




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The Taliban "Conversates" with Obama

The 5 high-level Taliban (equivalent to five 4-star generals) that we traded for a deserter who professed contempt for the United States, are not allowed to engage in militant behavior nor are they permitted to raise money for the cause of jihad. These terrorists have all given their solemn "pinky swear" to the Obama administration, and Susan Rice has vouched for them.

Interestingly, Bowe Bergdahl is still in the German hospital but doesn't appear all that sick. If one didn't know better, one might believe the Obama Spin Team is coaching Bowe to help an Obama turd look like gold.

No war veteran believes that what Bergdahl did was like cutting Anarchy One class at UCLA. He deserted his unit and the punishment for that can be the death penalty. The chances of that actually being meted out is as likely as Obama bench-pressing 200 pounds.

The first thing the Spin Team told us was that Bergdahl was in poor health and needed to be freed as soon as possible to protect his life. This appears to be as true as a Jay  Carney response about Benghazi.

Now they're telling us that the reason Congress wasn't notified of the release, as is required constitutionally, is because the Taliban threatened to kill Bergdahl if the swap was made public. I can imagine how the Taliban side of the conversation went:

"Barack, this is Mohammad bin Mohammed from the Taliban. Yeah, I'm good, thanks. How 'bout you? Great. Enough of the small talk; let me get right to the point.

"This Bergdahl guy, you know, the guy who walked into our camp shouting, 'Anyone got a Qu'ran?' Yeah, him--he's still in our custody but we're willing to trade him for our 'Fab Five Taliban Jihadist Dream Team guys.' But listen, Hussein, may I call you Hussein . . . excellent . . . okay, listen up.

"We don't want you or your people going public on the trade. We'll give him back to you for our guys but it's gotta be done on the down-low, if you know what I'm saying. We don't want to look like we're being greedy by trading our guys for your, how should I say this delicately, loser, so you don't say squat to anyone or Bergdahl dies. You got it? Yeah--if it goes public, we kill him and you get to keep our Dream Team.

"By the way, Bergdahl's not a Jewish name, is it? That would change my whole calculus, if you know what I mean."

If you actually believe that the Taliban didn't want the public knowing about their fantastic deal, you have to be crazy.

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