Showing posts with label Chuck Norris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chuck Norris. Show all posts

Sunday, March 22, 2026

Cuba readies for possible U.S. military action


If a country could be symbolized in the form of a person, Cuba would be Sarah McBride, and the United States of America would be the late, great Chuck Norris when comparing the two nations.

Cuba is supposedly "preparing" for military conflict with the United States, according to their top diplomat on "Meet the Press." Now let's get real here guys, this is classic commie theater from the Cuban regime, and it's about as believable as a Biden family influence-peddling story because Cuba is a country running on fumes, blackouts, and Venezuelan handouts that, for some reason [Trump] has been cut off.

“Our military is always prepared, and in fact it is preparing these days for the possibility of military aggression,” Cuban Deputy Foreign Minister Carlos Fernández de Cossío said with a straight face in an interview on “Meet the Press.” 

“We would be naïve” not to consider the possibility, he added, while insisting that Havana “truly hope[s] that it doesn’t occur” and sees “no justification whatsoever” for conflict.

Oh, please, spare us the victim routine. This comes right after President Trump laid it out plain and simple. He said he would have the “honor” of  “taking Cuba in some form . . .  Free it. Take it. I think I could do anything I want with it.” 

Boom! Straight talk. 

And Secretary of State Marco Rubio has been crystal clear too, warning that those in power in Havana “don’t know how to fix” the country’s mounting crises. Because they don't. They're communists. Fixing things isn't in the playbook. It just makes those at the top richer and the rest of the country equally poor.

Fernández de Cossío dismissed those remarks, insisting that regime change is “absolutely” not up for discussion. “The Cuban political system is not up for negotiation,” he said. “Cuba is a sovereign country . . . and would not accept becoming a dependent state of any other power.

”Sovereign? Sure, if by sovereign you mean propped up by oil from a collapsing Venezuela and now scrambling because the U.S. is finally choking off the fuel lifeline. The Trump administration is playing hardball, threatening penalties on any country exporting oil to Cuba, which the regime calls a “very severe” blockade.

“What’s happening today is that the U.S. is threatening . . .  any country that might export fuel to Cuba,” Fernández de Cossío said, arguing the pressure campaign “cannot be sustained forever.”

Can't be sustained forever is a joke. Dude, your blackouts and grid collapses are happening right now. Hospitals straining, food distribution breaking down, people in the dark, literally. And let's not forget the U.S. military operation that nabbed Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro, your BFF and sugar daddy for oil. That lifeline's gone, and now you're crying foul.

Despite the tough talk, both sides admit there's still some chatter going on. Fernández de Cossío confirmed that Cuban and U.S. officials remain in dialogue on certain bilateral issues, though he stressed that core political questions such as leadership and single-party governance are off the table.

“No sovereign country negotiates its internal political system,” he said. And then he tried flipping the script, criticizing America's two-party system. Nice try, comrade, but last I checked, we have elections, not dictators for life.

While Cuban officials emphasized readiness, they also sought to downplay the likelihood of imminent conflict. “Our country has historically been ready to mobilize . . .  for military aggression,” Fernández de Cossío said. “We truly always see it as something far from us. We don’t believe it is something that is probable.” Still, he reiterated that failing to prepare would be a mistake given current global tensions.

Translation: We're saber-rattling to rally the troops at home while begging behind the scenes not to get steamrolled. Cuba's staring down economic collapse, nationwide blackouts, public frustration boiling over, and the regime still refuses any real change. For now, Havana's trying to play both sides, signaling they want to avoid war but prepping anyway, just in case.

Look, if the Cuban people ever get a real shot at freedom, it'll be because the pressure from Trump and Rubio finally forces the issue, not because the regime suddenly grows a conscience. Until then, this is just more bluster, shoulder-rolling and crotch grabbing from a failing dictatorship that's one bad blackout away from imploding. 

Change is coming to Cuba, whether the commies like it or not. Let's go, Brandon, wait, no, let's go, Trump!

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Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Deplorables Win! Now for the cabinet

It is November 9th in America. Half of the nation is celebrating, the other half have threatened to move to Canada. Warm up the buses.

But seriously, for the first time in American history, the Clintons got what they deserve. But hopefully they will get more, yet it seems only a remote possibility.

The people have shown their disgust with the direction the country had gone in the last eight years, a direction that Trump has promised to change and undo--it isn't going to be easy. It isn't going to be fixed by a bunch of promises.

Obamacare has been a disaster, costing some people more than they pay on their morgage. Socialism still doesn't work.

Hillary Clinton is probably very shocked over her defeat. She thought America owed her the presidency. What we owe her is about 20 to life.

Now Trump will need to plan for his cabinet; I have a few ideas for him.

For Press Secretary: Sean Hannity. 

Sean will easily memorize a new set of talking points and be adept at slipping the standard points into any response. 
"Sean, is Mr. Trump still going to build a wall?"
"Good question, Steve. Yes, President Trump will not only build a wall, he is going to have Mexico pay for it, just like he promised. We need a wall, Steve. We need to keep out the illegal aliens. Our country already has 47 million people on food stamps, 94 million people are no longer in the labor force. And pushing granny over the cliff is not going to happen. Things are going to change, Steve, but some things are going to stay the same, like the right of the people to bear arms. The Second Amendment, Steve.  I've owned a gun for years and I sure don't want the government taking it away from me. Thank heaven Hillary Clinton didn't win--she would have confiscated all our guns; I'm sure of that.
"And a President Trump is going to actually fight for women's rights, Steve. Not like Hillary, a woman who took money from countries where women can't drive, can't leave their house without a male escort, and are worth half of what a man is worth. It's a no-brainer." 
For Secretary of State: Anthony Weiner.

Weiner already has a handle on classified State Department issues and will be monitored by President Trump's favorite online website, WikiLeaks. He is also learning how to ride a pony which may come in handy. If he can keep his mind above his waist, he might be a valuable asset, at least in part.

For Secretary of Defense: Huma Abedin

While Huma probably doesn't know much about defense, she obviously knows who the enemy is and how to anticipate their moves. Let's face it, anyone with 'moles' inside the Muslim Sisterhood and Brotherhood has sensitive intel that can help us defeat the Islamic terrorists--especially when those 'moles' are family members who might not be moles at all.

For Homeland Security: Chuck Norris

Nobody messes with Chuck Norris and no terrorist is going to do us harm with him at the helm of Homeland Security. He's a guy who brushes his teeth to clean his toothbrush and he can slam a revolving door.

For FBI Director: James Comey

Comey had been and will continue to be a major asset in the Trump administration. His intrepid pursuit of justice and incredible sense of timing is unprecedented in the FBI annals.

For Foreign Affairs adviser: Melania Trump

Melania speaks five languages and has traveled extensively. While it appears Donald is more experienced with foreign affairs, Malena deserves a shot. 

Trump has a lot of road to hoe and a lot of Obama executive orders to undo beginning at the end of January. Having the right people behind him is paramount and the one thing he has a history of doing is hiring the right people to get the job done. He has proven that ability by hiring Mike Pence as his VP.

Now let's remind those who said they would move to Canada to start packing.


Sunday, March 8, 2015

The Most Transparent Thing About Obama is His Lack of Transparency

Exclusively using a private email server as secretary of state is perhaps illegal, but if not, we undoubtedly can agree that it's wrong and downright stupid. Hillary Clinton's judgment is clearly analogous to that of a liberal tweaking Chuck Norris's nose and then calling him a pussy. It's stupid and it's going to get you hospitalized with only Obamacare to depend upon. Good luck.

But the Obama administration has stepped away from Hillary on this latest scandal and as "the most transparent administration" in the history of the United States, wants to get to the bottom of this.


So, is the Obama administration the most transparent one ever to grace the White House?


The answer is clearly: hahaha hahaha NO!


Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Fifteen Questions for Obama and his Cronies

So many questions, so many scandals, so few answers. All we seem to get are lies or statements of ignorance. "I just learned about it the way you guys did--I saw it in the media." Yeah, sure.

Well here are some questions I dare them to answer.

1. How did the Obama administration get the information about Bergdahl's medical condition? If it was from that video, that was 6 months ago. When Bowe (pronounced Ahmad) got out of the truck and walked toward the Black Hawk helicopter, he didn't look to be in physical distress. I'm not a physician, but I suspect Obama et al were distancing themselves from the truth--in other words, they were lying.

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