Iowa State football player allegedly broke woman's spine and raped her

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Aidan Ralph, a redshirt sophomore football player for Iowa State has been arrested for allegedly breaking a woman's back and proceed to sexually assault her.

Ralph, a linebacker for the Cyclones, was arrested Tuesday in Ames, Iowa, for the incident that occurred on December 3. He allegedly accused a woman of cheating on him and began shoving her multiple times, once into a stairwell, a per a police affidavit.

The unnamed woman reportedly suffered a stress fracture of the spine, and allegedly begged Ralph to call an ambulance, as she lay immobile. He refused to make the call.

She alleged that he removed her pants to examine the injury and help relieve her pain, and subsequently began to rape her.

According to the criminal complaint, the woman had visible swelling and the big, strong football player admitted to shoving her into the stairs.

Ralph, 20, has been charged with domestic abuse and third degree sexual abuse, according to Story County Sheriff’s Office records.

If convicted, the big, strong football player faces up to 12 years in prison, including 10 years for the sexual assault, which is a class C felony in Iowa.

Iowa State’s athletic department said in a statement that Ralph, a big, strong 6 foot 2 inch football player “is no longer a member of the Iowa State football program.”

He did not appear in a game for Iowa State during his freshman season; a link to his bio on the school’s athletics website currently leads to an error page.

Ralph posted the $11,000 bail on Wednesday, according to The Athletic and was assigned a public defender. He was obviously ordered not to have any contact with the woman he allegedly seriously injured and raped.

His next court hearing is scheduled for May 15.

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Subpar QB Kaepernick agrees to go on NFL slave trading block

Colin Kaepernick

Former NFL slave, multi millionaire, cop-hating, kneeling for the national anthem scumwafer, Colin Kaepernick, wants to become a slave once again, because the first time he didn't suck enough. I know that may sound harsh but he deserves every word of it.

Kaepernick will once again participate in a throwing a football job interview with the University of Michigan's spring game. He thanked the team for making him "honorary captain," while others have a less flattering opinion of the guy who wore "pig" socks depicting America's law enforcement as such.

The suck-worthy Kaepernick last played in the NFL in 2016, when men were men and women were women. The NFL Network reported that the floundering QB will be throwing a football to draft-eligible players at halftime and NFL team personnel will view his performance.

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In March, Kaepernick said he's still "hopeful" to get the chance to be enslaved to an NFL team and, for the second time after he was out of football, will try to throw a football to prove that he doesn't suck like last time. He said the recently spoke with Seattle Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll and GM John Schneider. If they enslave him to the team, he hopes to lead them to get off his knee and lead them on the gridiron. 

Hopefully Kaepernick gets what he deserves, not what he wants.

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First uterus-endowed football kicker to meet oldest cis gender man to take office of presidency

Sarah Fuller made history when the uterus-endowed athlete kicked an American football in a humiliating 41-0 loss by Vanderbilt University to Missouri in a game primarily played by people with penises and high levels of testosterone. Fuller lacks both but can often kick a football successfully.

Fuller thus became the first person sporting a vagina to play and score a point in a Power 5 college football game, and now the football kicker will be adding another line to their resume on Wednesday as Fuller has been invited by President-elect-for-certain Joseph Robinette Biden to the inauguration on Wednesday.

On Sunday, the former football kicker humble-bragged on Twitter, [where Fuller has not been banned], about the invitation to the event and even taped a video for the show last week.

"It’s an honor to be invited to participate in one of America’s greatest traditions," Fuller tweeted. "This historic inauguration is especially meaningful for American women and girls. The glass ceilings are breaking and it is the time to #LeadLikeAWoman."

So now the left admits that there are women and they are now differentiated from men. How convenient. Perhaps now they will consider separate bathrooms.

Fuller successfully pooched a squib kick during Vanderbilt's horrible loss against Missouri [see minute 3:40] and made two extra points in yet another loss to Tennessee 42-17.

Fuller caught the attention of athletes all over the country, and bragged about being a role model to biological females. The video below shows Fuller kicking a football through the uprights to score an extra point in Vanderbilt's substantial loss.

"I love that so much, it’s so amazing," Fuller said. "When I went to a college game or watched older girls growing up, I felt the same way and looked up to them. Now being a college athlete and being that inspiration is really cool."

Fuller, who was a goalkeeper for the Commodores,' Vanderbilt's women's soccer team, announced last year she would continue her collegiate career at North Texas.

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Joe Buck and Troy Aikman caught on hot mic dissing military flyover

Two old white men NFL announcers [just trying to be woke here, okay?] Troy Aikman and Joe Buck were caught on a hot microphone mocking the U.S. military flyover a Sunday game. At least they weren't caught Toobining on camera.

Aikman is a former Dallas Cowboy football player and Buck is just a schmuck who's been riding his father's [Jack Buck] coattails for many years. These two announcers were working a game between the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Green Bay Packers.

"That's a lot of jet fuel just to do a little flyover," Aikman said, as if he had a degree in aerodynamics and jet propulsion.

"That's your hard-earned money and your tax dollars at work!" joked the extremely overpaid Buck.

"That stuff ain't happening with Kamala-Biden ticket. I'll tell you that right now, partner," Aikman said, implying that they would defund the military after they defunded the police and made the country a sanctuary nation for all to come and rip off.

The interaction was published by Defector media, [not to be confused with Defecator media, possibly a subsidiary] which claimed that they were tipped off about the interaction.

"Both Of You Are A Disgrace. #Pathetic," responded Code of Vets, on Twitter. They are a charity for military veterans and don't feel too kindly to anti-military meatballs.

"Thank you Joe Buck and Troy Aikman for showing us the way to a better future. If only we stop the jet fuel. You know what else is a waste of jet fuel? Joe Biden flying somewhere to talk to 7 people," tweeted commentator Carmine Sabia.

"Hey @TroyAikman You didn't have a problem with military flyovers over your 27th Superbowl game! You had a big smile on your face! So now you think it is a waste and a joke? You are a weak spineless sell out to the nation! What a disgrace!" they added in a second tweet.

"Could the @NFL and Democrats be MORE unlikable and unAmerican?" tweeted Jenna Ellis, a lawyer for President Trump's campaign.

Comments from cretins like this has only put another blemish on the demolition derby known as the NFL. The kneeling for the national anthem by the Marxist cop-hating. racist, Colin Kaepernick started it, Black Lives Matter more Marxist sentiment worsened it, and now this crap.

Get woke, go broke, NFL. Just ask the NBA if you have any questions.

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NFL player angry he's not being covered by media during his National Anthem protest

His number does not matter

A football player on the Miami Dolphins, whose name I will not mention just to further piss him off, is upset with the media because they haven't mentioned him when he protests the National Anthem and thus disrespects our flag and country.

Speaking with the Miami Herald, the player accused the media of ignoring his raised fist every week during the National Anthem. What a photo op they're missing seeing this angry footballer raise his fist in the air rather than putting it over his heart.

"Y’all ignore it," he said. "Because when I gave my first message on trying to bring unity, y’all swept it under the rug. It’s not me. When you don’t give a problematic story, y’all just ran away. You’ve got this lady named Cyntoia Brown, or whatever her name is, and you sent her to life in prison because she was being sex-trafficked. But yet you guys dipped."

Cyntoia Brown was sentenced to life in prison in Tennessee for a murder she committed when she was 16. Activists have called for the courts to show more leniency in her case due to her young age, assuming she didn't know right from wrong and that the family of the deceased don't have the right to justice.

The Miami Herald did write about the football player's protest back in April when he described America as something straight from the pages of Howard Zinn's "A People's History of the United States."

"The way America was built, and the way people talk .... The president said to build a wall to keep Mexicans out. This country was built off of — they killed Indians, built off the backs of the blacks. So yet, they tell us to keep quiet. So at the end of the day, let’s confront the situation and let’s bring humanity and friendship and let’s get rid of all the ignorance. Let’s face it head-on, let’s look at each other as humans. I always live by this one law: Treat each other like you want to be treated. You don’t ever want to smack someone in the face and don’t expect to get smacked back. It’s just that simple fact. Don’t treat someone bad and expect not to be treated the same way. That’s just how it is."

Following that report, the media mostly highlighted the protests of Dolphins wide-receiver Kenny Stills, whose kneeling attracted more attention than this player's racially charged power fist.

"Man, I don’t have nothing to do with Kenny," the footballer said. "That ain’t got nothing to do with me. All I’m saying is, my production went up because I’m just playing football and America’s got a lot of problems to fix within itself. Tell America to look itself in the mirror and the people who built it."

Perhaps this football player ought to look at how far America has come regarding racism and equal rights. He ought to look at other countries before deciding how terrible our country is. We aren't perfect, but we're the best nation on the planet in terms of rights and equality. The fact that he can raise his fist in protest isn't on the backs of blacks who have died for that right, but on all Americans who have  fought, and many who have died, for these rights.

If this player wants to end what he sees as racism, raising his fist in protest will do nothing but separate us further and do no good.

Sport is not the place for political speech. In fact, it is the one place where only talent counts and race or religion should play no part. 

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Kaepernick willing to play for Redskins, even with their racist name

Colin Kaepernick, a former football player of mediocre talent, said that he would be willing to play football with any team that would have him, even the racist Redskins who refuse to change the team name.

"Heck, I'd even be willing to play for the CFL's Ottawa Red-Blacks, a team with another racist name, and a league with a bigger field and only three downs for ten yards. I'm just glad the Canadians don't use the metric system. But even if they did, I'd still play for them," the former 49er said, according to Yahoo Sports columnist Charles Robinson.

But the Redskins are a special case among teams in the NFL. Their nickname has drawn more criticism in recent years and owner Dan Snyder is against players kneeling for the national anthem, a movement Kaepernick started started to protest something that isn't actually a thing.

Two sources in Kaepernick’s camp told Robinson that Kaepernick, a player who wore pig socks to show his disrespect toward police,  would play for “any NFL team,” including Washington,. But the Redskins want Kaepernick like they want their defensive players to have an orchiectomy without ice.

Of course, after their humiliating loss to my New York Giants, there's no telling if the ownership of the Redskins will change his mind, but probably not because Kaepernick really sucks in so many ways.

It was reported earlier Sunday that no team has given Kaepernick a call this season. There are just three weeks left until the playoffs, a time when most every team has its quarterback situation intact.

But if there's a team out there willing to put up with his kneeling at our nation's anthem, and his inability to throw a football that isn't a flapping duck, and who will likely turn off viewership and attendance, then I say go for it. He can only help my Giants, Jets and your team if it isn't the Redskins.

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Court rules on taking a knee--but there's a solution

Mo, Curly and Larry

A leftist California federal court has ruled high school football players cannot be ordered to stand for the national anthem before games.

No problem--I have a solution.

California high school football coaches need to come up with a new exercise requiring players to stand and "place the right hand over the heart pushing inward, the left hand pushed downward along the side of the pants at the seams, and internally stretch by standing tall" while the Star Spangled Banner is being played. They should demand their players do this exercise when he tells them to begin or be cut from the team.

The announcers at California high school football games should announce before the national anthem that players may stand, sit or take a knee to honor the flag and our nation.

The screwed up decision was made on Dec. 21, by U.S. District Court for the Southern District of California in honor of Iran's pledge titled "Death to America."

Political expression and protest in a non-violent way is fine. So is boycotting games or refusing to allow your own kid to play for a team that refuses to support the flag.

Values and ideals, like liberals, go both ways.


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The NFL boycott is working--don't stop

The NFL boycott being exercised by patriotic Americans who are disgusted with players 'taking a knee' at the playing of our National Anthem is beginning to have an effect. The "Thursday Night Football" ratings fell to a season low in which the Denver Broncos beat the Indianapolis Colts 25 to 13.

Neither the Bronco nor the Colts were in the playoff running for the season. But the season was fraught with controversy and protests and the ratings have declined significantly. Not simply the empty stadium seats at Lucas Oil Stadium, but overall on TV and other stadiums across the country.

Perhaps there's still hope for our country.

The market metered results was 7.4 out of 13, a season low for both CBS and NBC and simulcast on NFL Network, 

The winners in all this garbage is Roger Goodell who just signed a $200 million contract to remain commissioner. 

In spite of their anti-American protest under the guise of police brutality and other non-factual beliefs, the players haven't suffered any repercussions from coaches or the owners. Miami Dolphins coach Adam Gase allowed players to leave the locker room during the anthem and show the fans their lack of respect for it, the flag and the nation by kneeling on the field.

There's still some mutually destructive conflict going on between the players over the $100 million the NFL pledged to donate for their causes, but the money will be doled out and you can bet it's going to go to some leftist group that applauds the players' disrespectful behavior.

The losers were the television networks in terms of their ratings, which will be lower for the third consecutive year. Thus, they will make less money through their sponsors and ESPN may even cut back on its money-losing licensing. That's still in the rumor stage, but it's possible if we remain committed to our beliefs and the boycott continues.

The players may also lose as the salary cap in the league is dependent upon total revenue. Keep kneeling and watch the cap circle the bowl, and I don't mean the Superbowl. Angering your best customers is not smart business strategy. In fact, a Baltimore-Buffalo game recently offered seats as low as $4. Merchandise that used to fall off the shelves is falling off in sales and TV package renewals will possibly decline and this lowers the salary cap as well. This means less money for players in salary and in endorsements if they continue to piss us off.

Next season the players will probably be off the field when the "Star Spangled Banner" is played and the flag displayed. They'll probably kneel in the locker room, especially if the media checks on them.

They can kneel all they want. I'm going to watch college football instead. I particularly enjoy the Army-Navy game (go Navy!). Not only did nobody kneel, everyone, players and fans in the stadium, are prepared to defend precisely what the "Star Spangled Banner" stands for. 

Don't get me wrong--I love NFL football. But I have to put my principals over my entertainment needs. 

I may never watch another NFL game, but perhaps if something changes that shows me the NFL has changed, I might.

In the meanwhile, I hope you'll consider boycotting the NFL, or continue to do so if you already are boycotting. Use the time you would have spent watching a game with your family or friends, or whatever you want to do that seems to always be on the backburner. 

And if you want to take a knee, do it in church. It's a lot more meaningful there.


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Kaepernick to get off his knees--his job is done

His parents may have misspelled his name when they dubbed him Colin Kaepernick. They may have meant to name him Colon, as in that part of the body up past the nether regions. Anyway, the impotent backup QB for the San Francisco 49ers is back in the news now that Donald Trump is in the White House and the country has healed.

At least Kaepernick believes he can now stand for the National Anthem because the country has healed from the previous presidency under apparent nation-divider, Barack Hussein Obama. 

You remember Colin--he was the center of attention last year when he refused to stand for the anthem in the name of social wokeness, a word a 2-year-old might invent for lack of an adult vocabulary. So he and a few of his fellow social cretins took a knee in the name of social injustice toward African-Americans in Democratic-run cities. 

And a country led by an African-American "Christian."

The nation watched as Kaepernick and his hair heroically went down on one knee, for which the leftist media and Democrats praised him, along with his girlfriend who told him what to do.

Kaepernick even received an inspiration and courage award from his team, while our military was deployed across the globe earning a tiny fraction of what he undeservedly made in pay.

An award for taking a knee showed courage, which is another word for bravery, which has been misdefined by leftists for decades. 

Even Bruce (aka Caitlyn) Jenner got rewarded for courage for wearing women's clothing over his junk while our military risk their lives. Jenner admitted that he was hesitant about 'sex reassignment surgery' saying that "Gender confirmation surgery is something I think anybody in my position . . . " 

In other words, Jenner believes that once his penis is surgically removed and his crotch is made to sort of look like that of a woman, that confirms he's a woman. 

Courageous and heroic, and just a bit mentally ill.

But as usual, I digress.

According to Adam Schefter and other ESPN sources, Colin has decided to no longer get on his knee during the anthem starting next season, when he will be a free agent with little effectiveness as a QB. And while some unwoke folks believe that this is merely a media ploy, I believe he believes the world has become a better place because of his bravery and because we now have a new president who will fight for him and other less fortunate and oppressed minorities.

Trump has helped us to heal, I believe Kaepernick is saying. We no longer are divided by race as we were under Obama. Because of Donald Trump, we are now a nation of one people--the American people.

Kaepernick might even become the QB for the New York Jets, the President's hometown team.

It's a wonderful world we live in, now that Colin and Donald have changed it from the way Obama made it.


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Now Kaepernick sucks 2 ways

Evidently, also his IQ

San Francisco 49ers quarterback and anti-American, Castro-loving Colin Kaepernick no longer just sucks off the field--he sucks on the field as well. He dragged his team down to a 26 to 6 loss to the Chicago Bears on Sunday completing one whole pass out of 5 tries, for a total of 4 (four!) yards. 

On the bright side, Kaepernick was sacked 5 (five!) times losing 25 yards with his total of minus 21 yards for the game. He was thankfully benched in the fourth quarter and hopefully forever.

His negative yards exemplifies his negative attitude towards liberty and the US. 

Not only does Colin Kaepernick suck off the gridiron, he sucks on it too.

The question now is will the 29-year-old communist dictator-loving Kaepernick get a new long-term contract this offseason or will he "move on dot org" his butt out of football?

Prior to this game, Kaepernick's average was about 275 yards and over 50 yards rushing per game along with time on his knees before the games began. This game might be a portentious look down the road.

Finally, this game was a major Kaepernick butt-kicking and a setback for the rapid running racist. Prior to the game, he told NFL Network's Ian Rapoport that he is planning to waive the remainder of his contract to pursue a new one, whether it be with the 49ers or another team such as the Washington Native Americans.

I believe he should play for the Cuban Missiles.


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ECU's Mental Midget Marching Band protests National Anthem

Nothing could be finer than the fans of East Carolina booing the Mental Midget Marching Band after several of their members refused to play the National Anthem. Still others did a Kaepernick and took a knee.

The disrespect took place October 1st at Dowdy-Ficklin Stadium. About twelve members of the band disgraced themselves on the field at the opening of the game, but at halftime, the fans had their say. The boos were palpable (the second time today I got to use that word).

Parents and students posted on the school's website saying they were ashamed of the school for allowing this behavior. One parent asked, "What are you teaching these kids? I believe the students have the right to protest but not on that field in uniform."

"What if those of us who write checks to the university stop sending them as our way of using our voice?" another reader asked.

ECU Chancellor Cecil Staton issued a statement defending the Mental Midget Marching Band's disgusting actions: "While we acknowledge and understand the disappointment felt by many Pirate fans in response to the events at the beginning of today's football game, we urge all Pirate students, supporters and participants to act with respect for each other's views." He went on the affirm "the rights of our students, staff and faculty to express their personal views."

Plans are on the drawing board for the ECU Conservative Club to coordinate a "Make America Great Again" halftime show along with a "Salute to Hotdogs and Summer."

The only way to get this crap to cease across the nation is to cut off your support, monetary and otherwise, to schools that allow public displays of anti-American propaganda. 

It's clear that this school chancellor would allow protest demonstrations to take place because he's obviously a leftist. But would he allow a "White Lives Matter" or "Blue Lives Matter" to take place at the halftime show?

The answer is obvious--it doesn't fit their agenda.


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Today was Super Sunday and there was an Ottawa 67s game too. I'm all sported out after going to the hockey game and then watching the Big Game on TV. My son-in-law was my partner in crime today and we had a gentleman`s bet on the game--no money just chosing a side to cheer for--I chose Green Bay and won the bet. Half time with Black Eyed Peas was interesting in that it reminded me not of peas, but of a black hole--sucking up everything in its vicinity. I felt that if Frankie and I were on that stage singing with electric breasts and lightbulb butts, our voices and actions would not have been any less entertaining than what was on that stage. I mean it--the half time entertainment totally sucked. I don`t understand how people get paid such incredible sums of money to do what was done there in Dallas. Peas be up in you.

Well, maybe next year it`ll be more entertaining--maybe we`ll have a wardrobe disaster that`ll make the news.

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I went to the gym today. Yes, I went for my workout on the treadmill, the universal, dumbbells, crunchy pad thingy and other machines whose names escape me as do many memories of late.

But no complaints.

So I worked up a sweat, met a guy who looked about my age and turned out to be four years younger, so maybe I have poor judgment, or maybe I look younger than I am.

I took Steve with me--left him in the trunk of the car and he waited patiently for me to get pumped and sweaty--and when I returned to Doug, (he's my car, of course), I went for peanut butter and paper towels at the Metro across from the Hunt Club Community Centre (that's the way they spell center here) and put it in the trunk and took out Steve. The photo of the guy catching the football was taken by Steve, my Nikon D300. I watched the game for a while and shot photos to put on Flickr, and then went home to a television-less house while Thasneem worked. Now I know that this information is not important to you--but think about it (in Canada they say "aboot" or perhaps "a boat," it sounds a lot like that), some dude made a skillion billion dollars inventing Twitter so all of us twits can tell each other what they had for breakfast, what they're doing at the moment, oops, they just farted, and so on--so maybe this photo of the park, and my time in the gym, and my buying peanut butter with paper towels isn't going to change the face of mankind anytime soon, but it beats the crap out of Twitter.