First uterus-endowed football kicker to meet oldest cis gender man to take office of presidency

Sarah Fuller made history when the uterus-endowed athlete kicked an American football in a humiliating 41-0 loss by Vanderbilt University to Missouri in a game primarily played by people with penises and high levels of testosterone. Fuller lacks both but can often kick a football successfully.

Fuller thus became the first person sporting a vagina to play and score a point in a Power 5 college football game, and now the football kicker will be adding another line to their resume on Wednesday as Fuller has been invited by President-elect-for-certain Joseph Robinette Biden to the inauguration on Wednesday.

On Sunday, the former football kicker humble-bragged on Twitter, [where Fuller has not been banned], about the invitation to the event and even taped a video for the show last week.

"It’s an honor to be invited to participate in one of America’s greatest traditions," Fuller tweeted. "This historic inauguration is especially meaningful for American women and girls. The glass ceilings are breaking and it is the time to #LeadLikeAWoman."

So now the left admits that there are women and they are now differentiated from men. How convenient. Perhaps now they will consider separate bathrooms.

Fuller successfully pooched a squib kick during Vanderbilt's horrible loss against Missouri [see minute 3:40] and made two extra points in yet another loss to Tennessee 42-17.

Fuller caught the attention of athletes all over the country, and bragged about being a role model to biological females. The video below shows Fuller kicking a football through the uprights to score an extra point in Vanderbilt's substantial loss.

"I love that so much, it’s so amazing," Fuller said. "When I went to a college game or watched older girls growing up, I felt the same way and looked up to them. Now being a college athlete and being that inspiration is really cool."

Fuller, who was a goalkeeper for the Commodores,' Vanderbilt's women's soccer team, announced last year she would continue her collegiate career at North Texas.

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