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Saturday, June 14, 2025

The IDF's hits of the week starring IRGC leaders and the nuclear scientists who loved them

The Hits Keep Coming

Based on the reports from a number of media outlets, Israel has eliminated numerous IRGC leaders and nuclear scientists who have been working feverishly to destroy Israel. "It ain't over until the Ayatollah meets his goats, but it's a good start," an anonymous source told Brain Flushings.

Anyway, the latest information from recent reports, the Israeli Air Force (IAF) June 12-13 strikes on Iran sent a number of high-ranking Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) leaders to meet their goats. These attacks also killed nuclear scientists.

Below is a list of these scumcrumpets confirmed or reported to have been killed in these strikes. Some of these reports may be subject to verification, but we can cross our collective fingers and hope that they are accurate. After all, don't they say that they love death more than we love life? Let's make them happy.

Our first IRGC dead dude is Maj. Gen. Hossein Salami [on rye]. He was Commander-in-Chief of the IRGC but the strike on the IRGC headquarters blew him to smithereens. This guy was a top figure in Iran's military and political arena and he reportedly reported directly to Supreme Leader and Hide-and-Go-Seek Champion Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

Maj. Gen. Salami

Maj. Gen. Mohammad Bagheri also made the hit list. This 'Mo' was Chief of Staff of the Iranian Armed Forces. He was the highest-ranking military official in Iran, but alas, he was blown to little bite-size pieces in Tehran. Prior to his untimely demise, Bagheri oversaw Iran's armed forces, you know who they are--they're the guys who march funny. However, the guy may still be alive according to some Iranian propaganda sources. His wives pray he is safe and remains the very model of a modern Major General.

Maj. Gen. Mohammad Bagheri 

Maj. Gen. Gholam [My Precious] Ali Rashid could run but he couldn't outrun an air-to-ground missile. We don't know if the IAF got him with a Sparrow ALBM, a Popeye missile with datalink capabilities or a sweet Rafael Spike Precision-Guided Missile with their high accuracy and ability to engage both moving and stationary targets, but Rashid didn't care and never knew what hit him and his son in the airstrike. Rashid was involved in the unmanned aerial vehicle program (UAV) but it was a manned [or possibly a womaned] aerial vehicle that did him in. We don't know if it was an F-35I Adir, a nice, stealthy jet; an F-16I Sufa, based on the Lockheed Martin F-35; or the F-15 Ra'am with its heavy payload capacity. But again, Rashid didn't care. He got what he wanted and more.

Golham Ali Rashid

Brig. Gen. Amir Ali Hajizadeh, Commander of the IRGC Aerospace Force. His father wanted to name him Mohammed, but his mother insisted on Amir as it's so much cooler, she said. Anyway, Amir was blown into kibbles and bits in an airstrike that destroyed an underground command center in Tehran. He was sent on an emergency meeting to discuss future plans with a guy named Cassem Soleimani, and was told to grab a shovel and stoke the fires. The guy was responsible for Iran's ballistic missile and drone attacks on Israel in 2024.

Brig. Gen. Amir Ali Hajizadeh,

Taher-pour, Commander of the IRGC’s UAV Force in the Aerospace Force. He was killed alongside Hajizadeh in the strike on the underground command center, which ended up saving a lot of money in the cost of bunker-buster bombs.

Davoud Shayhkian, Commander of the Aerial Command of the IRGC’s Air Force. Also killed in the same strike on the underground command center with Hajizadeh. It's beginning to look like that strike did a lot of good work for humanity.

Davoud Shayhkian's last known location

And then there's old Doc. Fereydoun Abbasi, a nuclear scientist and former head of Iran’s Atomic Energy Organization (2011–2013). Abbasi was killed in the strikes, reportedly along with his wife and child. He was a prominent figure in Iran’s nuclear program and sadly, he had previously survived an assassination attempt in 2010.

Dr. Mohammad Mehdi Tehranchi, another nuclear scientist and president of Islamic Azad University, where he and his comrades worked feverishly to find a final solution, if you know what I mean. Mo was involved in Iran’s nuclear weapons program and he too was eliminated and confirmed dead by Iranian state media. He will always be remembered as a guy with a mission: destroy Israel and everyone who lives there. 


Dr. Abdulhamid Minouchehr. He was a faculty member and dean of the Faculty of Nuclear Engineering at Shahid Beheshti University, where his students blew up so fast. He was eliminated in the strikes and confirmed by Iranian state media. Along with Abdul [as his friend called him] was Dr. Ahmad Reza Zolfaghari, a professor at the same joint as Mo.

Gone and forgotten is Dr. Seyed Amir Hossein Faghihi and so forth, a nuclear scientist at the Shahid Beheshti University [GO Camels!] where he taught the kids how to blow stuff up around Israelis.

Hopefully, this is just the beginning of the end of Iran's nuclear capabilities. The Ayatollah has fled because he has changed his mind about loving death as formally advertised. 

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Sunday, April 6, 2025

Tim Walz gets his tampon in a twist over Biden question

Walz's lip-sucking response


Failed vice presidential candidate and Minnesota Democrat Governor Timmy Walz really stepped in it on Sunday, didn’t he? 

When Comedy News Network’s Jake Tapper had the audacity to suggest that maybe, just maybe, President Joe Biden wasn’t exactly prime re-election material after that train-wreck of a debate, Tampon Tim pulled out the old trusty deflection card faster than you can say "geriatric gaffe." 

"He made that decision!" Walz yelped, as if that erased the months of Democratic delusion and that includes Tapper's as well.

Tapper, not one to let a squirm go unwatched, nasally pressed on. “Don’t you think your party needs to take responsibility for running Biden when he was clearly not up for the job?” 

Walz, in a dazzling display of wit, basically said, “We may have made a ‘mistake,’ but have you considered Trump’s many sins?” Cue the dramatic pivot to a Twitter clip—because nothing screams accountability like changing the subject.

The question was not about Trump, you dolt!

Tapper, barely containing his eye-roll, hit back with, “I know,” before laying out the obvious: “You all went along with the idea that he was up for it. And he wasn’t. And everybody saw it, and the country rejected it.” 

A moment of silence followed—probably Walz realizing his talking points were as stinky as Biden’s bicycle seat in the summer—before he shrugged it off with a gem of a non-answer: “Yea, well, I — look, history will tell us to go back on that. That very well could be the case, Jake.” Translation: “Oops, my bad, but let’s not dwell on it, m‘kay?” 

Then, because why not, he pivoted to Trump’s tariffs like a man desperate to escape his own party’s mess, and Tapper didn't stop him.

Let’s rewind: Biden bailed on the 2024 election after his allies finally admitted what the rest of us saw—age, incompetence, confusion, incontinence, mental fuzziness, anger, and a general vibe of “maybe not” weren’t winning any votes. 

Enter Kamala Hahahaharris, stage left, with Tampon Tim as her trusty Rockette-style sidekick. Spoiler alert: they lost every battleground state and the election to Trump. 

Fast forward to Walz’s recent pity tour, where he’s been whining that the Democrats landed in a “mess” because they weren’t “bold enough” with their woke word salad, immigration free-for-all, and DEI gospel. Brilliant Timmy--keep up that far left lean and let's see what happens in the next presidential race.

When pressed, Walz doubled down, spinning their immigration stance as some noble bipartisan quest—sure, Tim—while admitting they got too “timid” and didn’t “pass things that improved people’s lives.” Gee, you think? All they did was attack Republicans with no clear plan of what they were going to do if they won.

But the real kicker? Walz, with all the self-awareness of "Gays for Palestine" mused, “I don’t know if I’m the best spokesperson to do it after just losing an election.” 

No kidding, champ. He even turned the knife on himself, saying, “I’m criticizing myself. I own this. I’m part of the ticket. And somebody has to come up with a strategy.” 

Somewhere, a political strategist is weeping into their Starbucks "Venti Iced Caramel Macchiato with an extra shot of espresso, two pumps of vanilla syrup, one pump of hazelnut, light ice, oat milk instead of dairy, a drizzle of caramel on top, oh, and make it quick, but also add a dash of cinnamon because I’m feeling spicy today" coffee, wondering how this guy ever got near a ballot.

Keep doing what you're doing dummies.

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IDF Paratrooper's Brigade raids and dismantles Syrian outpost



Well, folks, while the world’s busy clutching pearls over Israel’s latest moves, the IDF’s Paratrooper’s Brigade, under Division 210, has been putting in some serious overtime. [Get it? 'Overtime'.]

Over the past week, these brave skydivers stormed a southern Syrian outpost like it was a clearance sale at "Tanks R Us." The military proudly announced Saturday that they dismantled a rusty collection of out-of-service tanks, armored personnel carriers, and artillery—relics of the former Syrian regime that probably hadn’t seen action since the Nixon administration.

Not ones to leave empty-handed, the troops snagged some bonus goodies: mortars, dozens of rockets, and whatever else was lying around this former regime HQ. The IDF says it’s all about “removing threats to Israel,” particularly for the folks living in the Golan Heights who’d rather not have mortars as their new neighbors. Fair enough.

Then, because why stop at a garage sale when you can throw a little party, the IDF took out “several armed targets” in the Tasil area Wednesday night after they had the audacity to shoot at Israeli troops. 

The military confirmed Thursday that they didn’t just stop at target practice—they confiscated more weapons and turned some terror infrastructure into rubble. Defense Minister Israel Katz, clearly not in a mood for subtlety, called the strikes “a warning for the future.” You can almost hear the ominous movie-trailer voiceover.

Katz wasn’t done flexing and rolling his shoulders. He doubled down, saying Israel’s forces are parking themselves in Syrian buffer zones and will keep swinging at anything that smells like a threat. He’s got a message for Syria’s government too: let any anti-Israel clowns slip through, and “you’ll pay a heavy price.” 

Sounds like a guy who’s tired of sending polite memos.

Meanwhile, Syrian news is whining about IDF clashes with pro-Hay'at Tahrir al-Sham (HTS) fighters in Daraa early Thursday. 

Shocker—jihadists and Israel aren’t exchanging holiday cards. Oh, and Israel’s air force has been treating Syria like a piƱata, with airstrikes confirmed across the country. The HTS-led Syrian Foreign Ministry—because apparently that’s a thing now—threw a tantrum over it. One highlight? The IAF turned Hama’s military airport into a smoking crater overnight between Wednesday and Thursday, leaving dozens of civilians and soldiers with more than just a bad hangover.

The IDF’s been at this since early December when Hayat Tahrir al-Sham took the reins, figuring it’s better to preemptively squash a jihadist invasion than wait for the RSVP. 

So, while the usual suspects clutch their UN charters and sob about sovereignty, Israel’s out there doing what it does best—making sure the neighborhood doesn’t go full Mad Max. That is, a country's gotta do what a country's gotta do.

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Friday, April 4, 2025

Russian nun deported for her anti-Semitic accusations about Israel and Oct. 7

Sister Extra Virgin Olive Oil

ISRAEL -- A Russian-born nun who we will call Sr. Extra Virgin Olive Oil claimed the Israeli government was behind the October 7, 2023 massacres and kidnapping in order to "distract" the Israeli public from Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's criminal trial, according to a statement by Israel's Immigration and Population Authority.

This is akin to believing Adolf Hitler started World War II to "distract" from his chronic flatulence, but when it comes to anti-Semitism, nothing is off the table, I suppose.

Shortly after Hamas, Palestinian Islamic Jihad, and a crap-load of Gazan civilians invaded Israel killing, raping, and torturing 1,200 Israeli and kidnapping 251 others, Sister Extra Virgin Olive Oil [let's just call her SEVOO] told a Russian-language television news channel that Hamas coordinated the terror attacks in advance with the Israeli government.

So, in spite of Bibi Netanyahu having served in the IDF's special forces and also having lost his brother in combat against Islamists, he was supposedly in bed with the Hamassholes to distract the public from the "criminal charges" pending against him by a biased ICC.

"Sorry sister, your sh*t don't fly," as the kids say.

The nun also falsely claimed the U.S. supplied Hamas with rockets that was used to target Tel Aviv and Jerusalem when the war first began. Now we all know Joe Biden is and was brain-dead when the war broke out between Israel and the religion of peace, and we all know he gave a ton of money to Iran, but to say that he supplied Hamas with rockets is like saying his flatulence smells like roses.

And let us remember that Hamas didn't even have long-range rockets on October 7th. 

SEVOO either lied in the advancement of Islamic terrorism, or is historically clueless. At the time, Hamas could only launch rockets against central Israel with American material support.

Yet despite her serious accusations against the Jewish state, SEVOO engaged in a long-running legal saga to avoid being deported from the country she hates.

This nun has lived in Israel since 1993, having been granted a special long-term visa for clergy. At the time of the interview, she was the head nun at a Greek Orthodox church in Jerusalem.

Following the broadcast of her anti-Zionist interview, Mativeva’s visa was revoked.

Officials from the Immigration and Population Authority summoned SEVOO for a meeting, informing her that she had to leave Israel. She appealed the visa revocation in court, delaying the deportation process by several months.

Eventually, a judge confirmed the Immigration and Population Authority’s decision that this dumpling of a woman could no longer live in Israel.

However, shortly before the date of her deportation in July 2024, the Jew hater went into hiding.

In February 2025, after some six months on the run, police discovered her living in Even Sapir, a small agricultural community near Jerusalem. She was arrested and detained at an immigration detention facility.

From there, she tried to claim refugee status in Israel. In her asylum request, she said that being returned to her native Russia would endanger her life, but her request was denied and she was finally sent back to Mother Russia.

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Sunday, June 30, 2024

Biden supposedly humiliated by his debate debacle according to reports


Our alleged President Biden was reportedly humiliated by his debate performance on Thursday, meaning that he possibly still has enough brain activity to have a modicum of self-awareness. Of course, it could also be that the media is setting the stage for him to bow out of the election before November.

The report says that Biden was "devoid of confidence" by someone allegedly familiar with Biden's mood, telling NBC News, "[I]t's a mess."

The outlet reported that several prominent Democrats expressed concern in private over Biden's chances of beating Donald Trump in November following his debate performance. However, they remain steadfast in their support for Biden in public due to their confidence in lying to the public and having them believe those lies and not caring enough for the country to stop our cognitively impaired POTUS to run.

"The only person who has ultimate influence with him is the first lady," another person told NBC News. "If she decides there should be a change of course, there will be a change of course."

Biden and his family are reportedly set to informally discuss the future of his campaign at Camp David on Sunday, which can only mean that he will bow out and let a functioning individual take his place. Perhaps Doctor Jill has been ridiculed enough to know that she better let Joe get his much needed rest and an ice cream cone [he likes chocolate chip].


"Any discussion about the campaign is expected to be informal or an afterthought," the person close to the Biden family told NBC. "No one is sitting down for a formal or determinative discussion."

Biden addressed his debate debacle at a North Carolina rally on Friday.

"I know I'm not a young man. I don't walk as easy as I used to. I don’t speak as smoothly as I used to. I don’t debate as well as I used to, but I know what I do know — I know how to tell the truth!" Biden told a crowd of supporters who held back their laughter. 

Biden simply cannot tell the truth about most anything. He claimed at the Thursday debate that no American military person died on his watch. I know of at least 13 who did, and I know of others who gave their life for their country, but old Joe couldn't or wouldn't recognize them.

"I can do this job, because, quite frankly, the stakes are too high," Biden mush-mouthed during his speech. "Donald Trump is a genuine threat to this nation."

Trump already has a 4-year track record as President and Democracy was just fine. In fact, the Biden administration has been the most corrosive to democracy: having Trump arrested on trumped-up charges to eliminate him from the presidential race; allowing illegal aliens into the country; the lack of reasonable law enforcement; taking taxpayer money and trying to forgive student loans, are just a few examples of where Biden peed on democracy.


He also told the crowd that he wouldn't be running for re-election if he didn't think he could do the job, which may be true in his addled brain. He not only cannot do the job, he can't even find his way off stage and sees people we don't see.

The next debate, hosted by ABC News, is scheduled for Sept. 10, but my bet is that it will not happen, but if it does, it will not include Biden.

Remember all the lies you heard from Democrats like Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, IL Gov. J.B. Pritzker. MN Gov. Tim Walz, his campaign co-chair, Mitch Landrieu, NY Rep. Dan Goldman, and others, about how sharp Biden's is, especially in private where it matters less than it does to the American people.

We need to be concerned now as to how our enemies see us. If they believe Trump will be our next President, and I hope he will be, they will want to make a move against us before he's sworn in.

Tuesday, June 18, 2024

Former KKK grand wizard is a pro-Hamasshole

Former KKK racist David Dickweed Duke

David Dickweed Duke [she, he, it], the former Ku Klux Klan chief racist, says that he is supporting anti-Semitic protesters who, he thinks, will “save us from Jewish supremacism.”

And now pro-Hamas cretins are being called out on social media for having common ground with the white supremacist group KKK after Dickweed Duke showed up to support extremists at a convention in Detroit.

Duke, 73, even refers to himself as a white supremacist and ex-Grand Wizard of the KKK. He  was attending the far-right America First Political Action Conference (AFPAC) led by another white supremacist, anal sphincter, and Holocaust denier Nicholas Fuentes.

However, the event was abruptly called off after staff at the event space told Fuentes that he wasn’t welcome. 

Meanwhile, Duke shared his thoughts on the pro-Palestinian marches with political commentator and undercover journalist Cam Higby. Duke said, “I support Nick and all his work … and all the people who are working to save our country and save us from Jewish supremacism. We’re being genocided just like the Palestinians.”

Duke also hates black people but many of them don't care and share in his hatred of Jews, who are guilty of doing nothing to earn their hatred.

When asked if he is friends with Fuentes, Duke replies, “I consider him a comrade in the fight for our people.” It's rumored that both Duke and Fuentes dress up as Adolf Hitler and tickle each other with fake mustaches in places now being advertised about by underwear and shaver companies.

And many X users warned that anti-Israel/anti-Semitic activists should be concerned that they have shared goals with a member of the KKK, but they are too ignorant to care.

The National Jewish Assembly tweeted: “If David Duke is on your side, you know you are on the wrong side.”

Joining the former Grand Wizard at the event were pro-Hamas activists on X including MMA fighter and white supremacist supporter Jake Shields, Suleiman Ahmed and Lucas Gage.

These people are equal opportunity haters. They hate Jews, blacks, Hispanics, Catholics, Hindus, basically all brown-skin people, all other Asians, and water.

Thursday, October 18, 2018

Ben Rhodes: idiot savant, or just an idiot?

According to the self-proclaimed geniuses on the left, everything that's wrong with the world can somehow be blamed on President Trump, no matter how tortured the connection.

Former failed novelist and Obama's failed Deputy National Security Advisor [see: ISIS, Iran, Al Qaeda, Syria and China] Ben Rhodes, is claiming that President Trump's rhetoric meant that "journalists everywhere are less safe."

Ben's brother, David, is president of CBS News.

Rhodes made that silly comment Tuesday on Morons Speaking Nothing But Communism's [MSNBC] "Morning Joe." When asked/prompted about Trump's response to the likely killing of Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi, Rhodes bloviated: "What you have to realize is, there's nobody else who can play the role of the United States to hold people like this to account. We are the world's oldest and most significant democracy [actually, we're a republic]. And if we're not doing this, if we're not setting up for this, there's not somebody else who will do that."

But Rhodes wasn't finished objurgating. "The consequences of that are journalists everywhere are less safe. And let's face it, we have a president of the United States who says journalists are the enemy of the state. So values like freedom of speech and dissent suddenly are very endangered around the world. [How he makes that giant leap remains a mystery.] And that's a trend line that I think is getting worse. This vacuum [not unlike the one between his ears] of any advocacy for any democratic values is putting people at risk and there's nobody else who will fill that vacuum if the President of the United States and the United States of America is not doing that." [What? Now there are two countries with similar names?]

Blah, blah, blah.

Blaming Trump for all the ills of society is not only a lie, but it's going to come back and bite Democrats on their collective . . . collective.

Taking Rhodes seriously as someone who knows what he's talking about is a mistake. In a blistering article about Rhodes' lack of experience while in the Obama administration, it's clear that he was just a political operative, not a real pundit, and certainly not a journalist.

It sounds like a clichƩ to say that it's imperative for all conservatives to vote in the impending midterm elections. If we lose the House and/or Senate, we will have only ourselves to blame. This is really a time when every vote counts. So vote, and vote often--just kidding about the last part.


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Monday, June 4, 2018

Dutch cops shoot jihadi waving ax

The Hague, Netherlands -- A man waving an ax screaming "Allahu akbar!" and acting all jihad-ish as he stood on a balcony of a residential apartment was shot and wounded by local police.

Rotterdam police tweeted about the shooting early Wednesday afternoon in Schiedam. They tried to calm the Muslim man but he was on a religious mission in the jasmine of his mind.

When an arrest team entered the apartment, the jihadi tried to attack the cops and in the process, injured a police dog.

Police are investigating the man's background and motive--they have no idea why he would do such a crazy thing such as shouting "Allah is greater" in Arabic. What could it be?

This latest jihad incident comes just one day after another jihadi in Belgium attacked and killed two female police officers and fatally shot a passer-by.

Nobody has a clue what this is all about. It cannot be about religion, because we all know Islam is a religion of peace--just check their record.

Saturday, December 16, 2017

Planned Parenthood's head attacks Paul Ryan for call to increase U.S. births

How horrible--the Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan is suggesting to Americans to have more children. Planned Parenthood is agog--they'll go out of business if this becomes the trend.

Ryan's rationale is that the more children Americans have, the more viable Social Security and other government programs will be in the future. But even Ryan, who is Catholic, doesn't believe that abortion is ever the right path to take with unwanted pregnancies.

Cecile Richards, head of Planned Parenthood and a woman who never met a baby she wouldn't abort, went onto social media Friday to attack the idea that male lawmakers should use their bully pulpit to have the audacity of Judeo-Christian values to discuss the national birth rate.

Shame, shame Paul Ryan. You who would have babies born to women who didn't want them because they're an inconvenience or whatever. I remember Barack Obama opining over his not wanting his daughters to have the inconvenience of having a baby. 

This is the immorality of the left.

Ryan said: "I did my part, but we need to have higher birth rates in this country. Baby boomers are retiring, and we have fewer people following them in the work force. We have something like a 90 percent increase in the retirement population in America, but only a 19 percent increase in the working population in America. So what do we have to do? Be smarter, more efficient, more technology--still going to need more people."

Ms. Richards, who has already been born and has nothing to fear, head the organization which has been in the business of killing the unborn since 1916. Founded by racist and anti-Semitic, Margaret Sanger, Planned Parenthood boasts more life-ending work than the United States Marine Corps, and with a lot less bravery, patriotism and conscience. 

Richards tweeted her rage and linked to a Think Progress piece with alternative suggestions:
"If more members of Congress could get pregnant, maybe they wouldn't tell the rest of us when and why to get pregnant. https://t.co/pqFf7Srlkl " --(@CecileRichards) December 15, 2017
The Think Progress article recommends increased immigration because liberals can only sing one note.

"There's an obvious solution to the problem that Ryan completely ignores--allowing more immigrants into the country to fill the jobs being vacated by retiring baby boomers," Planned Parenthood's Aaron Rupar said.

When you get right down to it, Planned Parenthood doesn't plan parenthood-it plans the termination to its possibility in the potential parent cases brought to them.

More immigration is definitely not the solution to the problem. Ending abortion is a start, but so is having more children. At the rate we're going, the nation is already going to be outnumbered by immigrants anyway.


Saturday, July 15, 2017

Trump admin. to weigh expanding expedited deportation

The Trump administration is considering a new policy to give the Department of Homeland Security a lot more power to speed up deportations of certain illegal immigrants.

Under the proposal, the DHS would be empowered to seek the expedited removal of illegal immigrants apprehended anywhere in the country who can't prove they've lived her continuously for more than 90 days. Since 2004, the DHS could only bypass immigration courts for those who've been living here illegally for less than two weeks and were caught within 100 miles of the border.

If enacted, these new guidelines would be a major increase in the agency's authority to speed up deportations.

The proposed new policy wouldn't need congressional approval, according to two administration officials, who wished to remain anonymous in order to let us guess as to whether or not this should be considered 'fake news.'

One anonymous official said that the memo was circulated at the White House and the DHS is reviewing comments on the document from the Office of Management and Budget.

Joanne F. Talbot, a DHS spokesperson, said she hasn't seen the memo and describes it as a draft and emphasized that no final decisions have been made by DHS's John Kelly.

This proposal may give an entirely new meaning to the term: 'Adios.'

Illegal immigration rights advocates denounced the proposal saying it would strip illegal immigrants of due process rights that don't apply to them.


Wednesday, July 12, 2017

"Morning Joke" star Joe Scarborough doesn't know he's a liberal

"Morning Joke" host Joe Scarborough says that he's finished with the GOP, obviously unaware that we've been done with him almost as long as he's been a flaming liberal.

On Tuesday when Scarborough and fiancee Mika Brzezinski appeared on "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" the extreme liberal and GOP-hater said he's going to be an independent. 

Scarborough's about as independent as a co-dependent abused wife of a crazed jihadist.

Scarborough has recently gone toe-to-toe with President Trump and now has criticized the GOP for failing to live up to its promises, betraying their core values and "kowtowing" to the president.

Maybe the GOP "kowtows" to him because he's representing the GOP.

Scarborough (aka "The Sellout") said, "You have to ask yourself: What exactly is the Republican Party willing to do? How far are they willing to sell out?"

"But aren't you a Republican?" Colbert asked, pretending that Scarborough was ever really a Republican.

"I am a Republican," he lied, "but I'm not going to be a Republican anymore. I've got to become an independent." The seals applauded and Colbert threw them a bucket of fish.

Scarborough has called President Trump a variety of insulting names like "crazy," and "psycho," and became upset when Trump hit back with his own Trumpian attacks.

Scarborough has not been a Republican ever since he met Mika Brzezinsky. He is a horny toad liberal and don't believe a word he says.


Monday, July 10, 2017

Hillary is back to help the GOP

Like a severe case of chronic shingles, Hillary Clinton just won't go away. Now she's looking to find a role in the midterm elections but it isn't clear what that role might be--hog caller? Pantsuit model? The 'Before' in a Before and After commercial for election success?

The former incompetent Secretary of State, do-nothing NY State Senator, and former Worst Lady, has already launched a PAC to help congressional Democratic candidates in the midterms (in 2018). 

This tells us that no matter how hard we try, we cannot rid ourselves of this no policy, Screaming Mimi. 

According to sources who spoke to Fox News, Hillary is looking at the House districts she won in the presidential election "as part of an autopsy of her failed campaign." 

Most likely, she will offer to help along the long and dusty campaign trail, especially in the 23 districts held by Republicans who preferred a TV personality over her.

The good news is, she can unwittingly help the GOP in the midterms because if all goes well, and Trump keeps his promise to "lock her up," she will lose the majority of independent voters for the Democrats, although she will likely gain a number of liberals who will see her incarceration as "being put down by the 'man.'"

So right now the Democratic platform for the governance of the United States of America is: a) to attack Donald Trump and have him replaced with Hillary Clinton just for spite; b) to win the midterms; and c) to have 'more flexibility' with Russia.




Sunday, July 9, 2017

De Blasio skips vigil of slain NYPD cop to take stage in Hamburg

Socialist, Sandinista-loving and failed Mayor of New York City just had to participate in an anti-capitalist riot and fly to Hamburg, Germany, rather than attend the vigil of a NYPD cop who was brutally assassinated in the Bronx.

The leftist mayor pontificated to the  Hamburg mob: "Our right to protest is directly related to the fact that our police protect us. So help me by joining in applause and thanks for the police," he said, but obviously didn't mean the NYPD police--he meant the German police.

"There have also been great acts of bravery and restraint," the idiot said. "Remember, our police are working men and women too [but if they die in the line of duty, you don't need to waste your time by going to their vigil]."

But what de Blasio wasn't aware of is that the brotherhood of police knows no borders and the Hamburg police knew what a scum wafer the toad happens to be. And after two days of disgusting rioting, over 200 Hamburg cops were injured, several quite seriously, by bottle and Molotov cocktail throwing anti-capitalist rioters--you know, de Blasio's kind of people.

Meanwhile, back in the States, an evening vigil for NYPD Officer Miosotis Famila of the 46th Precinct was held there while POS de Blasio was pretending to care about cops.

Officer Familia was 48, a mother of three. She was sitting in a police command vehicle filling out paperwork when a cop-hating parolee shot her in the head. 

Like Mayor de Blasio, the parolee had mental problems.

"It's disgraceful that the mayor is anywhere but at this ceremony right now," a vigil attendee Maria Rinaldi of University Heights told the New York Post

De Blasio gave two leftist speeches Saturday on his all-expenses-paid trip to Hamburg. 

Socialists rarely pay their own way.

De Blasio was accompanied by his 19-year-old son, Dante.

After the riots, de Blasio met with the fake news media where he was asked tough questions like: how much German could he speak; and was Dante and he enjoying their visits.

When a Post reporter asked him a real question about his response to the criticism he received from police, political opponents and New Yorkers for leaving the city just one day after the assassination just to grandstand on a global stage, he refused to take that or any other questions.

Wimp.

"No one in uniform is surprised" said Pat Lynch, president of the Patrolmen's Benevolent Association about de Blasio's disrespect and scumbaggery.



Saturday, July 8, 2017

Iraqi forces say they're "tens of meters" from retaking Mosul

Baghdad -- Iraqi military commanders say their troops are "tens of meters" away from defeating ISIS in Mosul. This comes one day after a major counterattack was mounted by the militants. 

For those of you who can't do the conversion, 10 meters equals 32.8084 feet. Exactly what was meant by 'tens of meters' isn't at all clear, but it's probably not more than about half a football field.

Joint Operations Command said on Saturday "our units are still continuing to advance.  . . . Not much is left before our forces reach the river."

Similar statements by Iraqi officials were made over the past week since security forces have forced the scum-crumpets into a sliver of the Old City along the Tigris River. However, due to the fact that ISIS is shooting back, progress has been slow.

As it now stands, ISIS hold less than a square mile of territory and are using civilians as human shields, making it almost impossible for U.S.-led warplanes to blow them up without making for bad press coverage. 

It crazy--they fight unfairly by their 'rules,' which says there are no rules in war, while we take the moral high ground and do everything we can to minimize killing civilians. (I hate the term 'collateral damage.') Sadly, however, many, and more likely most of these civilians are going to be killed by the Islamic State jihadis. 

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

National security--what, Hillary worry?

A "senior aide" to then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton left classified material unattended and unsecured in a hotel room in China in 2010. This incredible violation was confirmed as Hillary Clinton is under a renewed FBI investigation (yes, the Federal Bureau of Investigation actually investigates) of mishandling classified and sensitive information on a private server of her closest aide, Huma Weiner Abedin, who is also under investigation.

The aide who left this information unattended has not been named.

State Department spokesman John Kirby told Fox News in a statement issued after a FOIA request was filed with the agency: 
"In May 2010, Secretary Clinton was on official travel in Beijing, China, accompanied by senior staff. Upon Secretary Clinton's departure, a routine security sweep by Diplomatic Security agents identified classified documents in a staff member's suite."
Diplomatic Security wrote up the incident on Form 117, and Marine Security Guards (Semper Fi) filed a separate formal report, according to Fox's source.

The information about the mishandling of classified information came into the light of day when the FBI investigated whether Hillary Clinton or her staff violated the US Espionage Act by mishandling classified and top secret information. 


Obviously they had violated the law, at least we know Hillary did based on public knowledge that she used a private server for her job as secretary of state, and the fact that sensitive information was found to be contained on the server. That's all it takes to be indicted, but James Comey, FBI Director, apparently acted politically by not recommending indictment of behavior that clearly was indictable. He is trying to undo that now, it appears.

House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence Chairman Devin Nunes, (R-Calif.) cited a whistleblower who came to him with an allegation that it was Hillary Clinton herself who left the material out, and he wrote to the FBI seeking more information.

Nunes wrote to Director Comey: "I . . . understand that former Secretary Clinton left unclassified documents in her hotel room in China and that U.S. Marine Corps security officials filed a report related to the possible compromise of the documents."

In another instance, Nunes said in an email released in response to a FOIA request, described Huma Abedin asking another Clinton staffer to remove "burnstuff" Abedin had left in a car during a trip to India.

You cannot make this stuff up.

Kirby told Fox News that the incident with Abedin may not have involved classified material. Perhaps it was a recipe for chicken biryani.

Kirby insisted, however, that the China incident had nothing to do with Clinton because, well, nothing negative ever does.

"To be clear -- this was not Secretary Clinton's hotel room and no citation whatsoever was given to Secretary Clinton, nor were any reports written about Secretary Clinton's conduct." 

Evidently, everyone knew what happens to someone who crosseds a Clinton.

When the security sweep was made, the suite in question was still inside of a Diplomatic Security-controlled area, Kirby claimed, and under direct control of a Diplomatic Security agent posted outside the room.

"Ultimately, Diplomatic Security concluded that classified information had been improperly secured, but that the evidence did not support assigning culpability to any individual [which is a universal problem with Clinton and her ilk]. Furthermore, the Diplomatic Security investigation concluded that due to the fact that the documents were found within a Diplomatic Security controlled area, the liklihood that the information was comprised was remote."

Just like it was remote that Hillary Clinton's mobile devices and private server with classified state department emails would be compromised.

Leaving out classified or top secret information is a serious offense. 

"Diplomatic Security and the Marine Security Guard takes exposure of classified information very seriously," said Jessica Vaughan, director of policy research at the Center for Immigration Studies. "You can lose your security clearance if you're caught more than once, and that means you might lose your job. It's a big deal."

We wish Hillary Clinton would have taken it seriously and we all wonder if she does now.

In 2013, Monica Hanley, a top aide to then-Secretary of State Clinton, got into trouble with the agency's security and law enforcement when she lost classified information while accompanying Clinton on a diplomatic trip to Moscow, normally a friendly country not interested in our secrets. This little incident was also revisited by the FBI earlier this year when it looked into Hillary's own incompetence in handling sensitive data that could easily compromise national security.

Hanley was given a good talking to and "verbal counseling" by Diplomatic Security.

Personally, I believe Clinton should have her security clearance yanked and not be allowed to run for the presidency. Not only is she incompetent in dealing with classified information, she has compromised the integrity of her position as secretary of state and as a presidential candidate by accepting huge sums of money from foreign nations for her "charity front."

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