The IDF's hits of the week starring IRGC leaders and the nuclear scientists who loved them

The Hits Keep Coming

Based on the reports from a number of media outlets, Israel has eliminated numerous IRGC leaders and nuclear scientists who have been working feverishly to destroy Israel. "It ain't over until the Ayatollah meets his goats, but it's a good start," an anonymous source told Brain Flushings.

Anyway, the latest information from recent reports, the Israeli Air Force (IAF) June 12-13 strikes on Iran sent a number of high-ranking Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) leaders to meet their goats. These attacks also killed nuclear scientists.

Below is a list of these scumcrumpets confirmed or reported to have been killed in these strikes. Some of these reports may be subject to verification, but we can cross our collective fingers and hope that they are accurate. After all, don't they say that they love death more than we love life? Let's make them happy.

Our first IRGC dead dude is Maj. Gen. Hossein Salami [on rye]. He was Commander-in-Chief of the IRGC but the strike on the IRGC headquarters blew him to smithereens. This guy was a top figure in Iran's military and political arena and he reportedly reported directly to Supreme Leader and Hide-and-Go-Seek Champion Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

Maj. Gen. Salami

Maj. Gen. Mohammad Bagheri also made the hit list. This 'Mo' was Chief of Staff of the Iranian Armed Forces. He was the highest-ranking military official in Iran, but alas, he was blown to little bite-size pieces in Tehran. Prior to his untimely demise, Bagheri oversaw Iran's armed forces, you know who they are--they're the guys who march funny. However, the guy may still be alive according to some Iranian propaganda sources. His wives pray he is safe and remains the very model of a modern Major General.

Maj. Gen. Mohammad Bagheri 

Maj. Gen. Gholam [My Precious] Ali Rashid could run but he couldn't outrun an air-to-ground missile. We don't know if the IAF got him with a Sparrow ALBM, a Popeye missile with datalink capabilities or a sweet Rafael Spike Precision-Guided Missile with their high accuracy and ability to engage both moving and stationary targets, but Rashid didn't care and never knew what hit him and his son in the airstrike. Rashid was involved in the unmanned aerial vehicle program (UAV) but it was a manned [or possibly a womaned] aerial vehicle that did him in. We don't know if it was an F-35I Adir, a nice, stealthy jet; an F-16I Sufa, based on the Lockheed Martin F-35; or the F-15 Ra'am with its heavy payload capacity. But again, Rashid didn't care. He got what he wanted and more.

Golham Ali Rashid

Brig. Gen. Amir Ali Hajizadeh, Commander of the IRGC Aerospace Force. His father wanted to name him Mohammed, but his mother insisted on Amir as it's so much cooler, she said. Anyway, Amir was blown into kibbles and bits in an airstrike that destroyed an underground command center in Tehran. He was sent on an emergency meeting to discuss future plans with a guy named Cassem Soleimani, and was told to grab a shovel and stoke the fires. The guy was responsible for Iran's ballistic missile and drone attacks on Israel in 2024.

Brig. Gen. Amir Ali Hajizadeh,

Taher-pour, Commander of the IRGC’s UAV Force in the Aerospace Force. He was killed alongside Hajizadeh in the strike on the underground command center, which ended up saving a lot of money in the cost of bunker-buster bombs.

Davoud Shayhkian, Commander of the Aerial Command of the IRGC’s Air Force. Also killed in the same strike on the underground command center with Hajizadeh. It's beginning to look like that strike did a lot of good work for humanity.

Davoud Shayhkian's last known location

And then there's old Doc. Fereydoun Abbasi, a nuclear scientist and former head of Iran’s Atomic Energy Organization (2011–2013). Abbasi was killed in the strikes, reportedly along with his wife and child. He was a prominent figure in Iran’s nuclear program and sadly, he had previously survived an assassination attempt in 2010.

Dr. Mohammad Mehdi Tehranchi, another nuclear scientist and president of Islamic Azad University, where he and his comrades worked feverishly to find a final solution, if you know what I mean. Mo was involved in Iran’s nuclear weapons program and he too was eliminated and confirmed dead by Iranian state media. He will always be remembered as a guy with a mission: destroy Israel and everyone who lives there. 

Dr. Abdulhamid Minouchehr. He was a faculty member and dean of the Faculty of Nuclear Engineering at Shahid Beheshti University, where his students blew up so fast. He was eliminated in the strikes and confirmed by Iranian state media. Along with Abdul [as his friend called him] was Dr. Ahmad Reza Zolfaghari, a professor at the same joint as Mo.

Gone and forgotten is Dr. Seyed Amir Hossein Faghihi and so forth, a nuclear scientist at the Shahid Beheshti University [GO Camels!] where he taught the kids how to blow stuff up around Israelis.

Hopefully, this is just the beginning of the end of Iran's nuclear capabilities. The Ayatollah has fled because he has changed his mind about loving death as formally advertised. 

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IL Dem Rep says school girls forced to change in front of boys in locker room is "a lie" because he knows

"You should see those girls . . . wow!"

Illinois Democrat state representative Bob Morgan claimed that the middle school girls who allege they had been forced to change with a transgender student in a locker room had lied about the situation because he is able to mentally transport to female locker rooms and observe girls changing, and nowhere in his mind did he see girls having to get naked in front of mentally ill gender dysphoric men.

It was during the state's General Assembly session on Tuesday that Morgan spoke of the alleged incident after Deerfield resident Nicole Georgas filed a federal civil rights complaint after exposing the incident at a school board meeting last week.

Morgan addressed the issue in response to it being brought up by Republican state Rep. Adam Neimerg, who brought up the allegations by Ms. Georgas.

Morgan responded by calling the issue "a lie," while praising his community's and schools' handling of the situation and condemned Rep. Neimberg for even bringing the issue up at all.

"I am gifted with the ability to mentally transport to girls locker rooms and I often transport to the Deerfield middle school. I have never, ever, ever seen a transgender girl watching girls change nor have I ever seen a transgender woman expose her testicles to a girl therein. There is no doubt in my mind that all 49 girls who made this claim, are lying."

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Ms. Georgas responded to Morgan's accusations in a response on X.

"Really [Rep. Morgan?] Was your daughter in the locker room? Because mine was! How Dare you accuse them of lying. You are disgusting [and] despicable and I hope one day I get to play the audio for you!" Georgas wrote.

Morgan's own daughter does not attend the school in question.

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Trump campaign events is compared to Nazi rallies by Frau Clinton

Frau Clinton "Sig Mund!"

Ven Frau Rodham Clinton vas a kleine mädchen she remembered ven her uncle Rudolf vud take her to der rallies of der mann vit der schnurrbart und der funny hair combed to the side. He wore a Hindu swastika on his schulter und held up his hand, palm down, in a salute.

Adolf vas his name und he had groß ideas about vot to do mit der volk who opposed him. They weren't very seelenfroh, if you get my drift. 

These Nazi rallies were not at all accepted by Americans.

Now that der freuleine has become a frau, she is using her own history as a political Schlitten hammer against former U.S. President Donald Trump by invoking the memory of these rallies, [or kundgebungen] of her youth, to the kundgebungen of the Orange man to whom she got her Gesäß kicked.

This proves once again that Frau Clinton's political intelligenz ist on par mit Joe Biden's foreign affairs intelligenz, unt es ist schlecht.

Trump has done mehr für Israel than any other Amerikaner president.

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Joe Biden beats up shark at Rehoboth Beach, saves "Little Jimmy"

"It's how I roll, I'm serious"

As the American public is well aware, President Joseph Robinette Biden never really takes a day off and despite his being on vacation at Rehoboth Beach in Delaware, he isn't simply taking in the sun but looking to make Rehoboth a better, safer place, especially for "the kids."

When he was a younger man, Joe worked as a lifeguard and had his share of run-ins with the local miscreants. One of the more notorious of the crew was a "bad dude" named Cornpop. You know the story and it's a dandy.

Anyway, it was just this past Tuesday at the beach when Joe was doing a stroke known as the 'Dead Man's Crawl" that he heard the sounds of a scream. He immediately recognized the owner of the blood-curdling scream--it was little Jimmy Jones from the town of Lewes.

Joe got to know little Jimmy from his frequent vacations to Rehoboth and the young lad looked up to Joe like he would a great grandfather. Joe immediately took to Jimmy and Jimmy did to Joe.

But back to the scream.

Little Jimmy spots the problem, screams for help

Joe looked up from the Dead Man's Crawl and saw the fin of a shark circling around the kid with the great smelling hair. It was about to strike so Joe went into action knowing he had merely seconds to save little Jimmy from becoming lunch.

He swam as fast as he could as the shark seemed ready to strike. 

More than 40% of his time as POTUS, this is what Biden was doing

Boom! Joe punched the great white shark in its great white shark snout. Then he punched it again for luck and as luck and courage would have it, the great white shark scurried away, defeated and still hungry but knew it better look elsewhere while Joe Biden was on doody.

"Thank you, Mister President," little Jimmy said as the pair swam to shore.

"You're welcome, little Jimmy," came the presidential reply. "Don't ever let anything stop you from having fun."

With that, the President of the United States of America went back to his beach chair and his wife, Doctor Jill Biden, rubbed SP 40 on his back and elsewhere.

Meanwhile, Hezbollah fired more rockets, missiles and drones at Israel, Russia and Ukraine bombed each other, and Iran threatened all out war.

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Squadette Bush tricked by parody Gaza "Rabbi"

It's a toss-up as to who is the dumbest Democrat on the so-called Squad. Is it Alexandria Obviously-Comatose, who would rather be "morally correct than factually correct"? Is it the former congress-cretin Jamaal Bowman, who pulled a fire alarm to stop the vote on a political issue? Is it Rashida Tlaib, who has never met an Israeli she didn't despise? Is it Ilhan Omar, who had equated the United States and Israel with Hamas? Or is it the latest dolt, Cori Bush, who said she would partner with the fake "Chief Rabbi of Gaza"?

Pro Tip: there is no Chief Rabbi in Gaza, and if there had been, he or she would be extremely dead.

The make believe “Rabbi Linda Goldstein” parody Twitter account, which is run by a Jewish attorney who only uses his first name, Michael, made headlines for its engagement with political figures who did not grasp that the profile is obviously satirical.

The account recently reached out to Rep. Cori Bush (D-MO)’s team to gauge her interest in a bogus “joint fundraiser.” For Bush, it was like blood in the water and she was a hammerhead shark.

“I’ve been bouncing around different cities since my congregation was displaced from Gaza after Israel’s invasion on October 7,” Goldstein wrote to Ronika Moody, Bush’s finance and engagement director, according to exchanges seen by the New York Post. 

[H/T World Israel News]

That message should have immediately raised red flags to Cori Bush's team. There are no Jews in Gaza, dead or alive, since 2005. Every Jew that had ever lived there has been removed, including the dead. Not one, not even a Chief Rabbi.

The Bush team never researched the account, because if they had, they would have noticed a claim that said the 'Gazan congregation' built a Hannukah menorah out of missiles.

Instead, Moody continued communicating with the parody account.

“Rabbi Goldstein” suggested that Bush “travel to the Gaza border for the fundraiser” because “the optics could be incredible!”

Bush’s team replied that “Cori is interested in hosting in Gaza and it’s something she has been trying to plan. Unfortunately, we have not been successful with that opportunity as of yet.”

Maybe the fact that Israel is fighting back after Hamas attacked them on October 7th and the rocket craters make it difficult to negotiate around the area.

“Cori Bush is the perfect example of an ’empty suit’ anti-Semite – completely clueless about how the Israel-Palestine conflict works, but eager to speak up because it gives her cover to publicly hate Jews,” Michael told the New York Post.

It isn't only incompetence within her office, it's blatant stupidity and failure to vet the situation. But when there's fodder that appears to support one's prejudices, the useful idiots will attack. 

The word "prejudice" comes from the Latin word "praejudicum," where "prae" means "before," and "judicum" means "judgment." Thus, it essentially means "a judgment made in advance." It's borrowed into Middle English from the Old French "prejugé," which also has the same meaning of judgment formed beforehand without knowledge or examination of the facts. Over time, it evolved in English to refer to preconceived, often negative, judgments or beliefs about individuals or groups that lead to discrimination or biased behavior.

Anti-Semitism much?

 

Rabbi Susan Talve, a reform leader whose congregation is within Bush’s St. Louis district, told the Post that it was clear that the lawmaker was clueless about basic facts of the conflict. Hating on the Jews is the latest progressive sport, and the men just might dress up as women.

“Cori has not done her homework about anything to do with Israel and Palestine and it’s very sad,” Rabbi Talve said.

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Buttigieg wants us to spend $20M on women crash dummies but can't define woman

The Honeypot Pete Buttigieg

The "What, me worry" gay Department of Transportation Secretary Peter Paul Montgomery Buttigieg wants Congress to spend $20,000,000 in taxpayer money to develop female crash test dummies. Yet when asked "what is a woman?' answered, "I am not an expert in that field by any means, as I am not a biologist nor attracted to women, both cis and trans."

"But why women dummies?" Brain Flushing reporter Jim Schortz asked.

"Because women, whatever they are, deserve to get mangled in auto accidents just like men. Why should they be allowed to get away with not being crash dummies when men are the better drivers?"

"If men are the better drivers, why do women get lower insurance premiums? Statistically, don't they have fewer accidents than men?" Schortz asked.

Buttigieg clicked his tongue and rolled his eyes. "They only have fewer accidents because they drive so slowly, which pisses off men. I know; I'm married to one and he told me just how he feels when a woman in front slows him down. I don't drive cars, by the way, I take my bicycle to work to help keep the environment pollution-free."

"Okay, I get your point. But how would you know if the crash test dummy is actually a woman dummy and not a transman?" the intrepid reporter asked.

"Next question." Buttigieg insisted.

Schortz asked, "You say you bike to work, but there are images of you being driven by men with guns in a black SUV taking you to a point close to where you work and letting you out with your bicycle to go the rest of the way. Isn't that hypocritical?"

"If I didn't bike the rest of the way, think of the implications. I have to set an example to the public but I don't have the time in my busy work schedule to bicycle all the way from where I live." 

"Final question: with inflation skyrocketing, isn't twenty million dollars a lot of money to spend on these women dummies?" Schortz asked.

"That's not a problem. All we have to do as a nation is print more money and inflation will take care of itself."

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Beto and Stacey Abrams win in their state . . . of mind

Democrats Stacey Abrams and Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke, a fake governor and fake Hispanic, respectively, both won governorships in their states of mind and say it was money well spent by their Party.

Abrams flashed her signature smile and Beto displayed his signature raised arms with wet armpits as the voices in their heads made the announcements of their victories.

But sadly, reality set in as the night went on and both candidates became America's biggest losers for yet another time.

Beto is a former congressman from the great state of Texas and was the Dem Darling in 2018 as he vowed to unseat a less flamboyant, albeit more intelligent incumbent, Sen. Ted Cruz (R). The Democrat Party tossed millions into the Beto money pit but the end result was a crushing defeat that left O'Rourke miserable, but with pearly white teeth and a changed tire on his vehicle.

To date, Beto has lost races for the Senate, the presidency, and the governorship all in the record time of four years and that is a record that is destined to stand for a long time to come.

Abrams, who thought of herself as the legitimate governor of Georgia and declared this without evidence, has won again in her mind, in spite of her having even a wider margin of loss in the rematch with Republican Brian Kemp.

Both Democrats were called "superstar losers" in The Atlantic last week saying that they are "among the country’s best-known political figures" who "have become so well known not by winning big elections but by losing them."

Elon Musk's Twitter also had a few choice tweets about the pair after their races were called.

Glenn Greenwald tweeted:

"It's amazing how much money Democratic voters waste on social media stars in clearly unwinnable races, doing nothing but enriching Dem consultants. $75m on Beto. $70m on Demings. $11m on MTG's opponent (someone named Marcus Flowers). At least Dem consultants got new boats,"

Molly Hemingway, editor-in-chief of the Federalist:

 "I legit love Beto running for office and I hope he never stops."

Tim Young, a conservative comedian: 

"Between his Senate and Governor's races, Beto has wasted roughly $140 million in Democrat fundraising... Congrats!"

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Jim Treacher joked:

"Stacey Abrams just got stomped by nine points and I can't wait for her victory speech," 

It clear that Beto O'Rourke and Stacey Abrams are the Democrat's gifts to the GOP that keeps on giving. Conservatives can only hope and pray these clowns decide to run again.

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"How dare you" Thunberg is ready to retire

"How dare you heat your home"

Swedish climate whiner Greta Thunberg is ready to call it quits. She's had enough with the weather and the snow and the heat and is willing to hand over her global megaphone and pass it on to another lucky millionaire wannabe. "It vuss a gut schtick but now I must get on mit mine life und have myself a gut schtupping. I vant so much to meet a transgender person for luff und I don't care vot vay he or she identifies so lonk as ve luff vun anodder in our special vay."

So it has been four long, long years since Greta came along and told us how to live and how to save the planet so that she and her generation can have the opportunity to thrive. Her "School Strike for Climate" didn't do much to change the weather, but it did make her comfortably wealthy and rumor has it that she's even considering paying the $8 for her blue check on Twitter. 

"You make us all sick with your gas heated homes. I hate you. Hate you."

Greta is now 19-years-old and seems less concerned about climate change than her stock portfolio.

"Dey need to vorry still about climate und hot tings especially for dose most affected by der heat und vind und snow," she told Swedish. news agency TT. "But I, on der odder hand must vorry about mein future und meeting a soul mate be it a he, she, they, them or doze. I vant to start having a family or maybe an abortion. I need to tink on it."

Ms. Thunberg said she initially believed an urgent debate on the climate was needed to save the world for future generations, because if you can talk about it, you can recycle.

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Thunberg is in her final year of high school in Stockholm, but isn't sure if she wants to go further in her education, but would, if she does go forward, plans to study the effects of plastic shopping bags on the environment, or lesbian underwater twerking. "It's a toss-around," she says.

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Like Hell They Say

The devil in a hoodie

Well, wouldn't you know it; they cancelled the "black mass" that was scheduled to be performed by the Harvard Extension Cultural Studies Club. It was supposed to be held in a bar but negotiations with the establishment broke  down and now the kids may have to go to hell to find a venue.

The event was coordinated by Satanic Temple (not to be confused with Temple Beth Shalom) a New York-based disorganization, and they assured devil worshippers that the event will go on, come hell or high water. 

These clueless nose pickers plan to "reaffirm their respect for the Satanic faith and to demonstrate that the most powerful response to offensive speech is to shame those who marginalize others by letting their own words and actions speak for themselves." These are the same cretins who want Rush Limbaugh and Fox News removed from the airwaves.

The ceremony is a parody on the Catholic church but it is also a parody on intelligent discourse. Approximately 400 students and 100 staff strongly oppose the event, which makes these devil worshippers all the more resolute in their desire to rub it in their faces.

The devil worshippers vowed that the cancellation would not silence them, except, perhaps, if Muslims show up at the event. Then they would reconsider their options.

In my latest novel, a New York reporter is taken hostage by terrorists. If POTUS refuses to release 3 Gitmo jihadists, the reporter will die in 24 hours—they will behead him and show it on the Internet. There is only one way out but the clock is ticking . . .

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