VP Kamala Hahaharris gaffes again

Affirmative Action VP Kamala Harris is on a gaffe mission and it hit an all-time high on Friday when she called for lowering the population to provide American kids with cleaner air and drinking water. With less American kids and their parents, there is less pollution in water and air somehow as she sees it.

Speaking through her nostrils, the Vice President of the United States told a crowd of clapping seals at Coppin State University in Baltimore, "[W]hen we invest in clean energy and electric vehicles and reduce population, more of our children can breathe clean air and drink clean water." Her speech mainly addressed the Inflation Reduction Act, an act that increases inflation by increasing government spending.

Harris probably meant to say the word "pollution" rather than "population," but if you look at what the government appears to be doing by trying to decrease police funding along with demonizing normal sexuality, it seems like Harris was spoking truth to her idiocy.

Friday's gaffe came just days after Harris tried to explain artificial intelligence [AI--it stands for Artificial Intelligence, in case you're from an extragalactic planet] at a discussion with labor and civil rights leaders.

"I think the first part of this issue that should be articulated is AI is kind of a fancy thing," our embarrassing VP said at the Wednesday event. "First of all, it's two letters. It means artificial intelligence, but ultimately what it is, is it's about machine learning." Ooh, she said ultimately--that means "in the end."



"And so, the machine is taught — and part of the issue here is what information is going into the machine that will then determine — and we can predict then, if we think about what information is going in, what then will be produced in terms of decisions and opinions that may be made through that process," she added to sound erudite.

Check out the video below. She begins the climate crisis talk at around 4:40. 

The day prior to this, she made comments at a transportation roundtable discussion in which Pete Buttigieg did not attend possibly due to him chest feeding his baby.

"This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go! It's that basic," the buffoon said.

Is she high on crack or is she drunk? You make the call.

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"How dare you" Thunberg is ready to retire

"How dare you heat your home"

Swedish climate whiner Greta Thunberg is ready to call it quits. She's had enough with the weather and the snow and the heat and is willing to hand over her global megaphone and pass it on to another lucky millionaire wannabe. "It vuss a gut schtick but now I must get on mit mine life und have myself a gut schtupping. I vant so much to meet a transgender person for luff und I don't care vot vay he or she identifies so lonk as ve luff vun anodder in our special vay."

So it has been four long, long years since Greta came along and told us how to live and how to save the planet so that she and her generation can have the opportunity to thrive. Her "School Strike for Climate" didn't do much to change the weather, but it did make her comfortably wealthy and rumor has it that she's even considering paying the $8 for her blue check on Twitter. 

"You make us all sick with your gas heated homes. I hate you. Hate you."

Greta is now 19-years-old and seems less concerned about climate change than her stock portfolio.

"Dey need to vorry still about climate und hot tings especially for dose most affected by der heat und vind und snow," she told Swedish. news agency TT. "But I, on der odder hand must vorry about mein future und meeting a soul mate be it a he, she, they, them or doze. I vant to start having a family or maybe an abortion. I need to tink on it."

Ms. Thunberg said she initially believed an urgent debate on the climate was needed to save the world for future generations, because if you can talk about it, you can recycle.

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Thunberg is in her final year of high school in Stockholm, but isn't sure if she wants to go further in her education, but would, if she does go forward, plans to study the effects of plastic shopping bags on the environment, or lesbian underwater twerking. "It's a toss-around," she says.

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Kerry the climate clown says US won't have coal by 2030

When asked about his private jet

U.S. climate huckster and hypocritical pond scum sucker, John Kerry bloviated Tuesday in Scotland [incorrectly called "The Emerald Isle" by Barack Obama] that America, which has the world's largest economy, will stop burning coal sometime within the next nine years.

"By 2030 in the United States, we won’t have coal," Kerry told Bloomberg editor-in-chief John Micklethwait during an incredibly boring interview at the COP26 climate conference in Glasgow. "We will not have coal plants."

But he will still have his private jet courtesy of his rich wife, the ketchup baroness. 

Discussing a shift away from coal, Kerry, aka Lurch, emphasized markets driving a more cost-effective power source such as natural gas [don't talk to me about Joe Biden] and renewables. 

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Kerry also reaffirmed his support of the Biden-Harris-Obama-Klain-Jarrett-Sanders-AOC administration's goal to eliminate capitalism, patriotism, Catholicism, and carbon emissions for the U.S. power grid by 2035.

"We’re saying we are going to be carbon-free in the power sector by 2035," Kerry pontificated, doing his level best to sound intelligent but missing the mark. "I think that’s leadership. I think that’s indicative of what we can do."

James Taylor then came onstage and sang, "Fire and Rain," to which Kerry said, "Let my friend James Taylor's song be an omen as to what's to come if we don't kill the economy as we know it. Global warming will be the fire, and the oceans rising will be the rain."

John Kerry is America's traitorous hypocrite whose only accomplishment is his hair.

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John Kerry doing climate change is like a blowfish doing algebra

Hopeful President-elect Joseph Robinette Biden has named John Kerry as his special envoy for climate.

H/T New York Post

Now that he thinks he won the presidential election, Biden is filling the swamp with this ridiculous bloviator and others, some for their female genitalia [nobody knows for sure how they identify] and others for old times sake. One can ask the obvious question: what was Biden thinking? but the answer is just as obvious: not much of anything at all.

Kerry has made an ass of himself since leaving the military and dissing the country over Vietnam along with Jane Fonda. He spent about five minutes in Nam and earned all kinds of medals, some of which he almost drew blood over when his pen broke.

Garry Trudeau, the creator of "Doonesbury" mocked him for his pretentious, fake self-promotion, but to Kerry's credit, he married into money with the daughter of the Heinz fortune.

Now we have Johnny Hair-plugs lecturing us on saving the planet while he takes private jets or his luxury yacht around the globe. He was busy yachting in 2013 at the same time Egypt was in the midst of a military coup.

And when Syria crossed Barack Obama's scary "red line," he promised a crushing response as Obama made him look like the clown he is when Obama agreed to allow Russia to make believe they were removing Syria's chemical weapons.

And when it came to Kerry discussing the impossibility of there being a separate peace between Israel and the Arab world, with his glasses at the end of his nose to make him look smart, he gas bagged his wrong opinion that peace would never exist.

And then came Donald Trump who proved Kerry to be as clueless on foreign affairs as a leftist college student on American history, human biology and the U.S. Constitution.

Remember when Kerry helped craft the Paris climate accord in 2015? It was a bs non-binding deal hailed by him and his friends in the legacy media a "triumph."

And he helped craft the 2015 Paris climate accord — a performative non-binding “triumph.”

Kerry's behind the scenes "negotiating" of the Iran nuclear [one-sided] deal was a joke. He cheered it on in spite of the Obama administration basically giving away the farm to Iran. In ten years Iran could build a weapon, and that was almost ten years ago today.

The Israeli-Palestinian peace talks of 2013-2014 and initiated by Kerry were a dud, like some of the rockets the Palestinians continue to fire at Israeli schools and towns. Then the idiot went after President Trump for finally moving the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem, where Obama and G.W. Bush had promised to move it and didn't. Kerry swore it would cause an "absolute explosion," while all it did was to get the Middle East countries worried about Iran to a point of Arab-Israeli rapprochement.

At least Biden will look as if he cares about the environment now that he has appointed a blowhard to pretend he's effectively doing something.

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Alexandria Occasionally-Comatose doesn't know her weather from her elbow

"Thinking gives me a headache"

The following is satirical in parts, true overall.

Rep. Alexandria Occasionally-Comatose (Socialist-NY) has now become America's favorite weather cretin on social media. There was a tornado warning in the Washington, D.C. area on Thursday and, in that incredibly annoying nasal voice, she tried to connect it to climate change -- prompting one meteorologist to call her out for not knowing "the difference between weather and climate."

The low-information congresswoman shared a video on Instagram, [a platform she often uses to show America her favorite vegan recipes or her dance moves when not legislating.] She showed America the conditions outside, as heavy rains drenched the region and prompted a brief, very rare, tornado warning inside the Beltway.

“There's people stuck outside," she whined. "We need to get them out. This is crazy. Did I mention that I have a garbage disposal in my luxurious apartment? I still don't have the hang of it, but my boyfriend is coming over and together we might figure it out."

The Green New Deal pusher next shared a story published by PBS in March questioning if climate change makes tornadoes worse and put nasal emphasis on a quote from the piece that read, "Rather than lie squarely in the Great Plains, America’s tornadoes appear to be sliding into the Midwest and Southeast. Gee, I didn't know tornadoes can slide. That's way cool. I mean terrible."

"Tornadoes are challenging to link to climate change links due to their nature (geographically, limited, acute patterns, how they form, etc.)," the not so busy legislator told her myriad followers as she reviewed the article. "But we DO know that tornadoes HAVE been changing. They are no longer being limited to the Great Plains, and are shifting to other regions of the country. People . . . if we don't do something right away, we'll all be dead in twelve years, and this time I'm not kidding."

“The climate crisis is real y’all … guess we’re at casual tornadoes in growing regions of the country,” she wrote on Instagram, trying to sound folksy and cute.

An actual meteorologist, Ryan Maue, however, argued that she was confusing climate change with "weather" in the capital region.

"The Congresswoman @AOC does not know the difference between weather and climate," wrote Maue, who also works with the libertarian-leaning Cato Institute. "Let's try an easy analogy: Weather is what outfit you wear heading out the door. Climate is your closet wardrobe."

Truthfully, the congresswoman needs to do Congress things rather than make videos. She's cute, but her stupidity takes away from her looks and makes her look, well, stupid.


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Gore's sequel gets cold shoulder

Gore fans boo-hooed over the fact that the phony's sequel came in a crummy 15th at the box office. The fans say the film, "An Inconvenient Sequel," was 'sabotaged' by Paramount and may have used the same sources the left is using in the Trump-Russia meddling investigation. 

That is, anonymous ones.

Climate cretins are in shock saying, "This was not supposed to happen."

Just like all the polar bears dying and glaciers not melting was 'not supposed to happen.'

Gore imbeciles blame the distributor, acting as if they don't want to make money from a film whose title doesn't even have enough imagination to come up with a catchy title, but has the imagination to make up their data. They actually believe that Gore is being "ripped off again."

No, Gore cretins, the American public was ripped off by this phony who flies around in a private jet and whose mansion consumes 21 times more energy than the average American home.

The film grossed $900,000. That's roughly the same amount of cash Gore carries in his wallet. 

The truth is, the public isn't buying the bull this time. 

Maybe they should call the movie "An Inconvenient Fairytale." 


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