Showing posts with label environment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label environment. Show all posts

Thursday, March 16, 2023

Greta Thunberg deletes old tweet saying climate change will wipe out humanity this year



Greta Thunberg freezing her butt off at global warming summit

One of the world's youngest climate activist charlatans, Greta Thunberg, tweeted in 2018 that climate change would "wipe out all of humanity unless we stop using fossil fuels by 2023."

Well that one didn't take so well and the young environmental alarmist and self-proclaimed victim of the world had to delete that tweet because as it's so today, back then her 'truth' was not 'the truth.' She's still hopping around the globe complaining about the use of fossil fuels, while she burns more fossil fuels for her transportation than an individual does in a year or more.

Five years ago Thunberg tweeted an article by now defunct gridpost.com detailing overly-credentialed Harvard professor James Anderson's warning that humanity would no longer exist, all life on the planet we call Mother Earth would be gone, if in the next five years we continued to use fossil fuels.


Well, we did and it didn't kill us. In fact, it probably saved more lives by protecting humans from the cold, than killing the planet from the heat. It turns out more people die from the cold than the heat. 

"A top climate scientist is warning that climate change will wipe out all of humanity unless we stop using fossil fuels over the next five years," Greta had tweeted, 

The article on gritpost.com had quoted Anderson, an atmospheric chemistry "expert," where he pulled "his truth" out of his nether regions and argued there would be "essentially zero" ice left in the Arctic by 2022. And due to the fact that his claim coincided with Thunberg's credibility, she simply posted it without doing any counter research.

It isn't known when Thunberg deleted her tweet but it was captured on March 7th via the Wayback Machine along with some of the comical replies the young charlatan received.

One Twitter user asked: "It's been five years GT, what's up?"

Another wrote: "Is this the afterlife? I thought it'd be... better."

Charlie Kirk, the founder of right-wing group Turning Point USA tweeted: "One of the best headlines of the year so far... 'Greta Thunberg deletes 2018 tweet saying world will end in 2023 after world does not end.'''

Conservative filmmaker Dinesh D'Souza tweeted: "Climate Radical Greta Thunberg Caught Red Handed: Deletes 2018 Tweet That Says World Will End Without Action by 2023."

The actual quote by Anderson was: "The chance that there will be any permanent ice left in the Arctic after 2022 is essentially zero."

Close enough for government work.

The young lass Thunberg has not explained why she deleted the tweet, but you can guess. 


Friday, December 16, 2022

Environment cretin embarrasses himself after stunt fails miserably with an LOL effect



"Locking on" is the new trend among eco-activists of the world. This involves individuals with a strong desire to do something that they believe will make them seem important and better than you are, to glue themselves to a work of art, museum walls, or floors in order to draw attention to what they believe is a "climate crisis." 

It's unclear how this helps their cause and if anything, apparently hurts it due to the level of pissed-off it makes normal people become. This trend is has become global, at least in the West, where the government will not behead or otherwise kill you for this virtue signaling nonsense.

A young guy in Germany belonging to an environmental activism group Letzte [last] Generation, was pissed-off over emissions from the transport sector. The activists say that emissions are “persistently high and contribute to the destruction of our civilization,” even though he and his group have not actually measured the emissions. But so what--he and his fellow clean air warriors blocked traffic on a busy street in Mainz last week.

Dumb and dumber and dumber and dumber . . .


The translation from the German reads: “In #Mainz the traffic was stopped. Emissions from the transport sector are persistently high and contribute to the destruction of our civilization. We continue and call on all fellow human beings to join us! Together we can move politics to action!”

They failed to explain how blocking traffic and making people aware of how they feel about it can effect positive change, but that isn't the point. See, the point is that they are righteous ones and you planet polluters, with all your fancy cars and jobs and things, really suck.

So one of the learned geniuses of the group used a mixture of sand and superglue and glued the hand, he doesn't use to touch himself, to the pavement.

As it turned out, The Daily Mail reported that city police initially tried to dissolve the glue. But they don't call it superglue for nothing. Their attempts to free the inactivist didn't work so they tried power tools. 

The police eventually removed a section of the pavement upon which this moron's hand was glued and this ended the "What Should I Do" demo as the idiot had the concrete stuck to his hand. It looks as if it might stay that way for a while.

Eventually he pulls out a handkerchief and blows his nose and realizes how foolish he looks.


Thursday, December 15, 2022

AOC movie flops like a FIFA soccer player faking a foul--makes about less than $10K in 120 screens

Gravity has not been very kind to this young leftist

Making less than ten thousand bucks in 120 screens which was $80.55 per screen. So when she isn't doing a Tic Tok food and dance flop, or crying at the southern border parking lot for the illegal aliens [aka future Democrats] who she hopes can come to this country and receive taxpayer-funded perks, Rep. Alexandria Ostensibly-Catatonic (Socialist-NY) is making pretentious documentaries depicting herself as an avid nature hiker all while hawking her erudite views on climate change. 

"I can't believe all those wasted parking spaces"

But our time is limited as we are all apparently doomed in the next 8 or 9 years, according to her calculations, much of which she picked up at a Bronx beauty parlor, so what's the point of going to see her performance?

AOC says the climate is getting hot, not unlike her Tacuarines tango, but her flopped flick has left many people cold. Instead of naming her movie "To The End," she should have named it "You All Just Want To Date Me Because You Like My End."

It would have been a great documentary if it didn't suck. But who am I to say? I refused to actually go and see it, so don't take my word for it and go see it for yourself so Sandy can make enough profit to pay for charging her Tesla [which she still hasn't given up].

The flick opened December 9th in 120 theaters where the popcorn went bad from just sitting in the popper and the sodas went flat. And according to BoxOfficeMoJo, the film made $9,667 and critics believe that this was only due to the fact that AOC is not believable as is the message the movie hawks.

"You want to date me, don't cha?"

And let’s assume the tickets are about $16.25, as they are at Regal Theaters. That would equate to fewer than 600 people who actually saw it and only because they want to date AOC, as all men in her mind want to do.

So, like the previous capitalistic ventures AOC has failed at [e.g., her now defunct publishing company in which she owes $1870 in back taxes] this clusterfrack of a flick failed too.

What does this all mean?

It means that Sandy from da Bronx is Democratic presidential material. She has the looks, the fried voice that sounds likes she's about to belch, and the lust for power without a clue as to how to properly wield it. And Joe says her hair smells like flowers in the Rose Garden.

So what could go wrong?


Monday, November 7, 2022

"How dare you" Thunberg is ready to retire

"How dare you heat your home"

Swedish climate whiner Greta Thunberg is ready to call it quits. She's had enough with the weather and the snow and the heat and is willing to hand over her global megaphone and pass it on to another lucky millionaire wannabe. "It vuss a gut schtick but now I must get on mit mine life und have myself a gut schtupping. I vant so much to meet a transgender person for luff und I don't care vot vay he or she identifies so lonk as ve luff vun anodder in our special vay."

So it has been four long, long years since Greta came along and told us how to live and how to save the planet so that she and her generation can have the opportunity to thrive. Her "School Strike for Climate" didn't do much to change the weather, but it did make her comfortably wealthy and rumor has it that she's even considering paying the $8 for her blue check on Twitter. 

"You make us all sick with your gas heated homes. I hate you. Hate you."

Greta is now 19-years-old and seems less concerned about climate change than her stock portfolio.

"Dey need to vorry still about climate und hot tings especially for dose most affected by der heat und vind und snow," she told Swedish. news agency TT. "But I, on der odder hand must vorry about mein future und meeting a soul mate be it a he, she, they, them or doze. I vant to start having a family or maybe an abortion. I need to tink on it."

Ms. Thunberg said she initially believed an urgent debate on the climate was needed to save the world for future generations, because if you can talk about it, you can recycle.

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Thunberg is in her final year of high school in Stockholm, but isn't sure if she wants to go further in her education, but would, if she does go forward, plans to study the effects of plastic shopping bags on the environment, or lesbian underwater twerking. "It's a toss-around," she says.


Wednesday, October 14, 2020

Pope goes "all boycott" over companies that aren't woke


Woke Pope Francis, the Vicar of Jesus Christ, has gone all-out political Saturday as he urged his flock to boycott companies by not investing in them if they are not doing what the Pope wants them to do, which is to protect the environment

The Woke Bishop of Rome spoke in a video message for an online event called “Countdown Global Launch, A Call to Action on Climate Change.”

“Science tells us, every day with more precision, that we need to act urgently ... if we are to have any hope of avoiding radical and catastrophic climate change,” the Successor of the Prince of the Apostles said in a foreign language.

The Primate of Italy listed three action points: better education about the environment, sustainable agriculture and access to clean water, and a transition away from fossil fuels. And if companies didn't want to go along with the Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, they can go to hell.

“One way to encourage this change," the Servant of the Servants of God said, "is to lead companies towards the urgent need to commit to the integral care of our common home, excluding from investments companies that do not meet (these) parameters ... and rewarding those that (do).”

The Sovereign of the State of Vatican City said the pandemic had made the need to address the climate crisis and related social problems even more pressing.

“The current economic system is unsustainable. We are faced with a moral imperative ... to rethink many things,” the Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Roman Province said, listing means of production, waste, consumerism, indifference to the poor, and harmful energy sources.

Other Marxists and Far Left activists at the online event included the traitor [Hanoi] Jane Fonda, Britain’s Prince William, former U.S. Vice-President and fake documentarian Al Gore, and European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen, none of whom are experts on climate change.



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Monday, December 16, 2019

The leftist Greta denies she's political, hahaha


The left is clever. They put people in position to take a political stance but the people they use cannot be criticized lest you be labeled some kind of bigot, or homophobe, Islamophobe, transphobe, phobophobe. You get the picture.

The latest "Teflon Donna" is Greta Thunberg of Sweden. Her stage parents are apparently looking for fame in fortune vicariously as she has become the spokes-neurotic for a global crisis that will kill us all in little over an hour.

This untouchable child has already screamed at world leaders and admonished them at the UN, bitterly accusing the older generation of not trying to save the planet. She even threatened to put world leaders "against the wall" unless they do something. [And here we all believed she was against firearms and firing squads.]

The saddest part of all this is that Greta is full of anger and full of crap. Not that the global climate issues are unimportant. The Earth is, indeed, warming but yelling and threatening and protesting about it will do little to change anything. And AOC's Green New Deal is too simple-minded to take seriously.

Thunberg is a leftist; there's no doubt about it. She can pretend to be apolitical, but that's as true as Al Gore's claim he made a dozen years ago that the Earth would flood and life as we know it will be compromised indefinitely.

Didn't happen.

Thunberg, who suffers from Asperger's Disorder and Bipolar Disorder, said last week:
“I’m sometimes called ‘political’. But I’ve never supported any political party, politician or ideology. I communicate the science and the risks of failing to act on it. And the fact that the politics needed don’t exist today, neither to the right, left nor center,” Thunberg claimed in a pair of tweets. “If anyone thinks that what I and the science are saying is advocating for a political view – then that says more about that person than about me. That being said – some are certainly failing more than others.”
She communicated the science and, because she is a child, we cannot dispute her science communications. That's how identity politics works for the left--if you contradict Cory Booker or Kamala Harris, you're a racist. If you contradict Pete Buttigieg, you're homophobic. If you contradict Elizabeth Warren, you're a 1/1024th Native American racist.

The child continued:
"If anyone thinks that what I and the science are saying is advocating for a political view – then that says more about that person than about me."

She blathered on but you've heard enough to get the picture.

So if she isn't political, why hasn't she met with conservative political leaders? Why has she only met with leftists such as Barack Obama, Alexandria Obviously-Comatose and Al Gore?

Another tweet highlighted Thunberg’s meeting with socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), who Thunberg called “incredible.”

It’s worth noting that in her meeting with Ocasio-Cortez, which was published in The Guardian as a back-and-forth dialogue, Thunberg dispelled any notion that she is not political and that people are using her.

“The most common criticism I get is that I’m being manipulated and you shouldn’t use children in political ways, because that is abuse, and I can’t think for myself and so on,” Thunberg said. “And I think that is so annoying! I’m also allowed to have a say – why shouldn’t I be able to form my own opinion and try to change people’s minds?”

Because you're 16 and your brain hasn't fully developed yet. And your anger is off-putting. And you pretended to be stuck on the floor of a German train because of overcrowding but you were actually assigned to the first class section along with your crew and only sat on the floor for a photo op. You threaten people and wear an Antifa shirt, and you sure as heck aren't America's future.


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Monday, October 14, 2019

Kamala Harris terrorizes Iowa school kids "Why aren't you in school?"


Democratic 2020 presidential candidate Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) has been scouring the streets of Des Moines and scared the bejeezus out of a group of children who were on a lunch break from class. She then verbally assaulted parents of children she assumed were truant from school in her bid to prove how tough she would be on crime, no matter how small.

While on a tour of small businesses the former California Attorney General ran into four young kids on the street and sternly asked, "Why aren't you in school?"

Because they were on their lunch break and now they had to deal with indigestion and cookie-milk regurgitation inspired by their anxiety caused by the mean lady who laughs at her own internal jokes.

Harris, who was once relevant as a candidate, is now as relevant as spectacles on a pumpkin, but she's doing everything she can to turn that around in order to become the first cis female President of the United States of America!

In her quest for justice, truth and the American way, along with improving the education of the world's children, Harris needs to go after Greta Thunberg, the 16-year-old Swedish truant who refuses to attend class while having parental approval to bloviate and pontificate to the United States of America on how we've upset her for flying in planes, using gasoline-driven automobiles, and employing clean atomic energy to power the nation. Yes that's a long sentence, but it's accurate.

[Ironically, Thunberg, the world's most notorious truant, came to the US as a passenger in a boat whose crew later returned to Sweden in a commercial aircraft powered by fossil fuel, because environmental activists are freaking hypocrites.] Now Thunberg wants all the world's children to play hooky and join her "in the streets" and be on the lookout for Kamala Harris, or "she's gonna get you."

Does anyone know where Harris was when big city schools let kids off to protest global warming?


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Friday, July 27, 2018

San Francisco banning straws, banning free lunch, banning thought

San Francisco is having a phenomenal week. They've banned plastic straws to save the world from total annihilation and now they're banning free lunches to save restaurants.

It would be funny if it wasn't true.

President Trump referred to certain foreign countries as "S**t-holes. He was wrong to use that term but he certainly would be accurate if he referred to San Francisco as such.

While the city is concerned about the use of plastic straws destroying the environment, (one town is fining restaurant servers $1,000 or 6 months in jail for providing a straw and the same fine for every straw thereafter to a customer) they don't seem to care about the homelessness problem and the environment that is being ruined by the depositing of human feces and garbage by this population on the streets of their town.

The straw ban also prevents vendors from using takeout containers made with fluorinated chemicals while also preventing people with debilitating oral problems from drinking or eating liquified food. Screw 'em!

"The legislation prohibits eateries from using plastic anti-splashers, stirrers and other plastic items that environmentalists say are too small to be recycled properly," Newsmax reported. "Retailers would no longer be able to sell the items starting July 2019. In addition, food and drink vendors would be allowed to dispense cutlery, napkins, condiments and lids only on request or through self-service stations."

Feces on the streets, however, will remain intact.

"It's a movement not just happening in San Francisco but nationally and internationally," said Peter Gallotta, a moron who works for the city's Department of Environment. "The larger elephant in the room," he said, trying to sound original, "is the single-use disposable culture [how redundant] we find ourselves in, and straws are the epitome of this unnecessary daily waste."

The city will probably soon consider the banning of disposable diapers if this nonsense continues.

The statistic often cited that suggests Americans use 500 million straws per day is not only crazy, it's based on the research of a 9-year-old. With only about 300 million people living in the USA, everyone would have to use more than one straw per day on average.

As far as all plastic waste being dumped into the ocean, five countries are responsible: China, Indonesia, Thailand, Vietnam and the Philippines, according to a study by Ocean Conservancy and McKinsey. The United States ships much of our waste plastic to China for recycling and they reportedly dump it in the ocean.

But the nanny state isn't finished with merely a straw problem, man, they're upset with companies that provide their employees with free lunches. It's hurting the businesses of neighborhood eateries and they're complaining and might get their way.

It's possible that companies that provide free lunch want their employees happy and maybe not have to go out onto the streets where they then have to walk looking down to avoid human excrement. Plus, it would probably destroy their appetites anyway.

Straws are not the problem in San Francisco. According to Yahoo News, the city hands out an estimated 400,000 drug syringes every month to reduce HIV among drug users, they say, and out of that number, 245,000 syringes get properly discarded in the city's 13 syringe access and disposal sites. But the remaining 155,000 end up on the streets, sidewalks and parks, making the straw problem a non-issue.

The city spends about $30 million a year to clean human feces and syringes off the sidewalks, according to NBC News.

Now who in the world would want to walk the streets to go to lunch when they can stay at work and get it for free?

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Mostly peaceful rioting, vandalism and total mayhem in France

The left doesn't want you to see this  The situation in France has finally devolved into a storm of looting, vandalism, and total mayhem...