Alexandria Occasionally-Comatose doesn't know her weather from her elbow

"Thinking gives me a headache"

The following is satirical in parts, true overall.

Rep. Alexandria Occasionally-Comatose (Socialist-NY) has now become America's favorite weather cretin on social media. There was a tornado warning in the Washington, D.C. area on Thursday and, in that incredibly annoying nasal voice, she tried to connect it to climate change -- prompting one meteorologist to call her out for not knowing "the difference between weather and climate."

The low-information congresswoman shared a video on Instagram, [a platform she often uses to show America her favorite vegan recipes or her dance moves when not legislating.] She showed America the conditions outside, as heavy rains drenched the region and prompted a brief, very rare, tornado warning inside the Beltway.

“There's people stuck outside," she whined. "We need to get them out. This is crazy. Did I mention that I have a garbage disposal in my luxurious apartment? I still don't have the hang of it, but my boyfriend is coming over and together we might figure it out."

The Green New Deal pusher next shared a story published by PBS in March questioning if climate change makes tornadoes worse and put nasal emphasis on a quote from the piece that read, "Rather than lie squarely in the Great Plains, America’s tornadoes appear to be sliding into the Midwest and Southeast. Gee, I didn't know tornadoes can slide. That's way cool. I mean terrible."

"Tornadoes are challenging to link to climate change links due to their nature (geographically, limited, acute patterns, how they form, etc.)," the not so busy legislator told her myriad followers as she reviewed the article. "But we DO know that tornadoes HAVE been changing. They are no longer being limited to the Great Plains, and are shifting to other regions of the country. People . . . if we don't do something right away, we'll all be dead in twelve years, and this time I'm not kidding."

“The climate crisis is real y’all … guess we’re at casual tornadoes in growing regions of the country,” she wrote on Instagram, trying to sound folksy and cute.

An actual meteorologist, Ryan Maue, however, argued that she was confusing climate change with "weather" in the capital region.

"The Congresswoman @AOC does not know the difference between weather and climate," wrote Maue, who also works with the libertarian-leaning Cato Institute. "Let's try an easy analogy: Weather is what outfit you wear heading out the door. Climate is your closet wardrobe."

Truthfully, the congresswoman needs to do Congress things rather than make videos. She's cute, but her stupidity takes away from her looks and makes her look, well, stupid.


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