Joe Biden beats up shark at Rehoboth Beach, saves "Little Jimmy"

"It's how I roll, I'm serious"

As the American public is well aware, President Joseph Robinette Biden never really takes a day off and despite his being on vacation at Rehoboth Beach in Delaware, he isn't simply taking in the sun but looking to make Rehoboth a better, safer place, especially for "the kids."

When he was a younger man, Joe worked as a lifeguard and had his share of run-ins with the local miscreants. One of the more notorious of the crew was a "bad dude" named Cornpop. You know the story and it's a dandy.

Anyway, it was just this past Tuesday at the beach when Joe was doing a stroke known as the 'Dead Man's Crawl" that he heard the sounds of a scream. He immediately recognized the owner of the blood-curdling scream--it was little Jimmy Jones from the town of Lewes.

Joe got to know little Jimmy from his frequent vacations to Rehoboth and the young lad looked up to Joe like he would a great grandfather. Joe immediately took to Jimmy and Jimmy did to Joe.

But back to the scream.

Little Jimmy spots the problem, screams for help

Joe looked up from the Dead Man's Crawl and saw the fin of a shark circling around the kid with the great smelling hair. It was about to strike so Joe went into action knowing he had merely seconds to save little Jimmy from becoming lunch.

He swam as fast as he could as the shark seemed ready to strike. 

More than 40% of his time as POTUS, this is what Biden was doing

Boom! Joe punched the great white shark in its great white shark snout. Then he punched it again for luck and as luck and courage would have it, the great white shark scurried away, defeated and still hungry but knew it better look elsewhere while Joe Biden was on doody.

"Thank you, Mister President," little Jimmy said as the pair swam to shore.

"You're welcome, little Jimmy," came the presidential reply. "Don't ever let anything stop you from having fun."

With that, the President of the United States of America went back to his beach chair and his wife, Doctor Jill Biden, rubbed SP 40 on his back and elsewhere.

Meanwhile, Hezbollah fired more rockets, missiles and drones at Israel, Russia and Ukraine bombed each other, and Iran threatened all out war.

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