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Based on the reports from a number of media outlets, Israel has eliminated numerous IRGC leaders and nuclear scientists who have been working feverishly to destroy Israel. "It ain't over until the Ayatollah meets his goats, but it's a good start," an anonymous source told Brain Flushings.
Anyway, the latest information from recent reports, the Israeli Air Force (IAF) June 12-13 strikes on Iran sent a number of high-ranking Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) leaders to meet their goats. These attacks also killed nuclear scientists.
Below is a list of these scumcrumpets confirmed or reported to have been killed in these strikes. Some of these reports may be subject to verification, but we can cross our collective fingers and hope that they are accurate. After all, don't they say that they love death more than we love life? Let's make them happy.
Our first IRGC dead dude is Maj. Gen. Hossein Salami [on rye]. He was Commander-in-Chief of the IRGC but the strike on the IRGC headquarters blew him to smithereens. This guy was a top figure in Iran's military and political arena and he reportedly reported directly to Supreme Leader and Hide-and-Go-Seek Champion Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.
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| Maj. Gen. Salami |
Maj. Gen. Mohammad Bagheri also made the hit list. This 'Mo' was Chief of Staff of the Iranian Armed Forces. He was the highest-ranking military official in Iran, but alas, he was blown to little bite-size pieces in Tehran. Prior to his untimely demise, Bagheri oversaw Iran's armed forces, you know who they are--they're the guys who march funny. However, the guy may still be alive according to some Iranian propaganda sources. His wives pray he is safe and remains the very model of a modern Major General.
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| Maj. Gen. Mohammad Bagheri |
Maj. Gen. Gholam [My Precious] Ali Rashid could run but he couldn't outrun an air-to-ground missile. We don't know if the IAF got him with a Sparrow ALBM, a Popeye missile with datalink capabilities or a sweet Rafael Spike Precision-Guided Missile with their high accuracy and ability to engage both moving and stationary targets, but Rashid didn't care and never knew what hit him and his son in the airstrike. Rashid was involved in the unmanned aerial vehicle program (UAV) but it was a manned [or possibly a womaned] aerial vehicle that did him in. We don't know if it was an F-35I Adir, a nice, stealthy jet; an F-16I Sufa, based on the Lockheed Martin F-35; or the F-15 Ra'am with its heavy payload capacity. But again, Rashid didn't care. He got what he wanted and more.
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| Golham Ali Rashid |
Brig. Gen. Amir Ali Hajizadeh, Commander of the IRGC Aerospace Force. His father wanted to name him Mohammed, but his mother insisted on Amir as it's so much cooler, she said. Anyway, Amir was blown into kibbles and bits in an airstrike that destroyed an underground command center in Tehran. He was sent on an emergency meeting to discuss future plans with a guy named Cassem Soleimani, and was told to grab a shovel and stoke the fires. The guy was responsible for Iran's ballistic missile and drone attacks on Israel in 2024.
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| Brig. Gen. Amir Ali Hajizadeh, |
Taher-pour, Commander of the IRGC’s UAV Force in the Aerospace Force. He was killed alongside Hajizadeh in the strike on the underground command center, which ended up saving a lot of money in the cost of bunker-buster bombs.
Davoud Shayhkian, Commander of the Aerial Command of the IRGC’s Air Force. Also killed in the same strike on the underground command center with Hajizadeh. It's beginning to look like that strike did a lot of good work for humanity.
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| Davoud Shayhkian's last known location |
And then there's old Doc. Fereydoun Abbasi, a nuclear scientist and former head of Iran’s Atomic Energy Organization (2011–2013). Abbasi was killed in the strikes, reportedly along with his wife and child. He was a prominent figure in Iran’s nuclear program and sadly, he had previously survived an assassination attempt in 2010.
Dr. Mohammad Mehdi Tehranchi, another nuclear scientist and president of Islamic Azad University, where he and his comrades worked feverishly to find a final solution, if you know what I mean. Mo was involved in Iran’s nuclear weapons program and he too was eliminated and confirmed dead by Iranian state media. He will always be remembered as a guy with a mission: destroy Israel and everyone who lives there.
Dr. Abdulhamid Minouchehr. He was a faculty member and dean of the Faculty of Nuclear Engineering at Shahid Beheshti University, where his students blew up so fast. He was eliminated in the strikes and confirmed by Iranian state media. Along with Abdul [as his friend called him] was Dr. Ahmad Reza Zolfaghari, a professor at the same joint as Mo.
Gone and forgotten is Dr. Seyed Amir Hossein Faghihi and so forth, a nuclear scientist at the Shahid Beheshti University [GO Camels!] where he taught the kids how to blow stuff up around Israelis.
Hopefully, this is just the beginning of the end of Iran's nuclear capabilities. The Ayatollah has fled because he has changed his mind about loving death as formally advertised.
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