Islamic State trades paradise for mass graves

Photo: IS

Yes, they had dreams and hopes and plans for the future--a heaven on earth, so to speak.

They wanted a place where they could go and pray five times a day. They wanted a place free from the filth of infidels, dogs and bacon products. They wanted an Islamic paradise where they could put their foreheads to the ground and their butts to the sky, develop a healthy zebibah (prayer mark) to show off to their four wives. 

To put it simply: all they wanted was a caliphate to call home and all the world's infidels to die in a horrific way.

Was that too much?

But all the jihadists got was mass graves or their bodies lying out in the open for the wild, hungry dogs to munch on as flies buzz around their remains in the quiet little Iraqi town of Dhuluiyah, about 55 miles north of Baghdad.

Dozens of dead terrorist dudes killed in 2015 lie in a hastily built pit.

"They should have ended up in the stomachs of stray dogs," local police officer, some guy named, you guessed it, Mohammed, told the AFP.

"We buried them here not out of love, but because we wanted to avoid diseases," Mo said.

Since the start of the 2014 air strikes in Iraq and the lovely land of Syria, about 80,000 scum crumpets have been killed by U.S.-led coalition forces. But that doesn't account for those killed by Russian and Syrian strikes.

Dhuluiyah is on the banks of the Tigris river. It's an agricultural community so when residents had to figure out what to do with the trash, (i.e. dead jihadis) they came up with the idea of using a bulldozer.

"We could have thrown them into the water, but we love the river too much to pollute it," said a local policeman, possibly also named Mohammed. "The people here as well as their animals drink from the Tigris."

So they dug a hole and threw them in, refusing to give them a proper Islamic burial.

"We buried them with bulldozers. Even in the ground they are still mired in their own filth," said farmer Shalan al-Juburi. "They said that they would got to paradise to enjoy the gardens of delights [like getting laid by 72 virgins and drink from rivers of wine], but this is how they ended up."

I guess bulldozers are haram, the opposite of halal.

Nearby a beautiful graveyard filled with happy-go-lucky martyrs of the town, stands in sharp contrast to the hole the dead jihadis lie in.

As Iraqi forces in Anbar province look to oust the ISIS crap weasels from their final footholds, operation commander Mahmoud [a derivative of Mohammed] al-Fellahi insisted that any Islamic State jihadis killed will end up in mass graves.

A senior Iraqi commander told the AFP that earthmoving equipment was used "to bury the jihadists after we collected information on their identities and nationalities.

In Syria, where the U.S. and Russia are having a pissing contest over who can kill the most scumquats, the Britain-based Syrian Observatory for Human Rights estimates only 50,000 have been killed, but both countries have assured the Observatory that they're still working on it.

One Syrian commander told the media that what happens to dead jihadis is not a priority. "At the moment, we are more interested in what happens above ground than under it."

Another military source said, "The terrorists try to collect the dead. If we find them, we try to identify the foreigners for a possible information swap with their home countries."Was that too much?

Rest in pieces, dog chum.


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Iraqi forces say they're "tens of meters" from retaking Mosul

Baghdad -- Iraqi military commanders say their troops are "tens of meters" away from defeating ISIS in Mosul. This comes one day after a major counterattack was mounted by the militants. 

For those of you who can't do the conversion, 10 meters equals 32.8084 feet. Exactly what was meant by 'tens of meters' isn't at all clear, but it's probably not more than about half a football field.

Joint Operations Command said on Saturday "our units are still continuing to advance.  . . . Not much is left before our forces reach the river."

Similar statements by Iraqi officials were made over the past week since security forces have forced the scum-crumpets into a sliver of the Old City along the Tigris River. However, due to the fact that ISIS is shooting back, progress has been slow.

As it now stands, ISIS hold less than a square mile of territory and are using civilians as human shields, making it almost impossible for U.S.-led warplanes to blow them up without making for bad press coverage. 

It crazy--they fight unfairly by their 'rules,' which says there are no rules in war, while we take the moral high ground and do everything we can to minimize killing civilians. (I hate the term 'collateral damage.') Sadly, however, many, and more likely most of these civilians are going to be killed by the Islamic State jihadis. 

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