Fetterman says he'll wear suits if Platner agrees to his dare

Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) reportedly stunned Washington this week by briefly transforming into the Democratic Party’s last functioning adult after publicly distancing himself from controversial Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner, a man whose campaign strategy appears to involve speed-running every possible scandal before Labor Day.

Fetterman, who has spent years being criticized for wearing gym shorts in the Senate, expressed confusion that Platner once took issue with his wardrobe choices while simultaneously maintaining what critics described as “the least Senate-confirmation-friendly internet footprint in modern American history.”

"This is a guy that had a problem with me, how I dress, but he seemed to have no problem posing in a towel at a disgusting website that consistently had serious problems about that kinds of depravity," Fetterman told Fox News host Sean Hannity. 

Pretty good point, eh?

Sources say Senate Democrats immediately panicked after realizing Fetterman had accidentally wandered into the dangerous territory known as “common sense.”

The Pennsylvania senator then escalated matters by daring Platner to release messages connected to a Kik account that has now become the political equivalent of opening a cursed tomb in an Indiana Jones movie.

"Let me make a deal. I'll tell P-Hustle, I'll wear a suit every day, if he releases all those texts and messages that he's had... [with] the dozen women," Fetterman continued.

Political analysts confirmed the challenge represented the first time in recorded history a senator has offered to permanently wear formal attire in exchange for another politician deleting his digital existence from public memory.

"You can prove [to] America... what's [in] these conversations. Can P-Hustle prove how old these people are?" Fetterman added, causing Democratic strategists to immediately begin stress-eating antacids in a Capitol Hill broom closet.

Platner’s campaign acknowledged the Kik account belonged to him, but insisted he had merely deleted the app without deactivating the account, a defense experts compared to saying, “I threw away the flamethrower but technically left the pilot light on.”

Fetterman also criticized Platner’s long list of controversies, which currently includes inflammatory Reddit posts, comments about Navy SEAL Chris Kyle, and a Nazi-linked Totenkopf tattoo that Platner says he got without understanding its historical meaning, reportedly after wandering into what aides described as “the world’s most suspicious tattoo parlor coincidence.”

"As a Democrat, I'm never going to carry water for a guy that calls an American hero a dumb MFer, or someone that smears Chris Kyle... and claimed that he's shooting innocent civilians. You've literally lost count..."

"It's countless. It absolutely is."

Meanwhile, Democratic leaders and their communist colleagues continued their enthusiastic support of Platner, largely because party officials fear admitting they made a mistake could set a dangerous precedent.

Sen. Comrade Bernie Sanders defended Platner during a recent interview, while Senate Minority Leader Chuck "Nostrils" Schumer and Sen. Elizabeth "Dances with Dolts" Warren maintained their endorsements, reportedly operating under the increasingly desperate strategy of “if we squint hard enough maybe voters won’t notice.”

Republican staffers gathered outside Democratic headquarters wearing towels to mock Platner’s reported profile photo, creating what observers called the first bipartisan agreement in years that perhaps nobody involved should be allowed near a messaging app ever again.

"He has [said] so many offensive things that it's hard to keep up with it," Fetterman said.

At press time, Democratic consultants were reportedly considering whether replacing Platner with a malfunctioning Roomba wrapped in a Maine state flag might improve their chances in November.

Perhaps a cow paddy shaped in the letter "D" would have a better chance.

Finally, nobody gets a Nazi tattoo without knowing what it is, unless they're really stupid.

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Democrats Assured Candidate Has Finally Run Out Of Scandals

That is not a halo behind him 

WASHINGTON, D.C., Democrats reportedly breathed a cautious sigh of relief Tuesday after Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner assured them that he had finally exhausted the complete inventory of hidden personal disasters from his past.

During a private meeting with Senate Democrats, Platner attempted to calm fears that additional controversies could emerge before Maine’s Democratic primary, or possibly before lunch.

According to reports, comrade Bernie Sanders cornered Platner and asked the question haunting Democratic leadership for weeks: “Are there any more accusations coming?”

“There aren’t any,” Platner reportedly replied, while several senators immediately checked under the table for hidden burner phones.

Party leaders appeared eager to believe him after enduring what aides described as “the longest continuous scandal download since the invention of WiFi.” Democrats have spent recent weeks defending Platner through revelations involving explicit text messages, disturbing social media posts, questionable tattoos, and a Kik account that reportedly caused several staffers to quietly update their résumés.

“It’s not a secret I’ve had a messy, complicated life,” Platner told senators. “The worst of the rumors we’ve all heard are not true.”

Sources say Sen. Elizabeth Warren followed up by clarifying whether Democrats were dealing with “garden variety infidelity” or “career-ending criminal accusations,” prompting several lawmakers to nervously pretend to receive urgent phone calls.

Despite mounting controversies, many Democrats remain committed to Platner’s candidacy because Maine represents one of their best chances to flip a Republican Senate seat in 2026.

“We’ve already defended the Nazi-looking tattoo, the Reddit comments, the sexting, and the mysterious Kik account,” said one exhausted Democratic strategist. “At this point, we’re financially and emotionally invested.”

Sen. Peter Welch admitted afterward that he had “no idea” whether additional revelations might surface, while others expressed cautious optimism that Platner had finally reached the bottom of the scandal barrel.

“I didn’t go in needing assurance and I left feeling confident,” said Sen. Tina Smith, shortly before aides reportedly confiscated Platner’s old MySpace login information as a precaution.

Meanwhile, former Maine Gov. Janet Mills subtly reminded voters she technically still exists and remains on the ballot, leading several Democrats to briefly stare into the distance with the expression of people contemplating escape from a hostage situation.

For now, Democratic leaders appear determined to stand behind Platner, at least until the next batch of screenshots drops sometime Thursday afternoon.

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Purple Heart recipient mocked by Nazi tattoo wearer Graham Platner

“I don’t understand the hatred toward veterans who served honorably"
Ted Daniels, Purple Heart Hero

The heroic Army veteran at the center of this latest Democrat clown show in Maine is finally speaking out, and he’s got a simple message for the party apparatchiks still clinging to their Senate hopeful Graham Platner: you people owe his kids an explanation.

According to the New York Post, Purple Heart recipient Ted Daniels unloaded on the top Democrats who are still circling the wagons for Platner even after his charming Reddit burner account comments resurfaced—where he mocked Daniels and said the man “didn’t deserve to live” after a brutal firefight in Afghanistan.

The whole mess has gone nuclear now that online sleuths also dug up images of the Democrat sporting what sure looks like a Nazi-linked tattoo. Shocking, I know. Democrats backing a guy with that rap sheet? In this economy?

Daniels, whose helmet-cam footage from a 2012 Taliban ambush went massively viral years ago, told the Post he doesn’t even want an apology from Platner anymore because it wouldn’t feel genuine.

Instead, he said he wants liberal lawmakers like Elizabeth Warren, Chuck Schumer, Bernie Sanders, and Hakeem Jeffries to explain to his kids why they are backing a candidate who mocked the possibility of their father being killed in combat.

Daniels went viral years ago after helmet-cam footage showed him sprinting into open fire during a Taliban ambush while bullets ripped around him.

His team survived the onslaught, but not before Daniels, who drew the enemy fire away from his squad, was hit four times. He earned a Purple Heart for his actions.

Years later, Platner, now the presumptive Democratic Senate candidate in Maine, allegedly mocked Daniels on a burner Reddit account, calling him a “dumb motherf*cker” and saying he should not have survived.

Platner: an angry, vulgar, Nazi-loving, Democratic candidate

The New York Post reported that Platner has since deleted large portions of the account history.Daniels also criticized Platner over past comments targeting Chris Kyle and Vice President JD Vance over their military service.

“I don’t understand the hatred toward veterans who served honorably,” Daniels told the New York Post. “That part gets me.”

Platner has defended himself by pointing to his own military service, saying accusations that he disrespects veterans are “offensive” and “slanderous.” He just hates Jews, I guess. 

He has not apologized for the comments. Despite everything, Daniels said he is not attacking Platner’s military record and still considers him “a brother” because of his service.

But he also suggested it’s a lot easier to trash someone online than say those things face-to-face.

The controversy exploded even further after Dave Portnoy publicly torched Platner over the tattoo controversy while rejecting an apparent attempt by the campaign to get Barstool involved in an anti-private-equity Red Sox message push.

The "Totenkopf" tattoo (German for "death's head" or skull)

Portnoy blasted Platner in a private exchange. “Yeah I’d be happy to talk to him about that tattoo and him being a Nazi,” Portnoy wrote before later posting screenshots of the exchange online. Look, this is just another day in the Democrat fever swamp: a guy who allegedly trash-talked a wounded warrior from behind a keyboard, rocks questionable ink, and the party’s blue-check royalty still can’t find the spine to walk away. 

Shocker.

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Fauxcahontas has her Marie Antoinette moment

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) is now auditioning for the role in the great 401(k) private equity food fight, and the hypocrisy is so rich you could spread it on a baguette and call it a three-Michelin-star dessert.

Call her Sen. Antoinette. While lecturing average American workers to content themselves with sad little index funds that go nowhere, Warren herself dines on higher-returning private investments like a Roman emperor at an all-you-can-eat toga party.

In other words, Warren wants to deny regular Americans the investment opportunities she uses to get even richer than she already is.

The mythology around Marie Antoinette claims the French royal was so hilariously detached from the starving peasants that she supposedly shrugged and said, “Let them eat cake.”

The senator is currently throwing a hissy fit over the Trump administration’s Labor Department rule, now open for public comment, that would finally let regular 401(k) holders get a taste of private-market investments instead of being trapped in the public-stock-and-bond kiddie pool forever.

Independent Women is bravely submitting comments and rallying others before the June 1 deadline to support the rule, because apparently someone has to stand up for the little guy against the lady who wrote a book about standing up for the little guy.

Warren recently badgered Empower Retirement, the nation’s second-largest retirement provider, for daring to suggest that maybe, just maybe, working people could benefit from private equity and private credit. She called private equity a “Wall Street time bomb” and darkly warned that letting actual workers near these things would only benefit... “private funds.”

The senator from Massachusetts has declared herself the self-appointed Protector of the Little Guy’s Nest Egg™. There’s just one teensy problem: the little guys aren’t allowed to have what she has.

Start with Warren’s own financial disclosures. Her largest retirement asset, valued between $1 million and $5 million, is parked in TIAA-CREF Traditional, a magical guaranteed-principal fund basically reserved for university professors and other academic nobility. It promises you’ll never lose a dime, offers a guaranteed minimum interest rate, and even throws in a lifetime income stream. Warren pulled in $88,423 from it in 2024 alone. That’s not a retirement plan. That’s a golden parachute made of Ivy League tears and tenure.

Pure, chocolate-covered hypocrisy: Among her holdings is a TIAA Real Estate Account worth between $500,000 and $1 million. You know, a private real estate fund. An alternative investment. The exact category she insists is far too scary, too opaque, and too “Wall Street” for the unwashed 401(k) masses. Sen. Antoinette feasts on alternatives while ordering the drawbridge raised and the moat filled with regulatory alligators for everyone else.

And it gets better. Massachusetts, the state she represents, has private equity swimming all through its public pension system. Harvard — where she built her entire brand — has a whopping 39% of its bloated endowment in private equity, overseen by a board crawling with Blackstone and General Atlantic execs. The same industry she demonizes daily from the Senate floor.

Private equity for me, but not for thee. Classic.

Nationally, about 89% of public pension funds are happily slurping up private equity returns. Thirty-four million public-sector workers — teachers, firefighters, cops — rely on that sweet 13.5% median annualized return over the last decade that crushed every other asset class, according to the American Investment Council.

But private-sector workers? Sorry, plebs. You get whatever sad menu your employer offers. President Trump’s executive order seeks to fix that by letting everyday Americans access alternatives under actual fiduciary rules and professional management.

Sen. Antoinette has yet to explain why a Massachusetts schoolteacher’s pension deserves those juicy returns while a Massachusetts factory worker does not. Or why her own TIAA Real Estate Account is sophisticated prudence but the same thing in a 401(k) is a “time bomb.” 

She simply cannot address the multi-tiered retirement caste system she’s defending: public employees, Ivy League royalty, and wealthy elites get the good stuff. Everyone else gets “protected” from it for their own good.

Sure, there’s a real conversation to have about fees, liquidity, and safeguards. But Warren isn’t interested in responsible access. She just wants the door slammed shut.

The woman who built her entire career railing against a “rigged system” that protects the connected class has become the rigged system. Guaranteed returns for her. Private real estate for her. PE-backed pensions for her and her public-sector pals. Index-fund gruel for thee.

Time to end the double standard and let everyday Americans have retirement freedom instead of another helping of Sen. Antoinette’s famous cake.

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Fauxcahontas Warren backs communist Mamdani's agenda

Leave it to Elizabeth Warren, the extremely far-left fake Indian who never met a socialist idea she didn’t want to French kiss on live TV, to hop on MSNBC's Morning Joe and fangirl over Zohran Mamdani, New York City’s resident communist cosplayer running for mayor. 

Warren's practically tripping over herself to prop up this guy’s radical, economy-torching agenda like it’s the second coming of FDR’s New Deal. Spoiler alert: it's not. It’s just another Democrat love letter to big government and bad ideas.

"You got it, Joe! He comes in and talks about how to make NYC affordable for families," Warren gushed, sounding like she's auditioning for a role as Mamdani's public relations fan girl. Affordable for families? Sure, if your definition of "affordable" is standing in bread lines while the government decides who gets to live where.

Warren's all-in on Mamdani's Marxist fever dream, which includes gems like government-run grocery stores, because nothing screams "efficiency" like bureaucrats selling you overpriced kale. His platform reads like a Bernie Sanders fanfic: seize housing policy, slap 200,000 "affordable" units on the taxpayer's tab, freeze rents on city properties, and crank up rent control to kneecap private landlords. Mamdani’s not even pretending to care about small property owners or economic growth. 

Instead, he's out here demonizing "billionaire real estate moguls" and anyone else who dares invest in New York. Job creators? More like punching bags for this guy’s class-warrior shtick. And notice how it's no longer the 'millionaires' who are the problem, now that Bernie Sanders and his ilk are millionaires--it's only the billionaires.

The private sector's understandably freaking out. One New York real estate investment trust CEO is so desperate to stop Mamdani's lunacy that he’s hosting a $2,000-a-ticket fundraiser for Mayor Eric Adams to keep this socialist train-wreck from derailing the city's already shaky housing market. But Warren is too busy clapping like a trained seal for Mamdani's far-left fever dreams to notice the economic carnage his policies would unleash.

Even some Democrats, like the ones who haven't completely lost their minds, are side-eyeing Mamdani's track record of spicy statements and extremist positions. But Warren's doubling down, proving once again she would rather drag the party into AOC's socialist sandbox than deal with reality. New York's families and small businesses are simply collateral damage in her quest to make the Democratic Party the Bernie Bro Appreciation Club.

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Zohran Mamdani mocks Jews, angers Blacks

Zohran Mamdani, the anti-Semitic democratic socialist finklefuts, running for New York City mayor, just can’t stop stepping in it. This time, he’s got Jewish advocacy groups fuming after sharing a video that’s being called “sick” for mocking Hanukkah and Jewish traditions. Because nothing screams “I’m ready to lead the Big Apple” like posting a clip of two guys in wigs prancing around a menorah, spinning dreidels, and grooving to Punjabi beats like it’s a bad SNL skit.

The video, posted last year on Mamdani’s X account, comes from the Geeta Brothers Duet Group, a comedy act tied to Sikh-Canadian comedian Jus Reign. It’s part of their 2015 parody “Punjabi Christmas Album Hits,” featuring a track called “Hey Hannukah.” 

Stop Antisemitism, a pro-Jewish group, didn’t find it funny. “Zohran Mamdani posts Indian men cosplaying Jews, spinning dreidels and lighting the menorah,” they posted on X, sharing the video. “Our holidays and traditions are sacred and not for your comedic pleasure _ZohranKMamdani — this is sick.”

Mamdani, who apparently thinks anti-Semitism is normal, captioned the post with a cheery, “Happy 3rd night of Hanukkah from Astoria and Long Island City.” 

And this isn’t a one-off. Mamdani doubled down, sharing another Geeta Brothers video on Christmas Eve 2024, this time for “Jingle Bells,” with the same wig-wearing shtick. “Wishing you all a very merry Christmas from Astoria and Long Island City,” wrote the self-proclaimed “nepo-baby.” 

But wait, there’s more. 

Mamdani isn't just offending Jewish New Yorkers with his poor sense of humor. He also has them riled up with his anti-Zionist stance, refusing to back Israel’s right to exist as a Jewish state. Yes, he's one of those "from the river to the sea" scumbags.

And then there’s the bizarre campaign text messages some voters received, invoking the October 7th attack in Israel to drum up support for him. “My friend Idan was murdered on October 7 at the Re’im music festival. The war is personal to me, as it is to many in our community,” one text read, according to The Post. “Idan believed in peace, just like Zohran does.” Who sent these? Nobody knows. But using a tragedy like that to score political points? That’s a new low, even for a communist.

Oh, and just for good measure, Mamdani’s also managed to piss off Black New Yorkers. 

Turns out the Bronx Science grad, born in Uganda to Indian parents, allegedly claimed to be African American on his Columbia University application. Because why not check every box on the identity politics bingo card? Who does he think he is; Elizabeth Warren? Rachel Dolezal?

Look, in a city as diverse as New York, you’d think a mayoral candidate would know better than to treat sacred traditions like a punchline or play fast and loose with their own identity. Either Mamdani is trying to alienate as many voters as possible, or he's as bright as Kamala Harris. 

Maybe he’s banking on the “offend everyone equally” strategy. Good luck with that, comrade.

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Native activist outs Hollywood producer for falsely producing fake Cherokee background

"Can I get a cowabunga?"

Hollywood producer Heather Rae, 56, lied about her Native American background. She is even less a Native American than Sen. Elizabeth "Running Cons" Warren (D-MA). The latter clocks in DNA-ishly at a 1 in 1024 shot at victimhood, while Rae is only 1 in 2048 for a chance at the victimhood prize.

Native American watchdog group the Tribal Alliance Against Frauds (TAAF) demanded Rae's apology for speaking with forked tongue not in cheek.

Rae, who serves on the Academy of Motion Pictures' Indigenous Alliance claims that she is the daughter of an "Indian" mother and a "cowboy" father, and some so called news outlets reported her having a "Cherokee" parent. But recently, the  New York Post reported about recent claims by Native American activists insist that Rae is, at best, only 1/2048th Cherokee, about the same amount as does Kim Jong Un.

According to the TAAF’s research, Rae has no ancestors recognized by the Cherokee Nation of Oklahoma, the Eastern Band of Cherokee and the United Keetoowah Band of Cherokee Indians. In addition, a divorce certificate from 1969 listed both of Rae’s parents as White and, according to Democrat's standards, racists.

"Being an American Indian person is not just about who you claim to be, it is about who claims you," Tribal Alliance Against Frauds director Lianna Costantino told the New York Post. "And it’s much more than just race. We are citizens of sovereign nations. Being an Indian is a legal, political distinction."

The closest connection TAAF could recognize as a possible Cherokee connection was Rae’s fourth great-grandparent. 

Prior to this allegation, Rae led the Sundance Institute’s Native American program. She also worked as "narrative change strategist" for the "unapologetically ambitious and innovative Native women-led" organization IllumiNative--a takeoff of Illuminati--which sought to amplify "contemporary Native voices."

Her most recent film "Fancy Dance"--a takeoff of Fancy Pants--was also partly funded by the Cherokee Nation and premiered at January’s Sundance Film Festival.

Following this claim, a source connected with IllumiNative allegedly told the Post, "It is important to note that blood quantum minimums and citizenship requirements within the Native community continues to be a sensitive and nuanced issue that has a dark and complicated history. Those within the Native community deserve the space and the agency to have these conversations."

Prior to this accusation, the Native American community was rocked by another scandal in Oct. 2022. Activist Sacheen Littlefeather, who gained notoriety after rejecting Marlon Brando's Best Actor award for "The Godfather" in his stead at the 1973 Academy Awards, was revealed to, in fact, have no Native American heritage. She was simply another victim seeker like Liz Warren, who used her fake claim as a gateway to a Harvard job that might have gone to an actual Native American.

After her death earlier that month, Littlefeather’s sisters Trudy Orlandi and Rosalind Cruz revealed that the activist, born Marie Louise Cruz, was not in the least bit Native American. According to Orlandi and Cruz, Littlefeather had changed her name after believing to find Native American heritage and became more active in protests.

"It's a lie. … My father was who he was. His family came from Mexico, and my dad was born in Oxnard," Orlandi said.

There's a long line of wannabe victims who hope to access the benefits of victimhood. It all kind of stinks when you realize that wanting to be in the victim class is a subtle message to those in that class that they are less than you. That's the soft bigotry of low expectations, aka racism.

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University president fakes identity, takes paid leave, says she's sorry

If it's so difficult being a minority in the America, why do people like Elizabeth Warren, Rachel Dolezal and Rachel Elizabeth Seidel, for example, want to make people believe they're members of a minority group? Because so-called victims get the benefits non-victims are denied.

Such is the case of the President of Memorial University Vianne Timmons. Poor dear decided to go on paid leave [aka: paid vacation] after she was bagged for lying after she claimed Indigenous heritage.

Princess Timmons released a statement Monday in which she apologized for any pain her lies have caused, while not calling them lies, in the style of Elizabeth "Speaks Through Nether Regions" Warren. 

It's almost laughable that she and other so called apologies thinks they cause other people "pain" with their lies. Pain has become an overused word that the Left doesn't seem to understand.

Memorial University is an academic institution in Canada's Newfoundland and Labrador.

The controversy comes from Timmons saying she never personally benefited from her "Indigenous ancestry," which she maintains is different from Indigenous identity. With that kind of thinking, we can all be Indigenous to wherever we decide to score points.

"While I have shared that I am not Mi’kmaw and I do not claim an Indigenous identity, questions about my intentions in identifying my Indigenous ancestry and whether I have benefited from sharing my understanding of my family’s history have sparked important conversations on and beyond our campus," Timmons said as she sat cross-legged by the campfire.

She claims she joined the Bras d'Or Mi'kmaq First Nation tribe, a tribe which is not recognized by Native Americans or Canada's federal government, for a brief time around 2009 when her brother submitted their genealogy.

"But then I looked into it on my own and I didn't feel comfortable identifying as a member of a band that wasn't official or as a member of a band anyway because I was not raised Mi'kmaw and so I removed it and never referred to it again," Timmons said, as the smoke rose by the fire and the stars shone down upon her.

But she lied. 

Public documents, including a resume as recent as 2016, clearly depict that she claimed membership in the tribe over a longer period of time and CBC News [a Canadian government run outlet] found references as late as 2018.

"I have been reflecting on this feedback from the Indigenous community, and I sincerely regret any hurt or confusion sharing my story may have caused. That was never my intention and I deeply apologize to those I have impacted," Timmons said.

Nobody is hurt other than her ego.

The embattled university president said she welcomed Memorial University's Board of Regents' decision to host an Indigenous-led pow-wow about the matter.

"I am wholeheartedly supportive of this process to seek Indigenous guidance and knowledge. Indigenous Peoples must lead this conversation and we all have a role to play in listening and ensuring their voices are elevated in the weeks to come," she said.

People are clamoring to identify as make believe victims because, like those who came before Timmons, there's much wampum to be gathered before the wolves return to the forest, kemosabe.

More recently, Dylan Whiteduck, the chief of Kitigan Zibi Anishinābeg, accused a purported Native American social justice organization of not actually being run by Native Americans and distributing fake ID cards to people who are not Native American.

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Sen. Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren attacks centers that saves lives and calls them "evil"

The Party that brought us the Oral Office of Bill Clinton, Drag Queen Story Hour for little children, a president who sniffs the hair of young girls and whose son is a crack-head whore monger, and people who believe killing the unborn is their right, and who cannot define what is a woman, also brings us Sen. Elizabeth Warren, or Fauxcahontas as she is often called for lying about her heritage. 

Warren (D-MA) got blasted Tuesday for attacking crisis pregnancy centers for their work with pregnant mothers [who Warren and her ilk refer to as 'birthing persons' because, as mentioned above, they don't know what is a woman]. The centers speak with these women in distress and provide them with options that don't include dismembering the babies inside them, such as adoption or keeping and loving their child like nature [and G_d] intends.

Warren had a pow-wow with "reporters" about the process of killing the unborn and quickly spoke about the crisis pregnancy centers and their prevalence in the country. The fake Native American suggested that the government via Congress, take action to shut them down and hopefully everyone else who disagrees with her, including churches [but she did not mention mosques, for some reason, even though they too are against the killing of the unborn].

"In Massachusetts right now, those crisis pregnancy centers that are there to fool people who are looking for pregnancy termination help outnumber true abortion clinics by 3 to 1. We need to shut them down here in Massachusetts, and we need to shut them down all around the country. You should not be able to torture a pregnant person like that," Warren said, as she attempted to fool anyone gullible enough to believe anything that is spoken with her forked tongue.

So it's evil to save the unborn and the government should have the power to shut down the centers where people counsel women and give them options, rather than using abortion as birth control, as it's normally used for.

It should not surprise anyone that the left frequently calls for unconstitutional action and bigger government so they can have more power. If they don't like something, they shut it down, cancel it, or throw them off social media.

Casey Mattox a senior fellow at the Koch Institute tweeted:

"Not gonna sugar coat this. It’s evil. If I knew nothing about Elizabeth Warren but the lies she tells about pregnancy centers I’d know enough." 

Right-leaning libertarian Washington Post columnist Megan McArdle wrote, "Elizabeth Warren has a lot of unconstitutional ideas."

Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon tweeted:

"Now THIS is harmful disinformation."

There is apparently nothing that Warren and the left believes should not be under the purview of the government. Like abortion, they believe that there should be no states rights in the matter and that all decisions should be federally determined, unless it goes against their positions.

To say this is only how the Left behaves is not true, but it certainly exists more on that side of the aisle.

Since the Supreme Court decision on Dobbs, which removed the Roe decision and left the states to decide how to deal with the abortion issue, crisis pregnancy centers across the country have been attacks by pro-abortion agitators/terrorists. In addition, Catholic and other Christian churches have been vandalized and attacked, and many now have hired security services. 

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Warren, along with others in her party, have criticized the SCOTUS for its decision, and she, along with Rep. Alexandria Occasionally-Comatose (D-NY) called on Biden to use federal lands, such as national parks, to unconstitutionally allow babies to be killed there, despite state laws and states' rights.

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Race hustler Al Sharptongue threatens Manchin and Sinema on how they must vote

Race-baiting, White-hating, always agitating Al Sharptongue (Dickweed-MSNBC), who calls himself a reverend and civil rights leader, threatened to use the same tactics against Senators Joe Manchin(D-W.VA) and Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) that made him rich--he would accuse them of "supporting racism" if they voted to keep the filibuster.

If anyone is a racist in this conversation, it's Sharptongue. He is also a flaming anti-Semite and cannot hide that fact.

Sharptongue has instigated violence and riots in the past, as for example the 1991 Crown Heights riots that led to the death of a religious Jew named Yankel Rosenbaum. Then there was the Freddy's Fashion Mart violence in 1995 where people were shot and the store was set on fire and people died over Sharptongue's outrage over the Jewish storeowner who he called "a Jewish interloper."

There have been other incidents that can easily be researched, but you get the picture.

"The pressure that we are going to put on Sinema and Manchin is calling [the filibuster] racist and saying that they are, in effect, supporting racism," Sharpton told Politico. "Why would they be wedded to something that has those results? Their voters need to know that."

The filibuster is not racist; a process cannot really be racist because a process hasn't the ability to hate. And the Democrats used the filibuster recently to stop Sen. Tim Scott's (R-SC) bill that would reform the police. In fact, Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) who says the filibuster is racist, just used the filibuster to stop Scott's bill from passing, thus declaring herself a racist. She also once said that the filibuster is a tool for standing up to bullies.

Fauxcahontas

Sharptongue is merely a part of a larger push from the left to eliminate the filibuster now that Democrats control both houses of Congress. By eliminating the GOP from having any political say, the left can pass Democrats' election and voting rights legislation known as S.1. This would make elections so corrupt and favoring the left, that it would keep them in power indefinitely.

Manchin said earlier in March that he would "never" stop supporting the filibuster. Sinema has said that she is not open to "changing her mind." It's unclear whether Sharptongue plans to do something to stop their votes.

Their views on the filibuster are important because the Senate is evenly split 50-50, with the deciding vote going to the laughing Vice President Harris. In most legislation, there is a 60-vote threshold to advance to President Biden’s desk.

Progressive [aka socialist] Democrats now that they are in power see the filibuster as an outdated relic that can be used by the minority Republican Party under Sen. Mitch McConnell to derail Biden’s socialist agenda and drive the country down the toilet of Lady Liberty. 

At a news conference Wednesday, Senate Republicans said they are prepared to do whatever it takes to block the voting rights bill and predicted Democrats may get rid of the filibuster to usher in the landmark changes. Under this bill, 16-year-olds get to register to vote; write-in votes are fine and ballot harvesting is kosher. 

Sen. Tom Cotton, (R-AR), agreed to stay on the Senate floor for long as it takes if Democrats implemented a new "talking filibuster" where the only way to block legislation would be to stand up and talk until the Second Coming.

"I join all my colleagues in saying there is no amount of time that I will not dedicate on the Senate floor to stopping the Democrats from passing this kind of radical legislation," Cotton said Wednesday, flanked by nearly a dozen Republicans at the Capitol.

Meanwhile, President Biden has lost another two-thousand brain cells and Al Sharptongue is still not in prison.

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Rep. Jayapal's tweet on canceling student loan goes over like a lead balloon

Socialist Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) believes that people who take out student loans with the promise to repay them should not have to carry the burden of their promises. The Señor Wences lookalike took to Twitter to pressure lawmakers to go along with President Biden's plan to forgive up to $50,000 in student debt by executive order. Due to her lack of insight, she was surprised by the responses she received on Twitter.

"I want to hear from you," she posted on Twitter. "How would cancelling $50,000 of student loan debt help you and your family?"

Some of the answers she got were priceless. "Could I have the $50,000 I already paid put back in my bank account?" one person wrote.

"Pls figure out what to give working class people who didn’t go to college to avoid this and feel they’re footing the bill with nothing in return," another user wrote.

Majority Leader Chuck Schumer along with Sen. Elizabeth "Throwing Bull" Warren and Rep. Ayanna Pressley two weeks ago urged Biden to use his pen and his phone to forgive student debt borrowers promised to repay. [It's always easy to be Robin Hood when you're robbing from others, even if they aren't rich.]

Señor Wences

They urged Biden in a resolution to use  "existing legal authorities" under the Higher Education act of 1965. The resolution also "encourages" Biden to use executive authority under the Internal Revenue Code of 1986, which would prevent administrative debt cancellation from resulting in a tax liability for borrowers.

Biden indicated on Tuesday that writing off $50,000 in student debt is not something that he was told can be "done with presidential action," but said he is prepared to eliminate $10,000 for students, because somehow that is a magic number.

Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-LA) wrote an op-ed on FoxNews.com Tuesday saying that Republicans "need to have a better answer to calls for debt forgiveness."

He posits that Congress and the administration "should do a better job of informing borrowers about what options exist to make affordable payments, while simplifying options to remove confusion."

Others, like regular taxpayers and those who have repaid their student loans, believe that a deal is a deal, a promise is a promise, and you should pay your damn loan. It was given in good faith and you have no right to ask for public charity, especially because the whole charade benefits the rich and hurts the poor. 

Robin Hood was a socialist who robbed the rich because the poor don't have money. And Jayapal is no Maid Marion.

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Biden's Neera Tanden on Michelle O's catchphrase: 'going high doesn't f**king work'

Joe Biden has probably won the election, but that isn't yet a fact. In spite of this, he babbled that he will nominate Neera Tanden to head up the Office of Management and Budget because she owns a vulva and he believes all vulva owners should run the country for diversity sake.

In 2017, Tanden repudiated the Michelle Obama lie stating, "when they go low, we go high." Obama obviously only said it for the cheers and applause, but Tanden took issue with it. She tweeted that "going high doesn't f**king work." This may explain why she prides herself on being a low-life, but that isn't yet confirmed--nor will she be.

Since being outed as a low-life, Tanden has deleted about 1,100 tweets that would cause her to be recognized for what she truly is. [H/T New York Post] Many of her tweets attacked GOP senators who she now would need for her confirmation. Any of these senators who vote to confirm her ought to be primaried and voted out of office.

Tanden is currently the chief executive of the Center for American Progress, a far Left organization.

If you're interested in seeing some of the other tweets this leftist has posted and deleted, they were  saved on the Internet archive "Wayback Machine." The post in quiestion was posted on June 20, 2017.

The outing of this post comes at a time when Biden is pretending to push for unity among all Americans after the election he was told by the legacy media that he won.

"I pledge to be a president who seeks not to divide but unify," Biden joked in his presumptive victory speech. Then stealing from his prior boss, Barack Hussein Obama added, "Who doesn't see red states and blue states, only sees the United States."

Biden isn't only a gaffe machine, he a plagiarist factory.

Some Democrats have praised Tanden as a good choice for Biden's presumptive administration. These include Sen. Elizabeth "1024" Warren, D-MA) Rep. Barbara Lee, D-CA), and imaginary Georgia Gov. Stacey Abrams.

"Such a great choice to lead OMB," Lee tweeted Monday. "@NeeraTanden will bring the experience and humanity urgently needed in this position. Congratulations!"

Oh, the humanity! I smell smoke . . .

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Fake Native American endorses dementia-plagued plagiarist for POTUS

The following is satire.

Princess Summer Fall Winter Spring Warren of the Fahgowee Tribe and shrimp recipe contributor to "Pow Wow Chow" cookbook, has decided to stay on the reservation and endorse Joe "I Forgot My Middle Name" Biden as the leader of the free world.

Warren, who failed to win the Democratic nomination for president due to her inability to maintain even a shred of veracity as a Senator (D-MA), reintroduced herself to Biden, who immediately sniffed her feathered headdress, and told him she would back him to the hilt.

"In this moment of crisis, it's more important than ever that the nation of the paleface be led by an old warrior who will restore America's faith in erective government. I have seen Joe Biden and in him, I have seen the future of the nation. Today, I am proud to endorse this pale face . . . where did he go?"

The Native American Princess had held off her endorsement since ending her campaign in early March, after the American public caught on to who she actually is and she came in third in her own state.

Rather than endorsing the Communist, Bernie Sanders, she chose, instead, to endorse a younger, [77-year-old] paleface with senile dementia who got nailed for plagiarizing a speech and a law college paper. Her endorsement followed soon after former President Barack Hussein Obama waited for everyone else to drop out of the race to endorse Biden.

Upon awakening from his midday nap, Biden was told by his wife [who he thought for a moment was his sister] that Warren endorsed him.

"Wow, this is great," Biden exclaimed. "With her endorsement, I'm certain to win a senator seat."

"No Joe, it's for the presidency. You're running for President of the United States of America, dear," Jill Biden said.

"I know that. I was thinking about something else and lost my train of, um, my train . . . I lost my train and I'm going to be late for work."

He was finally reoriented to person, place and time, and praised Warren for her excellent choice in . . . her choice of feathers in her headdress.

Warren, who was once a co-front-runner with Biden for the nomination, saw her lead piddle after going as far left as the Communist from Vermont, Sen. Bernie Sanders, with Medicaid for all, and then trying to explain how she would raise the wampum to pay for it.

The public refused to be scalped by her ideas.

Meanwhile, Joe Biden continues to shed memories.


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A Communist, a fake Native American and other Democrats want US to send PA and Hamas $75 million

Lipless in Gaza and Warren

While the United States has dug deep into their make-believe wallets and use taxpayers' money to bring relief to the country from the Wuhan coronavirus, some leftists believe that sending the Palestinian Authority and the Hamassholes $75 million to buy the necessary rockets and bullets to shoot at Israeli citizens is just as important. 

This is their idea of putting our money to good use during the global pandemic.

Among the top cheese in this hopeful endeavor, is make-believe Jewish person and flaming communist, Bernie Sanders, along with make-believe Native American Elizabeth "Dances With Veracity" Warren along with some of their Democratic friends.

And if we send them money, you know that most of it will line the pockets of top PA and Hamasshole officials while the balance will go to pay for weaponry with a small amount remaining to send to the families of martyrs so that the cycle of jihad terror against the Israeli Jews continues.

Calls himself a Jew when convenient,
but hates Israel

An article entitled "As Americans go Broke, Sanders Demands Taxpayers Give Hamas $75 Million," published in BreakingIsraelNews, [H/T Geller Report] by Adam Eliyahu Berkowitz, discusses how a group of Democratic senators called for the U.S. State Department to reverse its policy on the PA and Hamas and send them lots of money:

Democratic Senators Bernie Sanders (I-VT), Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) and Chris Van Hollen (D-MD), Patrick Leahy (D-VT), Tom Udall (D-NM), Jeff Merkley (D-OR), Tom Carper (D-DE), and Sherrod Brown (D-OH) sent a letter to Secretary of State Mike Pompeo requesting that the government reverse its policy and resume giving monetary aid to the Palestinian Authority in Judea and Samaria and the Hamas-led government in Gaza. 

“Given the spread of the coronavirus in the West Bank and Gaza, the extreme vulnerability of the health system in Gaza, and the continued withholding of U.S. aid to the Palestinian people, we are concerned that the Administration is failing to take every reasonable step to help combat this public health emergency in the Palestinian Territories,” the letter read.

The Democratic politicians seek to squeeze $75 million in aid to the Hamas-led government in Gaza and the PA in Judea and Samaria under the guise of the FY 2020 Appropriations Act 

It should be noted that President Trump slashed funding to the PA in 2018 as per the Taylor Force Act, also known as the Anti-Terrorism Clarification Act (ATCA), that cuts some aid to the Palestinians until they end stipends to terrorists and the families of slain attackers.

In 2016, the PA paid out about $303 million in stipends and other benefits to the families of so-called “martyrs”. The funds are disbursed by the Palestinian Liberation Organization (PLO/Fatah). The families of convicted Palestinians serving time in Israeli prisons receive $3,000 or higher per month, higher than the average Palestinian wage.

So killing Jews and getting yourself killed in the process is a  win-win for so-called martyrs: the family gets the money; the martyrs get the virgins.



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More on Andrew Gillum and his hotel "partying"

As previously reported, former gubernatorial candidate for Florida, Andrew Gillum (D), was found totally naked in a South Beach hotel room "inebriated" and incoherent.

More information about the guy who was a big hope for the Democrats and is now a CNN commentator, has come to light.

Police say they found Gillum completely undressed with a self-described 'porn star performer,' Travis Dyson. And while the initial information provided said he claimed he was at the hotel for a wedding, the police now say that Gillum never mentioned that this was the reason he was in that room.

So was there a wedding or was Gillum lying?

Dyson was believed to be over-dosing on crystal meth when the passed out duo were found by a third man who called 911.

Gillum, in a statement claimed his involvement in the incident was "for a wedding celebration when first responders were called to assist one of my friends." When cops first found him, he was so "inebriated," that he was unable to speak and later apologized for the "distraction" his behavior caused.

But when a reporter later spoke with Gillum's "friend," he seemed clueless of any Thursday night wedding. "I personally was not celebrating a wedding. I don't know if [Gillum] was in town for a wedding. He did not mention that," Dyson told Miami New Times.

According to a source with contacts in the Miami Beach PD, the first responders said they found the gubernatorial hopeful in a state of "complete undress and Dyson wearing "chaps," which is a "kinky or provocative article of clothing, which leaves the butt and sometimes crotch, exposed," according to how Dictionary.com defines the article.

Gillum was at one time rumored to be a potential 2020 running mate of Elizabeth Warren's presidential campaign. The media tried to contact him for a comment, but he declined.

According to a Miami Beach Police Department offense incident report shared by Candace Owens on Twitter, Aldo Mejias, a third man, provided his credit card to the porn performer, Dyson, to rent room 1107 for the night. Dyson rented the room at approximately 4:00 p.m. on Thursday, but it's not known at what time Gillum arrived.

According to the police report, Mejias found the dynamic duo [Gillum and Dyson] in the room "under the influence of an unknown substance" when he arrived at around 11:07 p.m.

He said that Dyson opened the hotel room door and walked over to the bed where he "collapsed" in "a prone position" while Gillum was barfing in the toilet. Mejias then noticed that Dyson had difficulty breathing and he attempted to wake him up.

Dyson then began throwing up on the bed and collapsed once again. Mejias performed life-saving chest compressions and called 911.

When the police arrived, they attempted to speak to Gillum but the Vice President and gubernatorial hopeful was "unable to communicate with the officers due to his inebriated state."

The police said they found three clear baggies containing what appeared to be crystal meth on the bed and floor inside the hotel room, which were impounded by investigators. Miami Beach Fire and Rescue then responded to the hotel and performed a welfare check on Gillum. The emergency responders stated Gillum was in stable condition with normal vital signs. Dyson, who was treated for "a possible drug overdose" was transported to Mount Sinai Hospital as a precaution.

After police officers were able to speak with Gillum, he is reported to have left the hotel room and quietly returned to his residence "without incident."

Elizabeth Warren, and her keen judgment of character, as well as CNN, had no comment.

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Tingles Matthews AWOL from MSNBC after sexism allegations and Biden-ish screwups

Chris "Tingles" Matthews was not seen on MSNBC during the South Carolina primary coverage on Saturday night. Normally, this would be considered unusual under normal circumstances but the absence comes one day after he was accused of "sexist" behavior by a former network contributor, and on the same day, he misidentified a politician.

Earlier in the week, Matthews had issued an on-air apology after drawing backlash for comparing the Nevada caucus victory of Sen. Bernie Sanders to the 1940 invasion of France by the Nazis. What he probably meant was that Sanders' victory was more like Vladimir Lenin's Bolshevik revolution of 1917.

Matthews said, “I'm reading last night about the fall of France in the summer of 1940," Matthews said during the network's Nevada coverage. "And the general calls up Churchill and says, ‘It’s over,’ and Churchill says, ‘How can it be? You got the greatest army in Europe. How can it be over?’ He said, ‘It's over.’”

His ten viewers were outraged by the comments -- and Matthews apologized Monday.

"Senator Sanders, I'm sorry for comparing anything from that tragic era in which so many suffered, especially the Jewish people, to an electorate result in which you were the well-deserved winner," Matthews said. "This is going to be a hard-fought, heated campaign of ideas. In the days and weeks and months ahead, I will strive to do a better job myself of elevating the political discussion. Congratulations, by the way, to you, Senator Sanders, and to your supporters on a tremendous win down in Nevada."

In an op-ed for GQ magazine on Friday, journalist Laura Bassett claimed Matthews used sexist language when she visited the MSNBC studio to appear on his show as a guest.

She recalled the fast-talking white man looking at her in an adjacent makeup chair before an appearance in 2016 and, showing a lack of self-awareness asked: 'Why haven’t I fallen in love with you yet?'" Bassett said that something didn't smell right as she sat there.

Bassett said she laughed nervously at the stupid question but Tingles kept making comments to the makeup artist who was buffing Bassett up. “Keep putting makeup on her, I’ll fall in love with her," Matthews allegedly exclaimed breathlessly, as beads of perspiration cascaded down his forehead onto his nose and down to his quivering married lips.

Bassett also claimed that Matthews made another comment about her makeup during a separate appearance. "Make sure you wipe this off her face after the show,” she wrote. The comment was directed at the makeup artist. “We don’t make her up so some guy at a bar can look at her like this.”

Bassett felt hounded by Matthews and said she decided to write the op-ed because of a “sexist” interview the creep did with Sen. Elizabeth Warren [aka Pocahontas], (D-MA), after the last debate in which he pressed her about her accusation that former New York Mayor "Mini" Mike Bloomberg has once told a woman at his company to “kill” her unborn baby. Bloomberg denies he said it, and even if he did, why would it bother Warren since she and the rest of her party are all in for killing babies?

A feminist group wearing comfortable shoes has called for Matthews' firing over the interview.

Bassett barked that she wrote a similar op-ed in 2017 without naming Matthews because she was afraid to publicly accuse him at the time, but claimed that many women reached out to her saying they knew who she was talking about because they too had been the victims of the Matthews innuendos.

Bassett said that she had a bone to pick with Matthews. Although she didn't think his behavior rose to the level of criminal sexual harassment, it interfered with her ability to do her job and she wanted the "bad boy" punished.

In 2017, it was reported that NBC paid $40,000 to a producer on Matthews’ show who claimed he sexually harassed her. [And all the while you thought only Fox News had this problem because the media only went after that network.]

MSNBC has not confirmed the amount paid to the woman, nor has the network said whether the payment was made to settle a harassment claim, but it appears that it wasn't only Barack Obama who gave Chris Matthews that famous tingle down his leg.

An MSNBC spokes-leftist said at the time that executives were told that Matthews made inappropriate jokes and comments about the woman in front of others, that the matter was reviewed and it was determined the comments were inappropriate and made in poor taste but were never meant as propositions because he is a semi-happily married man.

Then during his "Hardball" [perhaps a double-entendre] broadcast Friday, Matthews mistook Sen. Tim Scott, (R-SC), for Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Jaime Harrison, chalking it up as a case of "it's hard to tell the difference." Both Scott and Harrison are African-American gentlemen.

Harrison was appearing on "Hardball" to discuss his campaign to unseat Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), but when Matthews ran a clip of Scott standing beside Graham at the evening's Trump rally in North Charleston, he assumed it was Harrison.

"Jaime, I see you standing next to the guy you're going to beat right there, maybe," he said. "Maybe? Maybe, maybe? Lindsey Graham?"

Matthews finally realized his error and apologized to Harrison.

"What am I saying? Big mistake. Mistaken identity, sir. Sorry," Matthews said.

Harrison rolled his eyes and looked shocked, but he kept a politician's fake smile on his face.


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Over 200 real Native Americans sign letter demanding Fauxcahontas clarify her Cherokee heritage

Over 200 actual Cherokee Nation Native Americans and other tribes have written a strongly worded letter to Sen. Elizabeth Warren of the fictional Hiyaliyar Tribe (D-MA) demanding she either explain her claims about having Cherokee ancestry, or admit she speaks with forked tongue and retract her claim.

People have made "dubious" claims to having Native American ancestry for years, and according to the Los Angeles Times, "more than $800 million in government contracts reserved for minorities instead went to companies set up by members of groups with dubious claims to being Cherokee and Creek Indian tribes."

Many of the claims stem from fake or inaccurate family lore that includes "evidence" of Native American ancestry and, like Warren, results from commercially available DNA tests. In the Fauxcahontas case, her 1/1024th positive results could have come from anywhere in North or South America.

But the real proof of her Native American heritage is her MeeMaw's Pow Wow Chow recipe of crab casserole and her own high cheekbones.

But I digress. The group's letter states:

“Your history of false claims to American Indian identity and the defense of these claims with a highly publicized DNA test continue to dog your political career. For Native Americans, this moment is more than an annoyance; it represents the most public debate about our identity in a generation. In a country where Indigenous people are mostly invisible, what Americans conclude from this debate will impact Native rights for years to come.”

So yeah, Elizabeth Warren really kind of sucks and she lies like someone's Bonny over the ocean.

The letter accuses Warren of normalizing the process of “stealing” Native American ancestry to gain some form of notoriety or access to benefits reserved for Native Americans — reserved as a form of restitution for the history of mistreatment at the hands of the United States government. It's not much different than the crime of stolen valor of those of us who have served in the military.

“When you still defend yourself by stating you believed what you heard growing up, you set a harmful example for these white people stealing Native identity and resources with stories very similar to your own,” the group letter states.

Warren claims she didn't benefit from claiming Native American ancestry, but she lies so often it's virtually impossible to know the truth.

Harvard Law School listed Fauxcahontas as a member of a minority group in official publications, and Warren listed “Native American” as her ethnicity on her application for the Bar.  In effect, she stole the heritage of Native Americans.

Warren often has spoken about her family’s history with the Cherokee nation — often using racist stereotypes, like “high cheekbones,” associated with Cherokee ancestry — as evidence of her family’s Native American DNA. One would not be surprised if she claimed she only eats the meat that she kills after eating the heart of the animal and thanking the food god.

Her claims — and a subsequent DNA test in response to President Trump's trolling her into it, revealed Warren to be about as Native American as Ilhan Omar.

Warren responded to the letter late Tuesday, apologizing for her past claims of Native American ancestry.

“I was wrong to have identified as a Native American, and, without qualification or excuse, I apologize,” Warren said, though she did not, as requested, explicitly retract her claims because she knows she will never get elected President and her minority status just might score her another high paying gig.

She also distanced herself from contract abuse, lying that her “situation differs from these cases because I never benefited [from Native American ancestry] financially or professionally” [except at Harvard Law School by beating out the competition].

Leaders of the group that issued the letter noticed that Warren’s apology did not include a retraction. They told the LA Times that it’s clear Warren has “made an effort” to address the injustice but that they “hope that after further dialogue with the campaign, Warren will bravely and publicly tell the truth about her family.”

Hopefully, none of the tribe elders will hold their breath waiting for her to tell the truth, other than telling her truth.

Elizabeth Warren is actually more annoying than Hillary Clinton, a feat that is almost impossible to believe.

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