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The following is satire.
Princess Summer Fall Winter Spring Warren of the Fahgowee Tribe and shrimp recipe contributor to "Pow Wow Chow" cookbook, has decided to stay on the reservation and endorse Joe "I Forgot My Middle Name" Biden as the leader of the free world.
Warren, who failed to win the Democratic nomination for president due to her inability to maintain even a shred of veracity as a Senator (D-MA), reintroduced herself to Biden, who immediately sniffed her feathered headdress, and told him she would back him to the hilt.
"In this moment of crisis, it's more important than ever that the nation of the paleface be led by an old warrior who will restore America's faith in erective government. I have seen Joe Biden and in him, I have seen the future of the nation. Today, I am proud to endorse this pale face . . . where did he go?"
The Native American Princess had held off her endorsement since ending her campaign in early March, after the American public caught on to who she actually is and she came in third in her own state.
Rather than endorsing the Communist, Bernie Sanders, she chose, instead, to endorse a younger, [77-year-old] paleface with senile dementia who got nailed for plagiarizing a speech and a law college paper. Her endorsement followed soon after former President Barack Hussein Obama waited for everyone else to drop out of the race to endorse Biden.
Upon awakening from his midday nap, Biden was told by his wife [who he thought for a moment was his sister] that Warren endorsed him.
"Wow, this is great," Biden exclaimed. "With her endorsement, I'm certain to win a senator seat."
"No Joe, it's for the presidency. You're running for President of the United States of America, dear," Jill Biden said.
"I know that. I was thinking about something else and lost my train of, um, my train . . . I lost my train and I'm going to be late for work."
He was finally reoriented to person, place and time, and praised Warren for her excellent choice in . . . her choice of feathers in her headdress.
Warren, who was once a co-front-runner with Biden for the nomination, saw her lead piddle after going as far left as the Communist from Vermont, Sen. Bernie Sanders, with Medicaid for all, and then trying to explain how she would raise the wampum to pay for it.
The public refused to be scalped by her ideas.
Meanwhile, Joe Biden continues to shed memories.
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