Nabbed: NYC Islamist shot and now in custody

Ahmad "The Incompetent Terrorist" Rahami, the guy sought in connection with the NYC bombing in Chelsea, and the bombing in Seaside Park, New Jersey at a Marine Corps 5K run, was taken down and now in custody in Linden, New Jersey just before noon Monday.

A dragnet was launched earlier Monday in search of the chubby, Afghan-born, 28-year-old terrorist who had been said to be "armed and dangerous." 

And speaking of arms, it appears Ahmad was shot in his upper right arm, but that is judged merely from video in which the guy was shown to be on a stretcher on his way to the hospital.

His fingerprints were on the explosive device that didn't detonate.

An eyewitness to the scumcrumpet's capture told Fox News he saw a man walking down the street with a gun in his hand. A police car pulled up next to him and he fired at the cops 4 to 6 times, then ran like hell as other police cars pursued, the eyewitness, Peter Bilinskas said.

One officer was shot in the encounter, one received a head injury. Thankfully no officers were seriously hurt.

Now it's time for the press to put a liberal political spin on this.


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WANTED: Ahmad Khan Rahami for Islamic jihad bombing

He isn't Amish. He isn't Christian. He isn't Jewish. Nor is he Hindu, Jain or atheist. 

His name is Ahmad Khan Rahami and, believe it or not, he's an Afghan-born Muslim man, a naturalized U.S. citizen, and he's wanted for questioning for the bombing in New York City's Chelsea section, an area in Manhattan that has a relatively high population of gay individuals.

Islamic scripture describes hatred toward gays (among many other demographics).

There is an all-out manhunt for Rahami and he is likely armed and dangerous. He is suspected of being directly involved with the Chelsea bombing that injured 29, and the bombing the same day in Seaside Park, New Jersey, that fortunately caused no injury. 

Rahami's last known address is in Elizabeth, New Jersey. The FBI raided his place on Monday and found 5 suspicious devices. One of the bombs exploded when a robot tried to disarm it near a train station.

The robot is doing okay.

Rahami was born in lovely Afghanistan on January 23, 1988, which makes him an Aquarius, known for being unpredictable, intelligent, social, independent and an excellent communicator. On the negative side, he may be unreliable, stubborn, indecisive and inflexible. If you are a woman reading this blog and want to seduce an Aquarius, you need to be cool about it.

On the other hand, Rahami, 28, is a short, fat dude, standing 5-foot-6 and weighing 200 pounds. He wears a beard, "Muhammad-style" meaning he has no mustache. 

The search began for Rahami just hours after federal authorities conducted a traffic stop in Brooklyn of a "vehicle of interest" in the Chelsea bombing. A "number of individuals" who may be connected to the bombing were taken into custody, the FBI said.

It turns out the five men in the vehicle were all relatives of Rahami and pointed authorities in his direction out of a lack of family loyalty.

"Today I believe we're going to find out [the bombing] was being influenced by foreign sources," said semi-intelligent Gov. Andrew "Son-of-Mario" Cuomo, negating the possibility that the religion of peace may be the root cause of Islamic terrorism. 

Duh.

The FBI is asking for help in finding Rahami, but if found, exercise great caution.



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