Monday, September 19, 2016

WANTED: Ahmad Khan Rahami for Islamic jihad bombing

He isn't Amish. He isn't Christian. He isn't Jewish. Nor is he Hindu, Jain or atheist. 

His name is Ahmad Khan Rahami and, believe it or not, he's an Afghan-born Muslim man, a naturalized U.S. citizen, and he's wanted for questioning for the bombing in New York City's Chelsea section, an area in Manhattan that has a relatively high population of gay individuals.

Islamic scripture describes hatred toward gays (among many other demographics).

There is an all-out manhunt for Rahami and he is likely armed and dangerous. He is suspected of being directly involved with the Chelsea bombing that injured 29, and the bombing the same day in Seaside Park, New Jersey, that fortunately caused no injury. 

Rahami's last known address is in Elizabeth, New Jersey. The FBI raided his place on Monday and found 5 suspicious devices. One of the bombs exploded when a robot tried to disarm it near a train station.

The robot is doing okay.

Rahami was born in lovely Afghanistan on January 23, 1988, which makes him an Aquarius, known for being unpredictable, intelligent, social, independent and an excellent communicator. On the negative side, he may be unreliable, stubborn, indecisive and inflexible. If you are a woman reading this blog and want to seduce an Aquarius, you need to be cool about it.

On the other hand, Rahami, 28, is a short, fat dude, standing 5-foot-6 and weighing 200 pounds. He wears a beard, "Muhammad-style" meaning he has no mustache. 

The search began for Rahami just hours after federal authorities conducted a traffic stop in Brooklyn of a "vehicle of interest" in the Chelsea bombing. A "number of individuals" who may be connected to the bombing were taken into custody, the FBI said.

It turns out the five men in the vehicle were all relatives of Rahami and pointed authorities in his direction out of a lack of family loyalty.

"Today I believe we're going to find out [the bombing] was being influenced by foreign sources," said semi-intelligent Gov. Andrew "Son-of-Mario" Cuomo, negating the possibility that the religion of peace may be the root cause of Islamic terrorism. 

Duh.

The FBI is asking for help in finding Rahami, but if found, exercise great caution.



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