AOC movie flops like a FIFA soccer player faking a foul--makes about less than $10K in 120 screens

Gravity has not been very kind to this young leftist

Making less than ten thousand bucks in 120 screens which was $80.55 per screen. So when she isn't doing a Tic Tok food and dance flop, or crying at the southern border parking lot for the illegal aliens [aka future Democrats] who she hopes can come to this country and receive taxpayer-funded perks, Rep. Alexandria Ostensibly-Catatonic (Socialist-NY) is making pretentious documentaries depicting herself as an avid nature hiker all while hawking her erudite views on climate change. 

"I can't believe all those wasted parking spaces"

But our time is limited as we are all apparently doomed in the next 8 or 9 years, according to her calculations, much of which she picked up at a Bronx beauty parlor, so what's the point of going to see her performance?

AOC says the climate is getting hot, not unlike her Tacuarines tango, but her flopped flick has left many people cold. Instead of naming her movie "To The End," she should have named it "You All Just Want To Date Me Because You Like My End."

It would have been a great documentary if it didn't suck. But who am I to say? I refused to actually go and see it, so don't take my word for it and go see it for yourself so Sandy can make enough profit to pay for charging her Tesla [which she still hasn't given up].

The flick opened December 9th in 120 theaters where the popcorn went bad from just sitting in the popper and the sodas went flat. And according to BoxOfficeMoJo, the film made $9,667 and critics believe that this was only due to the fact that AOC is not believable as is the message the movie hawks.

"You want to date me, don't cha?"

And let’s assume the tickets are about $16.25, as they are at Regal Theaters. That would equate to fewer than 600 people who actually saw it and only because they want to date AOC, as all men in her mind want to do.

So, like the previous capitalistic ventures AOC has failed at [e.g., her now defunct publishing company in which she owes $1870 in back taxes] this clusterfrack of a flick failed too.

What does this all mean?

It means that Sandy from da Bronx is Democratic presidential material. She has the looks, the fried voice that sounds likes she's about to belch, and the lust for power without a clue as to how to properly wield it. And Joe says her hair smells like flowers in the Rose Garden.

So what could go wrong?

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