Mike Avenatti attacks Trump Jr. and Nike

Is porn actress lawyer Michael Avenatti trying to get in his "last licks" by going after Donald Trump Jr. and Nike, or is he simply trying to create a distraction hoping to get away with extortion much like Hillary Clinton has thus far gotten away with violating the Espionage Act?

Over the last several weeks, Avenatti, who rose to national fame after he represented porn actress Stormy Daniels [called "Horse Face" by President Trump], but have since had a falling out and parted ways. Now the slimy lawyer is facing two federal lawsuits, where in one he tried to "shake down" Nike Inc. for millions of dollars and the conversation was caught on tape by the FBI.

Rather than trying to come up with a defense for his precarious legal situation, Avenatti, who once appeared on CNN 59 times in less than two months, is trolling Nike and Donald Trump Jr. on Twitter.

On March 24, FBI Special Agent Christopher Harper submitted a complaint to the Southern District of New York alleging that a few days earlier the bald-headed idiot and an unnamed co-conspirator "devised a scheme to extort a company [Nike] by means of an interstate communication by threatening to damage the company's reputation if the company did not agree to make multi-million dollar payments to Avenatti and [his co-conspirator who we later learned worked for CNN as a commentator], and further agree to pay $1.5 million to a client of Avenatti's."

In phone calls and meetings recorded by the FBI, Avenatti allegedly threatened Nike that he would release damaging information about an "Adidas-like" scandal involving Nike employees if they did not "retain" him and his co-conspirator for millions of dollars to conduct an unasked-for internal investigation. Avenatti was charged with attempted extortion and various forms of fraud and besides prison, his soul is going to rot in hell for all eternity. So to kill time before that, he took to Twitter.

Since, the embattled lawyer has been posting tweets intended to damage Nike. "Contrary to Nike’s claims yesterday, they have NOT been cooperating with investigators for over a year," Avenatti tweeted two days after being arrested and released on $300,000 bond. "Unless you count lying in response to subpoenas and withholding documents as “cooperating.” They are trying to divert attention from their own crimes." That tweet is one of many the lawyer has since posted, proving that not only is he a complete fool, but he's also a crappy attorney.

Along with steadily attacking Nike, the cretin has been lashing out at Donald Trump Jr., apparently prompted, at least in part, by Trump Jr. ripping the lawyer over his failed Nike "shakedown."

"Fortunately we don’t all grow up with silver spoons in our mouth and a gold toilet under our ass," Avenatti declares in one post, not explaining why that would be fortunate not to have gold toilets. "If you are so smart and tough, let’s appear together and have a serious discussion about the issues. Bring the brains in the family - obviously not daddy." It might have to be a timed discussion because of the constraints on visiting hours at the federal prison where he should end up living.

In another post, Avenatti says his new enemy's "greatest two accomplishments during his lifetime are his inclusion in the lucky sperm club and carrying his sister’s puppy purse." Avenatti's "two greatest lifetime accomplishments" are his getting caught in an extortion scheme and losing the respect of a porn star.

Who would you rather be?


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