The following is satire.
Bernie Sanders (Communist--VT) attacked President Trump in a speech at the so-called "Reverend" and human pile of pool scum, Al Sharptongue's National Action Network and Personal Piggybank.
Sharptongue and Sanders hugged, but it is unclear whether either gave permission for the touching. It also appeared that Sharptongue blew in Bernie's ear and whispered something sweet.
Speaking in a fake black accent with Brooklyn undertones, Sanders called the President a racist and even used a bad word saying "that is the dayim troof." The audience didn't buy the pandering and began throwing food at him.
"C'mon, you can do better den dat," Bernie said, still sounding like he just stepped off the F train in Coney Island and trying to sound black. "Heah, I have me some hot saws in moy fanny pack. I like me some food with hot saws and all dat."
More food thrown. More pandering.
"Oy betchu don' have no jerk chickin' an speakin' of dat, Trump, he be suckin' an don' have no oydeeyah how ta run da country."
The crowd booed Sanders off the stage which was soon occupied by Alexandria Obviously-Comatose, who also tried to pander to the crowd.
Due to the fact that she currently identifies as a woman, not on dietary supplements and can dress herself, they overlooked the pandering.
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