Saturday, November 5, 2016

Hillary campaigns with alleged porn star & drug cartel girlfriend


In a desperate attempt to attract low-information voters, Hillary Clinton campaigned with alleged porn star and drug cartel mistress Alicia Machado.

You might remember Ms. Machado as the former Miss Universe contestant from Venezuela who accused Donald Trump of calling her a "pig" after she won the title in 1996 and then went on an inexorable weight gain binge thereby breaking her binding contract with Trump who owned the contest.


Of course Trump should never have called her a pig, if, in fact he did, but then again, Machado should never have broken the legally binding contract that all contestants must sign, and she also should have never foraged for truffles.


But nevertheless, Hillary hit the campaign trail with Alicia and must have felt quite comfortable with a woman that even her husband would have been proud to entertain.


During the first presidential debate with Trump, Clinton mentioned Machado by name as an example of Donald's mistreatment of women, unlike her husband, who she defended by attacking the women he never mistreated when he sexually assaulted them.


Now Machado has become a U.S. citizen and plans to vote for Hillary. "I could not be prouder to cast my first presidential vote for Hillary Clinton," she tweeted, and to which Donald Trump did not reply, for a change.


There is evidence from Ms. Machado's past that she may have appeared in porn videos and also she threatened to kill a judge in Venezuela for indicting her boyfriend on murder charges. She was also romantically linked to a notorious Mexican drug trafficker.


Just a regular Hillary "home-girl."


Not all Hillary lovers think the former Worst Lady makes the best choices of whom she uses for endorsements and rightly so.


In a Hillary supporting concert, Jay Z dropped the "F bomb" and "Mother F bomb" enough times to delight the crowd of potty-mouth low info liberals who just a few years ago would have had their mouths washed out with soap by their mommies.


James Franco, who plays a gay porn star murderer recently endorsed Clinton in a semi-nude video. (Google it--I'm not wearing gloves.)

But Hillary's instincts are as questionable as Machado's allegations. Clinton tells black voters in a fake black accent that she is "no ways tired," and she always carries hot sauce in her purse.

I say search her purse and see if she's telling the truth.



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