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Thankfully, this is the last season of that semi-hit TV series, "Little Mosque on the Prairie," a Canadian TV show about make believe Muslims. I have to admit that I've never watched it because I didn't want to do anything that might help their anemic ratings, but I did see a PR spot for the show between commercials one day and it almost made me ROFLMFAO, whatever that means.A snow white minister asks a young Muslim man, "Whoever said that all religions are created equal?" (apparently intending to make it appear that Christians don't see it that way), to which the handsome young Muslim man replies, "I do."
If you believe that Muslims, particularly Muslim men, see all religions created equally, then you might be the type of person who believes that you sighted Elvis at Coney Island's Cha Cha Restaurant eating a corn dog with Whoopie Goldberg. This is not how practitioners of the religion of peace see Christianity, and especially not how they see Judaism.
So let's imagine a little prairie town, let's call it Thuminbutt, Oklahoma--a small frontier town where the nightly entertainment consists of watching Jeremiah Hodown, the town's barber, give a haircut to Choe Byeden, the village idiot. The local thee-ay-ter is still featuring "Beach Blanket Bingo" with Annette Funicello, and the only church in town is attended by every single family, every single Sunday. Yes, Thuminbutt is a quiet town, a religious town, and a town that sort of defines American values (except perhaps for the village idiot part, which more accurately defines liberal values).
Then one fine day in June, a Muslim family rides into town. The townsfolk are surprised they are riding in on horses rather than camels, but stereotypes often lie like taqiyya in a holy war.
The family, typical of most Muslim families, consists of a father, who happens to be an imam; a wife, who happens to have a clitorechtomy, but that doesn't ever come up in the story; a daughter, who happens to be as beautiful as one can imagine, because one cannot actually see what she looks like under her burqa and imagination is all you have to go by; and a son, who has a sparse beard, an attitude, hidden weapons, and no moustache.
When they first arrive, the imam sets up a little mosque on the prairie and over time, a few more Muslim families come to Thuminbutt and the imam's congregation grows to four. He and his flock are friendly, respectable townsfolk. They invite the minister to the mosque to share in samosas and sambar. They even take an interest in Jeremiah Hodown giving Joe Byden, the village idiot, his biweekly haircut.
But soon more Muslims come to town and begin to make demands on the towns folk. They are offended by the odor of bacon coming from the Pig and Whistle Restaurant when they are trying to pray fajar, the morning prayer. The prayer asks for Allah to help them stay on the righteous path and not be like those where Allah's wrath is sewn because they have gone astray. They are upset that their religious laws are not respected and gently request the right to hold their own Sharia court.
As time marches on, more Muslims come to town and their community isolates itself from the rest of the town--this is for what they call "religious reasons." Every so often a townsfolk strays into these 'no go zones' and is never heard from again. And still more Muslims inhabit Thuminbutt. The townsfolk begin to see changes in the Islamic community. The Muslim women all start to look alike because they are wearing cloth tents over their once recognizeable bodies. Music is banned in the 'no go zones' and where once Choe Byden, the village idiot, danced in the street to celebrate things like air and sunshine, dancing is now forbidden as well. Heshie Schnapps, the only Jewish man in town, gets ridiculed for being Jewish and he doesn't know why. Every now and then, something gets burned down and the townsfolk don't know why. Until one fine day in June, the town church is burnt to the ground and a new mosque is built near the site. The imam names the new mosque, "Park 551 Community Center.I suspect that my version of "Little Mosque on the Prairie" is a lot more accurate than the propaganda they pass off for Islam, "The Religion of Peace". The good news is that the American public (whenever you see the term 'American public' you should understand that liberals aren't real Americans anymore) is not being fooled by these Islamic organizations who created these TV shows to make us believe their message. Be very clear, the goal of Islam is to dominate the world and create a world Ummah--they said this when they thought we wouldn't find out; but we did, and I think we should believe them--they weren't telling it to us.
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