Happy Birthday Israel-Now Get Out There and Fight

Happy birthday Israel. You're 63 and you don't look a day older than 3 thousand. Sure they wrote about you in the Old Testament and the New Testament too, but for some reason, it seems that some people think the land of the Jews (you know, Jerusalem, the namesake), belongs to them for reasons not clear to me.  

So you're trying to party hearty but it seems like no matter how hard you try to just mind your business and simply exist, someone tries to crash the party. Climbing over your walls, throwing stones at your family, calling you names, and generally menacing your peeps, is simply not right. Of course, if this was all they did, well, you could easily handle it, but who are we trying to fool? They want you gone--dead and gone into the sea, like their chanting says. "From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free." You can't completely blame them; it isn't about you; it's about their god, a guy named Muhammad. Sure, you might say that Muhammad wasn't their god; he was their prophet, but you'd be wrong. Muhammad wrote the book on hating Jews long before Hitler did, and the name of the book is the Koran. His people call it the Noble Qur'an, but I see nothing noble about a book filled with contradictions, hatred, anti-Semitic statements, and false science that a seven year old child could do a better job writing. But you know, and I know who really wrote it--the Mo Man--of course he was illiterate but he had help. One of the scribes had to leave the job because he realized who was really doing the writing, and it wasn't some angel named Gabe.

The amazing thing is that people, intelligent people in some cases, actually believe this tripe. They actually believe in Allah, a moon god from pagan times; a god so insecure you must tell him how wonderful he is five times a day, a god so insane with his anger, that if you don't believe he exists, he will pour boiling water in your mouth, burn your skin off and replace it with new skin to burn again and again, hate you if you're Jewish or Christian, want you dead if you're gay or change from Muslim to non-Muslim. Yes, people actually believe this nonsense.  I am truly amazed that we still believe in fairy tales--or, in this case, horror stories. 

There is no love in the religion of Islam. There is no tolerance. There is no joy, no music, no dancing, no individualism. And they try to convince us they are a religion of peace, but forget to mention "for Muslims." 

Hang in there Israel and don't allow the negative liberal anti-Semitic media to keep you from doing what must be done to keep Israel alive and the only real civilized country in all of the Middle East. The only free country and our ally.