Handy Andy is preoccupied with his "hand" size says Charlotte Bennett

"Stop! In the name of love"

Charlotte Bennett, one of seven Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) accusers of sexual harassment told independent investigators that her former boss has a "preoccupation with his hand size," and told them what that apparently meant, her attorney said Monday.

Bennett, who was a former aide to the governor, spoke with outside lawyers hired by Attorney General [and a probable hopeful for the vacated governor's job] Letitia James. They spent about 4 hours on a video of a Chinese-owned company known as Zoom on Monday, her lawyer Debra Katz said.

Bennett, 25, had turned over more than 120 pages of “contemporaneous records, as well as other examples of documentary evidence” against the 63-year-old sex-driven governor with an apparently oversized libido and his staff, Katz said using different words to describe Cuomo.

In a prepared statement, Katz said a new piece of information that came to light was Cuomo’s “preoccupation with his hand size and what the large size of his hands indicated to Charlotte and other members of his staff.” [Big hands, big, giant, throbbing heart?]

Katz didn’t elaborate on that matter, but anyone born before 2005 knows what was implied by Handy Andy.

“The investigators have been moving quickly, and with sensitivity, to get to the heart of these allegations,” she said. 

Charlotte Bennett

“We remain confident that their investigation will substantiate Charlotte’s claims of sexual harassment against Gov. Cuomo, as well as the failure of his senior staff to meet their mandatory reporting requirements under the very laws he signed.”

But will the staff's butts be put in slings? Probably not so much.

Cuomo has been accused of groping, harassing, speaking through his nostrils, or otherwise engaging in inappropriate behavior with seven women, including five current and former aides. Brain Flushings' anonymous source tells us that there may be more complaints coming from a famous group of 15 women [who will for now remain unnamed] that dance in synchrony at Radio City Music Hall and are known for their marvelous leg-kicks.

Cuomo has denied touching anyone inappropriately, except for his brother, Fredo, or any other intentional wrongdoing and has vowed to cooperate with the probe unless he changes his mind.

Doesn't it feel like this scandal isn't going to go very far, and that Cuomo is going to remain in office where he can do the most damage?

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Source: "The Big Guy" in alleged Hunter Biden-China email is Papa Joe Biden

According to Fox News, a person who was part of an email thread allegedly involving Hunter Biden and his China deal has "corroborated the veracity of the messages,"and also went so far as to say "the big guy" mentioned in the email was Democratic nominee Joe Biden.

The interesting part of the story, however, is how Big Tech refused to allow the public to see it. Both Twitter and Facebook blocked the links of the New York Post, who originally released the story, and now the GOP will be subpoenaing the CEOs of both companies demanding their appearance before the Senate to explain why they blocked an obviously important story.

In a May 13, 2017 email obtained by Fox News, there's a discussion about "remuneration packages" involving six people in a deal with a Chinese energy company.The email apparently identified Hunter Biden as "Chair / Vice Chair depending on agreement with CEFC," in an apparent reference to now-bankrupt CEFC China Energy Co.

That same email notes that "Hunter has some office expectations he will elaborate." A proposed equity split states "20" for "H" and "10 held by H for the big guy?" with no further details. 

Fox News spoke to one of the people who was copied on the email,  and this person confirmed its authenticity. Sources told the outlet that "the big guy" is a reference to the former vice president. 

The Biden campaign has denied any wrongdoing took place, but eventually acknowledged that he could have had an informal interaction with the Burisma executive. 

When Joe Biden was finally confronted about the scandal, he snapped at the reporter and called the entire scandal a hoax.

 Well, lah-dee-dah.



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Lance Armstrong beats Mike Pence in imaginary bike race without doping this time

Moments before Armstrong "blew the
f***'in doors off Mike Pence"

Nantucket, Mass. -- there once was a man from Nantucket . . . at least there was a bike path there and the Vice President of the United States Mike Pence was riding along the path when boom! Former disgraced bike racer and competition cheater, Lance Armstrong blew past him as Pence took in the scenery and rang the little bell on his handlebars to let people know he was coming their way.

Armstrong, 47, took to Twitter to brag about his non-doping win against the 60-year-old Pence who was unaware that he was being hotly pursued by a man who had his seven Tour de France titles stripped after a doping scandal.

Armstrong tweeted:

“I can’t drop many people on a bike these days but I just blew the f***in’ doors off Mike Pence on a Nantucket bike path. Day. Made.” 

Pence, using a much heavier bike than Armstrong, actually had doors on his bike. He had flown into Nantucket Saturday for a GOP fundraiser, which did not include a bike race that he was unaware he was participating in.

Alyssa Farah

Alyssa Farah, a spokeswoman for the vice president, issued a tweet in reply from her personal account. 

“Couldn’t quite hang onto those Tour de France titles, but hey, at least you beat Karen & Mike Pence on a leisurely bike ride! Congrats?”

Armstrong’s enormous victory also caught the attention of Donald Trump Jr.:

“Wow dude you’re a real bad ass … did you need to use steroids this time too or was that just to cheat others out of wins throughout your career?” 

Others on Twitter joined in:

"Yay for you Mr. Bike Path warrior. Mike Pence just blew past you on every road in character.
— Pastor Greg Locke (@pastorlocke) August 11, 2019

"Sooo… the guy who cheated to win all his championships now thinks it’s winning to ride a bike faster than a 60 year old who wasn’t even trying to race him… got it."
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) August 10, 2019

Lance Armstrong bragged yesterday he biked faster than VP Pence. What a DOPE. Later today Lance will challenge Supreme Court Justice Ginsburg to a race. #lancearmstrong #KeepAmericaGreat2020
— Gary L Bauer (@GaryLBauer) August 12, 2019

Armstrong said he meant the tweet as a joke and that people should lighten up. But then went on to restate that he blew the doors off of Pence. He really should stay off Twitter and maybe take up pogo-sticking.

The John Kerry Dismount

Biking doesn't always have to be competitive. But if you're going to get into racing in any serious way, don't take drugs and don't do doping because only dopes dope.

Also, don't take any biking tips from John Kerry.



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Stallone joins the Hollywood accused

Sylvester Stallone was accused of sexual assault by a then 16-year-old girl according to an exclusive report by Mail Online. According to the girl, Stallone made her give him and his bodyguard, Michael De Luca, oral sex. Stallone also threatened her that they would "beat her head in" if she ever told anyone.

At the time, Stallone was filming a movie in Las Vegas in 1986, as described in a police report obtained by DailyMail.com. At that time, Stallone was 40-years-old and De Luca 27. 

According to the report, the alleged incident occurred at the Las Vegas Hilton hotel in July 1986 when Stallone forced the girl to perform oral sex on him before penetrating her. She said she was "very uncomfortable," and believed she had "no choice."

Retired Las Vegas metro police department Detective Sergeant John Samolovitch, head of the sexual assault unit at the time, confirmed to DailyMail.com that "the copy of the police report is in fact a true copy of the original report."

Of course, Stallone denied the allegation and Stallones 'spokes chick' said, "This is a ridiculous, categorically false story. No one was ever aware of this story until it was published today, including Mr. Stallone. At no time was Mr. Stallone ever contacted by any authorities or anyone else regarding this matter."

After the incident, the girl claimed Stallone threatened her, saying they would "beat her head in" if she told anyone. She ultimately decided not to press charges against either man because she was "humiliated and ashamed," and was also "scared."

Police were told of the incident by a hotel employee who said that a friend of the victim said she needed advice on the matter.

When the teen was found, she provided details of the alleged assault. They noted that "during the interview [the teen] became emotionally upset numerous times, crying and sobbing."

In another matter, Stallone's half-sister Toni-Ann Filiti, threatened him with a lawsuit in 1987. She alleged that Stallone raped her and sexually assaulted her for years. And while he "vigorously denied and continues to deny and dispute all claims of wrongdoing," he paid Filiti off with $2 million and $16,666 a month for the rest of her life.

Filiti, according to her own mother, was a drug addict and died in 2012 from lung cancer.



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Scaramucci's vulgar language makes Trump look bad

Photo: Reuters/Carlos Barria

If I used even a smidgeon of the vulgarity the White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci used regarding Reince Priebus Google would shut down this blog. Even if they didn't shut me down you probably would go elsewhere to get your White House information and I wouldn't blame you.

Mooch, as he likes to be called, even made fun of Senior Adviser Steve Bannon in the same interview with Ryan Lizza, writing for the New Yorker magazine. 

In the story published on Thursday, Mooch asks Lizza to tell him who leaked the details of a dinner Trump attended and he goes on to accuse Priebus of being the leaker.

"Reince is a f***ing paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac," Mooch told Lizza in a Wednesday evening phone call.

"I fired one guy the other day. I have three or four people I'll fire tomorrow," Mooch said. "I'll get to the person who leaked that to you. Reince Priebus--if you want to leak something--he'll be asked to resign very shortly."

He went on, doing an impersonation of Priebus: "Let me leak the f***ing thihng and see if I can c**k block these people the way I c**k blocked Scaramucci for six months."

Mooch said that unlike Bannon, he's not interested in inflating his profile to the media.

"I'm not Steve Bannon; I'm not trying to suck my own c**k," he said. "I'm not trying to build my own brand off the f***ing strength of the president. I'm here to serve the country."

At least he didn't say he was here to serve the 'f***ing country'.

He accused Priebus of leaking his financial disclosure to the media calling it a 'felony,' but the information was public record, so he was wrong.

"I've called the FBI and the Department of Justice," he said.

"What I want to do is I want to f***ing kill all the leakers and I want to get the president's agenda on track so we can succeed for the American people," he said, and told Lizza that he believed Priebus would resign soon.

Mooch ended the call with Lizza, telling him he needed to "start tweeting some s**t to make this guy crazy."

Interestingly, Scaramucci didn't deny any of the comments he made. "I sometimes use colorful language," he said. "I will refrain in this arena but not give up the passionate fight for @realDonaldTrump's agenda."

Then later on Thursday, Mooch made it sound like it was all Lizza's fault stating that he "made a mistake in trusting in a reporter. It won't happen again."

But whether the reporter was told that it was "off the record" or not, Scaramucci still displayed the unprofessional vulgarity and even homophobia the LBGTQ would say, that should render him wrong for this job.

We all remember what Trump said a few years ago about grabbing women by their genitalia. This echoes the same negativity and likely problems Trump will have in the future. 

Lizza spoke on the Crappy News Network (CNN) saying, "It's not a matter of trust, it's a matter of we as journalists trying to explain who these people are to the American people and when you do an on the record interview with someone, its standard operating procedure that the interview gets reported."

And you really can't disagree with that. Imagine if you, as a journalist, was privy to Sacarmucci's private rants, with all of its anger and vulgarity. If you didn't report it, you'd be guilty of journalistic malpractice.

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders defended Scaramucci saying that he gets passionate about his job. 

"This is a guy who sometimes uses colorful--and in many circles, probably not appropriate--language. And he's very passionate about the president, the president's agenda and I think he may have let that get the best of him in that conversation," she said.

That wasn't 'colorful' language, it was highly vulgar and totally inappropriate and cannot be justified, in spite of Sanders' intelligent handling of it.

One White House official leaked concern to Fox News saying, "This is getting out of hand. I am honestly getting concerned for my safety in the office tomorrow. This type of behavior is unbelievable. Working in the White House and something like that is said, it is a disgrace."

Sadly, I agree with the leaker.



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Hillary cheated, Brazile gets booted

CNN said that it is "completely uncomfortable" with emails just leaked showing that interim head of the Democratic National Committee, Donna Brazile, helped Hillary Clinton cheat on the primary debate. 

The Clinton News Network has accepted Ms. Brazile's resignation as a contributer, but it's obvious that they still feel "completely comfortable" with the fact that Hillary Clinton accepted the "heads-up" from Brazile and used the opportunity to provide the debate moderator with an "intelligent" and lengthy response.

"CNN never gave Brazile access to any questions, prep material, attendee list, background information or meetings in advance of a town hall or debate," claimed CNN spokesliberal Lauren Pratapas in an email she sent to the New York Post.

"We are completely uncomfortable with what we have learned about her interactions with the Clinton campaign while she was a CNN contributer."

Brazile's contract was merely suspended in July when former DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz had her emails outed by WikiLeaks which showed bias toward Clinton over Bernie Sanders. She was ousted after the discovery was made and replaced by Brazile.

It is unclear if Hillary Clinton or anyone in her campaign was aware of the Debbie Wasserman Schultz bias (probably) and nobody in the campaign declined to accept the help.

What is clear is that wherever Clintons go, scandal follows. 

The mere fact that Clinton's acceptance of Brazile's and Wasserman Schultz's help was not discussed and never questioned by CNN.

In a way, isn't that election tampering? 



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"The election made me do it" says Comey

Okay, he didn't actually use those words but an exclusive Fox News report says that it was the election that motivated the FBI to release new information into the Clinton email probe, as per a Comey memo.

It was learned that Comey was briefed about the new records regarding Anthony Weiner and a 15-year-old girl on Thursday. It isn't clear if he read the evidentiary information.

According to the report, Comey told the bureau that he broke with custom whereby under normal circumstances the FBI would not reveal the reopening of a case to the public but because Clinton is seeking the presidency on November 8th, he felt obligated to let the cat out of the garbage bag in spite of the political sensitivity.

"Of course we don't ordinarily tell Congress about ongoing investigations, but here I feel obligation to do so given that I testified repeatedly in recent months that our investigation was completed," Comey's memo said. "I also think it would be misleading to the American people were we not to supplement the record.

"At the same time, however, given that we do not know the significance of this newly discovered collection of emails, I don't want to create a misleading impression," the letter continued. "In trying to strike that balance, in a brief letter, and in the middle of an election season, there is significant risk of being misunderstood, but I wanted you to hear directly from me about it."

In other words, Comey is probably just covering his butt after the blowback from the bureau and the Justice Department, as well as public opinion. It was unanimous among those who were part of the investigation that Clinton should have been indicted, and Comey wants to save his reputation.

However, nobody will be surprised if this turns out to simply be an exercise in futility and bull droppings and Comey gets to feel absolved while Hillary gets to smirk at us as she is sworn in on January 20, 2017.

I hope I'm wrong.

Interestingly, Clinton announced that the Comey revelation was only told to Congressional Republicans but guess what. She lied--can you believe that? The letter went out to both sides of the aisle.



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Trump makes history--he apologizes--sorta

It happens every four years--a presidential election is coming to a climax and out of nowhere, the dirt comes out, just as people think they've made up their minds on which candidate sucks the least.

Sure, everyone in their right mind knows Hillary would go into spasms if she ever told the truth about anything. She wakes up in the morning and tells herself she wants to start her day with a cup of tea, when all along she secretly knows she wants to start her day on the bowl.

Donald, on the other hand, doesn't generally lie, at least it seems that he is reasonably truthful, and that is exactly why he's so outrageous. He starts his day and right at the get-go he knows he needs to pee. He doesn't lie to himself--he just does what he needs to do and says what he wants to say. He has no filter between his brain and his tongue. 

A leaked video (imagine that) from 2005 shows Donald using the "F-bomb" and other lewd language as he discusses women with Billy Bush, causing Jeb Bush to admonish Trump from a distance as he discussed his granddaughters and how disrespectful Donald is to women.

"As the grandfather of two precious girls, I find that no apology can excuse away Donald Trump's reprehensible comments degrading women," Jeb said.

Hillary, of course, also chimed in: "This is horrific. We cannot allow this man to become president," but the former Worst Lady didn't offer a reasonable alternative.

Even Republicans were taken aback by Trump's comments. Reince Priebus, the chairman of the RNC said, "No woman should ever be described in these terms or talked about in this manner. Ever."

Trump bragged about groping and kissing women to "Access Hollywood" host Billy Bush, also using a vulgar anatomical term and talked about attempting to have sex with an unidentified married woman.

"I moved on her and I failed," Trump admitted. "I'll admit it . . . she was married . . . and I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping," he said, knowing how a nice chaise lounge might get a woman's blood flowing. "She wanted to get some furniture. I said, 'I'll show you where they have some nice furniture.'" He may have been referring to a Lay-Z-Boy Furniture, as they have nice furniture, but probably not.

"I've gotta use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her," Trump says in the video once he spots the actress Arianne Zucker on the soap opera set where Trump was to appear. "You know, I'm automatically attracted to beautiful--I start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait."

"And when you're a star, they let you do it," he bragged. "You can do anything."

After the video was made public, Donald did what Donald doesn't do--he apologized . . . sort of. He said, "This was locker room banter, a private conversation that took place many years ago," indicating that because it was private, this was how he really thought of women. He didn't need to censor his words because he didn't know they would one day go public.

But then he went after someone who is not running for president--Bill Clinton. 

"Bill Clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course--not even close. I apologize if anyone was offended."

Lucky for Donald that nobody was offended . . . except for his running mate, Mike Pence who said he was "beside himself." I never understood how you could be 'beside yourself' unless your a fan of particle theory where a particle can be at two places at the same time.

Senator Tim Kaine and Democrat Vice Presidential candidate tweeted "This kind of behavior is disgusting. It makes me sick to my stomach," whereupon he suffered a bout of projectile vomiting that shot across the room and hit Bryan Pagliano in the face just as he was about to test Mr. Kaine's new server.

The question now is whether this was the kill shot that will elect the first felon for president of the United States.

House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) said in a statement that he was "sickened by what I heard today. Women are to be championed and revered, not objectified." He also disinvited Trump from a Wisconsin event he was supposed to attend and later said that his running mate, Mike Pence, would attend the event in Trump's place while Trump would remain in New York to prepare for Sunday's debate, which he has to win "yoooooge."

Billy Bush, in his own statement said he was "embarrassed and ashamed," but you'd never know it listening to the video. "It's no excuse, but this happened 11 years ago," Bush said. "I was younger, less mature and acted foolishly in playing along. I'm very sorry."

Then he added: "It's all Trump's fault. It's all Trump's fault." 

In defense of his vulgarity, Trump dismissed questions he was asked. He told a Nevada TV station that "a lot of that was done for the purpose of entertainment," adding, "And I can tell you this, there's nobody--nobody--that has more respect for women than I do."

Especially their legs and breasts.

Listen, I am still going to vote for Trump because I actually trust him more than that empty pantsuit liar. I don't think Trump is the best person for POTUS but he's certainly hands-down better than Clinton.

I just wish he would stop saying sexist and stupid stuff, and maybe once in a while, use a polysyllabic or two.







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Makeshift lab on K Street and HIllary's emails

"It's alive! It's alive!" You can almost hear IT specialist  Bryan Pagliano screaming that from the confines of the K Street office where he went to all ends of the earth to create a Hillary Clinton computer.

Documents were released Friday evening indicating that Pagliano worked to design and build the illegal server that was once used as part of her campaign headquarters. The Fifth Amendment wonder also used computer parts from Hillary's failed 2008 presidential bid--he was an IT specialist for her then as well.

Information on Clinton's server was made clear based on witness interviews known as 302s. The information within them was highly redacted by the FBI but include details Pagliano revealed in an interview on June 24th with the bureau.

Pagliano said that Clinton Foundation aide Justin Cooper asked him to build the server "in the fall of 2008" and the work was completed in early 2009.

Once completed in a makeshift lab on K Street, Pagliano said he "rented a minivan and drove to Chappaqua, New York to install the email server in the Clinton residence.

Both Pagliano and Cooper were interviewed separately by Comey's comrades five times while Clinton was the impotent secretary of state.

Pagliano's first interview was on December 22, 2015 and again on June 21, 2016. Cooper was interviewed once in 2015 and twice in 2016. He also appeared before Congress. 

Pagliano and four others received limited immunity, but he took the Fifth and refused to testify before Congress. He told the FBI that "he could not recall any existing computer systems at the Chappaqua residence other than the Apple server described previously by the FBI."

Although he joined Clinton in the State Department as an IT employee, he continued to work on her home brew illegal server. He insisted, however, that he "believed the email server he was building would be used for private email exchange with Bill Clinton aides."

Why the FBI granted immunity to all five involved with the email scandal and the server is beyond comprehension. It's like a game of tag where nobody is "It," as someone whose name I can't recall, described it.




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Hillary speak with forked tongue on private server

Hillary Clinton never told a lie . . . that she didn't like, or that wasn't politically expedient for her. Regarding the email scandal, she has changed her story as often as a mother changes her infant's diaper. 

In fact, there's a disturbing similarity in that analogy.

Now her email infamy claim about her personal server claiming that "everybody's doing it" doesn't wash with the State Department's former Inspector General, Howard Krongard. In fact, he said that had he been IG at the time, he would have started an investigation. 

Krongard also said that Condoleezza Rice did not use a personal server for government business, but Clinton did.

"Certainly to my knowledge at least, Secretary [Condoleezza] Rice did not have a personal server. I certainly never either sent an email to one or received an email from one," Krongard said. 

He continued, "I would have been stunned had I been asked to send an email to her at a personal server, private address. I would have declined to do so on security grounds and if she had sent one to me, I probably would have started an investigation.


John Hickenlooper  (Duh-Colo.) believes the only reason Hillary is being attacked over the personal email server is because she's a woman (and the reason she's giving the economy job to Bill--girls aren't good at math) proving once again that Democrats are stupid.

If women want to be treated as men, and men running for President are closely scrutinized, then Hillary needs to be closely scrutinized. 

Double-Duh.

The only reason Clinton used a personal server was to avoid Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) requests. There is no question that Hillary Clinton was in violation of Federal law.


There is a big question as to whether she will be indicted .  .  .  can you indict a monarch?


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Lois Lerner: "I look like crap"

Conservatives are "evil and dishonest,"  even "hateful," says the woman's emails who led the IRS in a frontal assault on conservative nonprofit organizations. She plead the Fifth Amendment after she testified of her innocence about her illegal involvement in the IRS scandal, and somehow got away with not testifying any further.

The newly released emails show us just who this woman with the 1967 hairdo and flat affect really is. Calling Republicans "evil and dishonest" while trying to put the screws to conservative nonprofits is doing God's work, in her dead eyes, I imagine.

The emails were part of a bipartisan report released by the Senate Finance Committee on August 6th. It shows Lerner "up close and personal" to use ABC's sportscaster, Jim McKay's oft used words.

The report found evidence that the Obama administration's political agenda and Lerner's personal politics impacted on how she did her job, as well as other employees with the same political bent, doing theirs, says Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT) chairman of the Finance Committee.

The one issue Lerner was "right on the money" about was her statement regarding how the press handled the story. "I looked like crap," she said. "I don't look like that anymore, but it serves their purposes of hate mongering to continue to use those images."

She should have stopped writing after the first sentence. She will always have dead eyes and flat affect. She will always look like crap to those organizations of which she acted like crap to destroy.

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IRS Boneheads Get Bonuses

The IRS is paying out bonuses to boneheads. The workers who are in charge of collecting our taxes believe they don't need to pay their own taxes. About 1100 employees are guilty of this, and so far, nothing is being done to stop them. There are other miscreants who have gotten lousy work reviews, and have poor attitudes, but they're getting paid off too. They may not even be barred from going to one of the famous conferences the IRS is famous for.

It seems like our government whose job it is to keep themselves honest, has as much clout as the king of the US, Barack Hussein Obama. And of course, they seem to have about the same honesty as the boneheads of whom I speak.

Who in our government is responsible for monitoring this nonsense? Why are we allowing this total disregard of the policies, the same policies these cretins are supposed to enforce, to have no repercussions?

Perhaps it's time for all of us to reconsider who we have voted into office. Perhaps it's time to clean house and vote these career politicians out. Maybe it isn't the tea party folks who are the real terrorists, like Harry Weed so likes to claim.

Maybe part of the solution is to have term limits in both the House and Senate so that career politicians like Reid and Pelosi, as well as some in the GOP, will need to find real jobs.

In any case, I want to be removed from their mailing list and have them removed from their jobs, sans bonus.

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The Obama Cluster Fudge

Say what you want about Barack Hussein Obama, but you have to admit, he can say nothing better than anyone else. He didn't hear about the AP scandal until he heard it on the news. No clue had he about the IRS scandal. Benghazi? Well, that was really unfortunate, wasn't it? 

Weiner Therapy

Weiner calls them “electronic relationships” and said, “I take full responsibility for my actions.” This came out when Megan Broussard, a 26 year old single mother, was about to spill the beans to ABC about her “electronic relationship” with Weiner. He later admitted that she was one of the women in his “electronic stable” with whom he corresponded with via sextexting. Weiner, whose grand plan was to become Mayor of New York City, has now got to change his plans and based upon the evidence revealed in this story, has now decided to make a run at President of the United States of America. This comes as no surprise based upon the history of the Democratic Party and their ongoing sexcapades. I refer you to: 

John Edwards, Jim McGreevey, Eliot Spitzer, Neil Goldschmidt, Gary Condit, Mel Reynolds, Roosevelt Dobbins, Anthony Villaraigosa, Paul Morrison, Kavame Kilpatrick, Marc Dann, and who can forget the beloved hero of Camelot, JFK, which is not to slight his brother Teddy.

In an apology to President Bill “I-Did-Not-Have-Sex-With-That-Woman” Clinton, the former president responded with, “I told you not to get caught, and if you did, then admit it, but don’t call it sex, and sure as hell don’t refer to any of the bitches by name.” Sage advice from an expert.

Don't worry, eventually they die

 

Now Weiner is off to rehab where he will, through the miracles of talking therapy, learn how to satisfy his prurient urges with only one woman. One can only wonder if that woman is going to be Huma, his wife of the Muslim persuasion. Weiner, you may have guessed, is Jewish and when a Jew and a Muslim get together after a marital transgression like the electronic one Weiner pulled, well, one can only imagine the fireworks that will follow. 

The Gaza Strip won’t have anything on them, that’s for sure.

I Lied, So Sue Me

I promised myself and my readers that I would not talk about Anthony Weiner, nee Putz, after my last blog about his sextextcapades two days ago. But with all that is happening with the Weiner, his family, his constituents, and the Democratic party, I simply had to get back into the fray. It's an extremely interesting situation, especially if you're the kind of person who, like me, is amazed at the elasticity of the ego and the sicker side of politics.  

A Match Made in Washington

Weiner, like many politicians and virtually all liberals, believes that because he is on the side of truth, justice, and the American way, he can do anything he wants because he has earned it through his heroic efforts at making our country great. What's even more incredible than his claims is the recent pole (no, not his) taken among his constituents whereby 56% of them still support him in spite of his professional and marital misconduct-- he'd been tweeting and texting various young women online, and photographing himself and sending rather explicit shots to women. What I believe this shows the American people is that 56% in his district who support weiner are immoral & have bad judgment, while the others just have bad judgment.  In addition, it was also learned that his wife, Huma Abedin, is pregnant with their first child, a child the couple created using the same technique that Mr. Weiner suggested he try out with at least one of the female internet acquaintances. 

Weiner Needing a "Time Out"

Through all of this difficulty with the liberal media and his fellow Democrats throwing him under the bus, and all the Twitterers twittering about the twit called Weiner, the senator remained strong to his committment and pledge he made to himself. He loudly and forcefully proclaimed that he will not resign. If he did, his resignation would further inflate the nation's already high unemployment numbers and, as a great American and a person who isn't very good at doing anything else, he was planning on staying in Washington a very long time.

They couldn't believe they got caught

Sometimes wonderful things come out of bad situations and the messy Weiner case is no exception. Huma, his beautiful and adoring big with seed wife of several months, is standing by her man. If you were surprised to learn that a Muslim woman married a Jewish man, well, stand in line and take a number. But if you're even more surprised to learn that a certain, shall we say, imam, counciled Mrs. Weiner to stay with her man, well you're just as surprised as me, but that is exactly what happened. Imagine that, an imam, a man of Islam, the one religion that looks at Jews as the scourge of the earth, and he is telling Huma to hang in there and support her husband. Now what reason could there be for that? I suppose a conspiracy theorist might claim that the imam wants Huma to stay close to Capitol Hill where the seats of power render policy and law. Perhaps she can eventually have political power of her own and render Sharia policy. That's a nice conspiracy theory. The really scary part is that it doesn't sound all that crazy, but let's just wait and see.


Weiner lied, but after he was challenged about that lie, he did what any good liberal does--he lied to cover up his lie. Politicians who lie never think they'll get caught, but they usually do just for that reason. These liars seem to all have the same facial expression. It isn't the shame of being caught, nor is it the humiliation of being found out. It's the anger that they didn't get away with it. A picture is worth a thousand words.

Handing in his resignation would be the most honorable thing for Weiner to do, and by gum, Anthony Weiner would never be accused of that. Never. He plans to go down in flames. I suspect he will.