Showing posts with label Robert De Niro. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Robert De Niro. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 24, 2020

Is Robert De Niro crazy or just a jerk?


The  not-so versatile actor Robert De Niro warns 70+ million Americans that we should be afraid, be very afraid, of what's "gonna happen" when President Trump leaves office. He claims we have a lot to worry about and predicted that some of us will "have the gall to try and crawl back." He didn't specify where.

De Niro, whose main acting skill is playing a tough guy on screen, said last December that he wanted to see Trump "confronted and humiliated" in public, presumable by someone other than him. More disgustingly, the yesteryear actor said that he wanted to witness a "bag of s**t" hit Trump in the face, presumably thrown by someone other than himself.

One has to wonder if the guy actually dreams this stuff up, but one thing is certain, these thoughts do not come from a normal individual.

During an appearance Friday on the ABC braintrust show "The View," De Niro was asked by another Trump-hater, Ana Navarro, asked "Bob," if anyone will be able to convince Trump to concede the election to Joe Biden. She also asked, "Why are so many Republicans still kissing the ring among other things?"

"I'm — I don't know what — what logic they're using except they're just afraid," De Niro brilliantly replied. "They should be afraid of what's gonna happen later when he's not around, and they're gonna try and crawl back, the ones that would have the gall to try and crawl back. It's gonna be — it's going to be interesting to see."

De Niro ironically added that Trump is such a "sham" and a "bully" who will "go anywhere" to give himself an advantage.

"He'll pardon himself," the angry septuagenarian said. "He'll pardon everyone around him, who he can, who's gonna be possibly prosecuted and/or convicted, and then some." He added that if Trump were reelected, it would mean "the end of this country, period. I'm not being over-dramatic," he said over-dramatically. 

If Trump were reelected, it would mean continued good relations with Israel. Fewer military deaths now that troops have been returned home. The ability to say "Merry Christmas" without being canceled. Lower taxes for the lower and middle class. Iran being kept at bay by our sanctions and the new alliances with Middle East nations that have also now recognize Israel's right to exist. A military and navy that maintains its strength. A return to a great economy with fewer ridiculous regulations. A border wall that helps reduce illegal immigration into the country by people who believe they have the right to our taxpayer-funded programs.

And more.

De Niro also threatened Trump's "base" saying they will discover how his behavior "trickles down to them." 

So if you support[ed] your president, De Niro wants to punish you. 

What a crazy jerk.


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Sunday, December 22, 2019

Jealous De Niro thinks POTUS deserves to have feces thrown in his face

Robert De Niro is obviously jealous of President Trump. After all, De Niro will never have such power as a president of the most powerful nation on Earth, and while Trump is an actual President, De Niro can only pretend to be other people. He pretends to be a tough guy but it's only a role in a movie.

Maybe if he could play the role as the President, he wouldn't be so chronically angry and so disgusting in his remarks aimed at Trump. The things he says about Trump are not only witless, they're juvenile and it's clear that Trump has a special place inside the actor's head that he cannot shake free. It would be laughable if it weren't so pathetic.

“I’d like to see a bag of s**t right in his face,” the genius said Friday during an appearance on the Rumble podcast of leftist documentary filmmaker Michael Moore, another angry, morbidly obese Trump-hater whose last good idea was to forego the second Whopper.    

“Hit him right in the face like that and let the picture go all over the world,” De Niro said, like the sophomoric doofus he is, trying to be edgy. [He's about as edgy as water.]

At the 2018 self-aggrandizing Tony Awards, De Niro said a bad word several times. Yes, he dropped a myriad of "F-bombs" and showed the world just how brilliant and classy he is:  “I’m gonna say one thing: “F**k Trump. It’s no longer ‘Down with Trump,’ it’s ‘F**k Trump!’” 

For the left, the "F-bomb" is like fish to trained seals, earning De Niro a standing ovation and raucous applause. Wow, does it get any edgier than that?

De Niro also believes in some weird conspiracy theories.

In November De Niro told the Daily Beast that President Trump will “likely start a war” in order to stay in the White House for 12 years. He offered no explanation as to how he came to that conclusion, but then again, he never offers any serious reasoning for the things he says against Trump.

“I’m worried because if he gets re-elected, it’s gonna be very, very bad—very bad on a lot of levels. We already have a lot of reparations, if you will—repairs—to do to the damage that he’s already done, and he has to be gotten out,” De Niro told The Beast. “He’s going to be history at one point, though he’d love to be president for life. He jokes about it. I think that if he became president for a second term he’d try to have a third term, and let smarter people manipulate it into getting us into some kind of altercation: a war.”

Robert De Niro is not only a professional liar, he's also a mindreader.

It's obvious as to why he's so fixated on scatological references when considering the chronic costive expression on his face.


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Monday, November 25, 2019

Make believe tough guy claims Mayor Pete has "Best shot" to oust "Piece of sh** Trump" in 2020

In spite of the fact that black people don't support him because he's gay and is married to a dude; in spite of the fact that his claim to fame is that he's mayor of a relatively small town and only received 11 thousand votes; in spite of the fact that many in his hometown think he's doing a crappy job; and in spite of the fact that he pretends to be a moderate but spouts far left policy ideas, the actor Robert De Niro believes Pete Buttigieg has the "best shot" at beating that "piece of s*** Trump" in the next election.

And De Niro should know because he's an actor and he watches CNN and stuff.

The make believe tough guy spoke with The Daily Beast and said that Buttigieg has “all the credentials” to beat that “piece of s***” Trump in November 2020. The credentials, in total, are mentioned above, but the fact that he served in the military was left out as well as his ability to speak a few languages and convince people that he isn't a flaming socialist, which he apparently is, as well as the idea that he believes that he is a spokesman for all of Christianity, which he is not.

“Buttigieg I like a lot,” De Niro said, using tough guy grammar, with a grimace, a shoulder roll and a pull at his groin. “He’s got all the credentials – Rhodes Scholar, Afghanistan veteran – even though he’s young, and if he could get a chance it could be something special, I think.”

De Niro added that Buttigieg’s LGBTQ+1.5LSMFT identity will most likely bolster minority support for him, but De Niro is oblivious to the reality that black voters and serious Christians do not support him.

“As a gay person, he’s someone who comes from a marginalized community, so people from other ethnic groups can identify with him, even if they’re not gay, because they know what it’s like,” De Niro said. 

Sure, the gays and transvestites are marginalized and victimized in this country now that they have been given the rights to sue people who refuse to go against their religious beliefs to cater to their weddings, or take children away from parents who refuse to go along with their child's belief that he or she is not the gender to which they were born.

The former “Taxi Driver” actor made his ridiculous statement despite the fact that Mayor Pete is polling at 0% among black voters in the key state of South Carolina where the black vote generally determines the primary in the state.

“I think he’s the best for what we need now. I have friends who really like him a lot, as I do,” De Niro continued, showing a photo of Mayor Pete that he removed from his wallet. “With Obama, he had the middle name ‘Hussein’ and a lot of things that people tried to use against him – including Trump with the whole stupid ‘birther’ thing – and he went right through it. It could happen with Buttigieg. And there’s Bloomberg.”

De Niro dismissed both Sens. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) and Bernie Sanders (I-VT) as being “too extreme,” while admitting that he'd still like to "punch Trump in his f***ing face."

Last week, Buttigieg's campaign got caught with their proverbial pants down after reports bubbled up from the bathwater about the horrible rollout of his proposed "Douglass Plan" for "black America." The plan not only claimed fake endorsements from prominent black leaders in the community, but the woman in the featured photo that advertised the plan was from Kenya.
To make matters worse, his motivation for the Douglass Plan rollout likely stems from Buttigieg's insidously shrinking support in the black community due to his firing of South Bend’s first black police chief, and his poor handling of race relations as mayor of the city.

So the genius make believe tough guy, Robert De Niro, seems to know as much about political punditry as Alexandria Obviously-Comatose knows about economics.

Shermichael Singleton at The Hill wrote:
“All the fundraising in the world cannot save the young politician from Indiana, and doing well in a state that more closely resembles Norway than the rest of the United States does not help his case. His trouble with black voters runs deep, and there are two issues that make it clear why an overwhelming majority of them will not support his bid for president. 
“Attempting to deceive black voters like he did in South Carolina is an intellectual insult to African Americans and marks another reason why black voters will likely remain apprehensive of Buttigieg. For many black voters, the calculation is simple. If Buttigieg is poorly equipped to deal with matters of race in a place as small as South Bend, then he certainly is not capable of dealing with them across the entire United States.”
Can I get an 'Amen'?


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Sunday, November 10, 2019

Make believe tough guy says Trump wouldn't make it as a tough guy

An actor is a person who pretends to be someone who they are not. Robert De Niro is an actor who often plays the part of a tough gangster, but he isn't a gangster, he is a pretender for profit.

The 76-year-old actor apparently has gotten so deep into his typical gangster roles, he seems to have forgotten that he's just an old actor with a deep hatred for President Trump, and appears to believe that he's a badass Mafioso.

In an appearance on MSNBC on Saturday, De Niro bashed Trump by saying that he didn't think the president could measure up as a real underworld tough guy. Evidently, De Niro thinks being a lawless scumwafer [like he pretends to be in his movies], is a good thing, which may account for his vile language he often uses to verbally attack the president.

“I think in the real gangster world, he wouldn't last long. He lasts long in his own little real estate world, where he's the boss because he's the boss and he inherited all that money and he's a fool. In the real world, he wouldn't last long. That's my feeling.”

De Niro, who knows a thing or two about faking who he is,  also slammed Trump as a “fake president” who needed to be “held accountable” through the House Democrats’ impeachment inquiry. De Niro probably didn't mean to disrespect almost half the nation who voted him into office, but perhaps he did.

"If we don't go through this impeachment inquiry," he pontificated, "we're letting him get away with something,"  He has done something wrong, he has to pay for that. He has to be held accountable,” he said, assuming Trump is presumed guilty and must prove his innocence.

The actor then pretended to be a psychologist and claimed that there is a psychological reason why Trump uses terms such as “fake news.” Clearly the actor doesn't understand that Trump says a lot of "stuff" right off the top of his head and is giving him too much credit.

“He calls everything else fake because he knows he's fake,” De Niro said, playing the role of mind reader.

De Niro went off on Trump in September, dropping the F-bomb on the show whose title is an oxymoron: "Reliable Sources," with Brian Stelter. When the bald-headed stooge asked the one-note actor about the Fox News pundits who support the President, the actor went into a fake rage: "F*** 'em . . . f*** 'em," he swore.

A CNN insider later questioned the decision to book the potty mouth De Niro, describing him as having “zero discernible news value.”

“What is his credential, other than deeply hating the president?” the CNN source told Fox News. “What did our viewers gain from his vulgarity?”

What they gained, hopefully, is some insight into the notion that the new way of trying to remain relevant is to be vulgar and bash the President.

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Thursday, May 30, 2019

POTUS plans a tariff on Mexico to encourage their help with stopping illegal aliens

President Trump announced on Thursday that he plans to place a tariff on all Mexican goods until they help us with the illegal immigration crisis by curbing the flow of illegals coming here.

In a series of tweets, [naturally] the president revealed the “big league” [not bigly] announcement on immigration that he teased about Thursday morning:
“On June 10th, the United States will impose a 5% Tariff on all goods coming into our Country from Mexico, until such time as illegal migrants coming through Mexico, and into our Country, STOP. The Tariff will gradually increase util the Illegal Immigration problem is remedied, at which time Tariffs will be removed. Details from the White House to follow.”
Not once in the above tweet, and to his credit, did President Trump resort to a loud, perhaps misused, exclamation mark.

The White House followed up the president’s tweets with an official presidential statement announcing the decision and they too did not resort to the often overused exclamation mark.

“Should Mexico choose not to cooperate on reducing unlawful migration, the sustained imposition of Tariffs will produce a massive return of jobs back to American cities and towns,” the president stated, arguing that Mexico has passively allowed a mass influx of illegal immigrants continue to the U.S., despite their ability to stop them.

The President is invoking executive authority under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act to impose the tariffs. This follows the national emergency declaration he made in February to help gather funding for the southern border wall.

Trump has previously accused Mexico of failing to properly enforce immigration laws. This created some of the highest levels of illegal immigration to the U.S. in a decade as the Democrats have tried to tie his hands to prevent the building of a wall, their refusal to provide funds for more accommodations for those who enter the United States, and increasing the border security force.

This year, he has started returning asylum-seekers back to Mexico to wait there while their cases are adjudicated, which has become known as the “Remain in Mexico” policy.

If Mexico fails to adequately curb illegal immigration according to the president’s judgment, the 5% tariff will be increased by five percentage points each month, hitting a maximum of 25% in October. Then he plans to nuke Mexico City if they continue to refuse to comply. 

Just kidding.

“If Mexico fails to act, Tariffs will remain at the high level, and companies located in Mexico may start moving back to the United States to make their products and goods. Companies that relocate to the United States will not pay the Tariffs or be affected in any way,” Trump said. This will, of course, significantly raise the prices of goods and will unintentionally hurt the American consumer. But hopefully it will be a temporary measure.

Acting Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Kevin McAleenan told reporters in a briefing call Thursday evening that the administration believes there are tangible things Mexico can do to help deter migrants, but waterboarding them is not an option.

McAleenan pointed out three specific points: boosting operational border security on Mexico’s border with Guatemala, attacking transnational smuggling operations, and working with the U.S. on asylum laws.

Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney [aka Michael Mulvaney] revealed on the call that congressional Republicans were briefed on the plan before it was announced and were largely supportive except for the usual suspects.

Mulvaney also downplayed the idea that placing a universal tariff on Mexico could threaten the president’s negotiated trade deal with Mexico and Canada, calling the immigration-based tariff “separate” from the USMCA.

We shall see what happens at this point, but Robert Mueller was still unavailable for comment but Robert De Niro was and said that he "still would like to punch Trump in the f***ing mouth."

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Friday, April 12, 2019

Actor De Niro threatens Republicans 'We're not gonna forget you supported Trump'

Make believe tough guy Robert De Niro in an interview with Hollywood Reporter in Studio, made believe he was threatening Trump supporters. De Niro whose acting career is now in its twilight days, said of those who support the President, "We're not gonna forget."

Then he made his signature tough guy grimace and warned that if the Mueller probe didn't give his fellow leftists what they wanted, "There's gonna be a lot of mass demonstrations, a lot of protests," evidently meaning that 'someone's going to get hurt.'

The segment of the interview regarding Trump began with the interviewer asking De Niro about his performance as Special Counsel Robert Mueller on “Saturday Night Live.”

De Niro puffed up and said, "I consider it my civic duty to do that part — just to be there because he doesn't say much, but he doesn’t have to. It's that simple. I might even be happier the day that Mueller puts him in handcuffs, takes him in an orange jumpsuit and puts him away for a long time."

Along with Michael Avenatti, Greg Craig, Hillary Clinton and James Comey.

Democrats are now shaking in their Ferragamo shoes after Barr said that the DOJ is investigating further because of spying that clearly has taken place. They're trying to make a word game out of "spying" but covert surveillance, no matter how you cut it or slice it, is spying. It can be perfectly justified, as Barr explained, or it can be illegal, and the Democrats are soiling themselves over that possibility.

Then De Niro spoke as if he was privy to the findings of the Mueller investigation himself:
"But I think there's going to be a lot of mass demonstrations, a lot of protests if this is not resolved. We have to know what went on. We have to know. The handwriting's on the wall. These people are all crooks; they’re doing it before our very eyes. Trump obstructed justice all the time, first by firing Comey and all the other things and saying it on NBC with Lester Holt, I mean, what are we taking about? It’s right before our eyes. Justice has to be served.”
Of De Niro, The Daily Wire wrote:
As noted by The Daily Wire last June, at the Tony Awards, De Niro displayed his erudite knowledge of politics, utter command of the most sophisticated verbiage from his personal lexicon and well-deserved reputation as a man of class and gentility by marching on stage to applause, then leaning into the microphone and bellowing, “I’m gonna say one thing: “F*** Trump.” As the crowd screamed its approval and rose to their feet to give him a standing ovation, De Niro called out, “It’s no longer ‘Down with Trump,” it’s “F*** Trump!”
De Niro is just one hell of a classy old, woke, white cis male. Perhaps he just needs a "time out."

Meanwhile, Republicans throughout the land are worried that De Niro is going to rain revenge down on them and maybe bust 'em up with a baddahbah-baddahbing upside the head.


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Monday, June 11, 2018

De Niro admits he wants to have sex with President Trump

"I love that guy"
Robert De Niro apparently needs to do whatever he can to remain relevant. Now he wants the country to sleep with President Trump.

He spoke at the Tony Awards, an event that tells actors just how wonderful they are. De Niro said that the country should have sex with Trump:
"I'm gonna say one thing: 'F**k Trump. It's no longer down with Trump,' it's f**k Trump.'"
It is truly wonderful how a man who was once so filled with hate for another man could change his mind and even his sexual preference and tell the American entertainment industry to have sex with the president. He evidently realizes how he was mistaken when he first said he wanted to "punch Trump in the nose."

Now De Niro wants to f**k him and have the rest of America follow suit. The crowd cheered and gave Bobby a standing orgasm.

Why did De Niro have such a change of heart and sexual preference? Perhaps it's the North Korean talks, perhaps not. Maybe it's the economy--something that has little effect on the audience of millionaires--but it's obvious that even De Niro and his liberal friends want what's best for the country: to see the President of the United States succeed and help bring about a denuclearized Korean peninsula.

In any case, the actor [which is a person who pretends to be someone he or she is not] was presenting an award to Bruce Springsteen [everyone gets a trophy] when he added to his praise for Trump:
"Bruce, you can rock the house like nobody else and even more importantly in these perilous times, you rock the vote, always fighting for, in your own words, truth, transparency and integrity in government. Boy, do we need that now."
Hopefully everyone will take De Niro's advice and vote for Trump in 2020, but I think having sex with everyone in the country is too much, even for Trump.


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Saturday, January 13, 2018

Chelsea Manning files to run for Senate--seriously

Raising his hands to smell his fingers
Chelsea Manning, a transgender woman (that means she's a man) and former Army intelligence analyst who was convicted of giving away over 700,000 classified documents to WikiLeaks, has filed to run for the U.S. Senate for the state of Maryland.

If he wins, he will be the first Senator with a penis to call himself a woman, and the first senator convicted of a treasonous act who served only 7 years in prison on a 35-year sentence. 

Obama commuted his sentence because he too thinks America deserved what Manning did.

Manning, a flaming Democrat, will run for the seat of Democratic Sen. Ben Cardin. He should fit right in with the Democratic Party based on the heroism they attribute to being a transgender person and exposing nasty information about the USA to the public.

Manning, like Robert De Niro and many on the left, likes colorful language. He tweeted out the message "f**k the police" on Law Enforcement Appreciation Day along with the hashtag #DisarmThePolice.

Manning is opposed to law enforcement just as he's opposed to law and order. To prove his improper use of the word "literally," the grammatically challenged transgender person referred to Immigration and Customs Enforcement as "literally the new gestapo."

Manning is literally a stupid man who possibly hopes to have his penis removed some day and have the taxpayers foot the bill.

He would make a great Democratic senator . . . as Democratic senators go.


Friday, January 12, 2018

Senator Durbin says a 'bad word' all the time

It's no accident that the media keeps using the word" sh**hole" to indict  the President for using it in a closed door meeting. They never used the "F" word when former Vice President Joe Biden used it and never reported on Chelsea Handler's vulgarity and homophobic rant against Sen. Lindsay Graham (R-SC).

It's only when a Republican says something improper that you get morons like CNN's Jim Acosta, to repeat the sh**hole word 15 times without bleeping it.

But what about Sen. Richard Durbin (D-IL)?


Not only has Durbin accused President Trump of saying the word "sh**hole," he has been known to throw around the penis sobriquet "d**k" like it was going out of style.

What about Robert DeNiro? Is it okay for any American to speak in such vulgar terms about the office of the president?

DeNiro is a s***head.



Sunday, June 4, 2017

Frick defends Frack

"Aay, no sweat, Katty. I got yer back," Alec Baldwin said.

The actor, 59, whose age and IQ are a mere 6 points apart (guess which one is lower) obviously hates President Trump and would like very much to see Robert De Niro punch Trump "right in the nose."

Baldwin played President Trump last season on "Saturday Night Live," and in true Trump fashion, took to Twitter Friday to tweet sweet words of support to Kathy Griffin.

Griffin, you may recall, had a somewhat controversial photo shoot in which she stoically held a likeness of President Trump's severed, bloody head, ISIS-style.

"Kathy . . . baby . . . I've been there," he wrote, referencing how in 1998 he joked about then-Representative Henry Hyde on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien."

"The whole Henry Hyde thing w Conan, where we bring out an oxygen mask at the end? A joke," he wrote. "That's what I thought. That's what we intended. No one walked out of the studio and said, 'No, we're serious!' No one. But all your gutless, weasels in the GOP insisted I actually threatened Hyde. They played the victim beautifully."

"Kathy . . . f**k them. F**k  them all. No 1 believes u meant 2 threaten Trump. Trump is such a senile idiot, all he has is Twitter fights," he said, possibly referring to the idea that he isn't afraid to fight women on the streets of New York as his history shows. "Ignore him. Like all the leaders of the other countries in the world. Ignore him."

Jim Carrey said on ET Wednesday that comedians are the "last line of defense" against Trump.




Thursday, March 2, 2017

The celebrity presidential debate for 2020

Former talk show host and entrepreneur Oprah Winfrey told the audience at a Bloomberg TV show that Donald Trump has inspired her to run for the presidency. 

Although she's aware that she lacks the necessary experience to run this country, she figures why not give it a shot. If Trump can run the nation, maybe she could too. And because she is known for giving stuff away on her former shows, leftists will love her.

"Oh gee, I don't have the experience," the entertainer said. "I don't know enough. And now I'm thinking, 'Oh? Oh!"

Nobody knows how serious Oprah is regarding the presidency, but the Democrats are definitely looking toward the 2020 Presidential election and the candidates they're seriously thinking about are in the worlds of sports and entertainment.

So here we have Oprah going up against Kanye West, Meryl Streep and Robert DeNiro for the Democratic Party nomination. 

There aren't as many sports figures who are interested in running on the Democratic ticket because sports is too similar to conservative ideals which require hard work and is entirely merit-based.

Imagine the start of the debate. Chris Matthews is the moderator and is currently suffering from restless leg syndrome. 

Matthews: I can't believe four years have passed since Donald Trump became our dictator. The first question is to Kanye. 
Mr. West, in your view, what do you see as our biggest threat over the last four years?

West: Thanks for the question, mutha******. It's the lack of available b*****s, man. There was a time when a dude could score just by walking into a bar, now you gotta show them you gotta job. Know what I'm sayin'?

Matthews: I hear you, man. Oprah, same question, go.

Winfrey: The biggest problem, Chris, is obvious. It's obesity and the lack of free cars to this audience watching this debate. So I'm giving each and every one of you A FREE CAR!

(Applause.)

Matthews: Meryl . . . what do you think?

Streep: I think Karl Lagerfeld still owes me an apology and that Donald Trump has no business being president of this great country. His instinct to humiliate by someone in the public platform, by someone powerful, it filters down into everybody's life, because it kinda gives permission for other people to do the same thing. Disrespect invites disrespect, violence incites violence. And when the powerful use their position to bully others, we all lose.

Matthews: Those words are very familiar, Meryl. Where did I hear them before?

Streep: I stated something similar to that in the 2017 Golden Globes, of which I won 30, and I stand by those words today. Vote for me--I'm a winner. I won 3 Academy Awards and have been nominated 17 additional times. I'm a winner and I will make America the greatest again.

Matthews: And what about you, Robert? What do you think of the job that President Trump is doing after almost four years as president?


De Niro: Trump is totally nuts. God help us . . . he talks how he'd like to punch people in the face? Well, I still like to punch him in the face. Yeah.

Matthews: So you're saying you don't think he's doing a good job even though the Dow is above 25 thousand?

De Niro: No. He's doing a lousy job. I can't even get a good Mexican gardener to trim my f***ing hedges now that he built that f*****g wall and hired all those border agents.

West: I say we bust a cap in the muth******!

(Audience goes wild with cheers.)

And Oprah wins the debate because of the free stuff.


Wednesday, November 23, 2016

De Niro has a softer, more gentle side

Robert De Niro is a frightened punk, dog, pig, con, bulls*** artist, a mutt who doesn't know what he's talking about and who verbally attacked President-elect Donald Trump in October before Trump won the election. 

Now De Niro's comments have softened knowing that Trump will be our 45th US president and Hillary Clinton will be let out to pasture over yonder hill. 

"I would only say that we're all hoping, waiting and hoping, that he will lead the country in a way that'll benefit everyone and benefit our neighbors around the world," the actor told ITK. "We're waiting and hoping, and we'll see," he added sagely.

Everyone in the Trump and De Niro camps were hoping the two would come to blows but it looks like it's going to be peaceful as the "Raging Bull" actor fully lived up to the latter part of the title, calling the October video rant "more symbolic."

Yes, as symbolic as a James Joyce novel. 

Like the many liberals who lied when they promised to move out of the country if Trump got elected, De Niro has joined their shameful company.

I'd like to see Trump punch him in the face, or at least have one of his Secret Service agents do it for him now that he's won.


Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Obama vows to fight Trump after Robert De Niro is a no-show

President Obama hiked up his mom jeans, grabbed his crotch and rolled his shoulders as he got all "fired up" at President-elect Donald Trump. Both men are reality TV stars, but Trump has promised to roll back Obama's multitudinous regulatory policies. 

The man who Trump said was born in Kenya predicted a long fight after he's out of office and majority Republicans take control next year.

Trump has promised to repeal and replace ObamaCare and cancel "every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama."

If "The Donald" does what he promises, he will have effectively eradicated everything President Obama has done to drive the country into a ditch on the left side of the road.

Trump pledged to vastly increase oil and gas drilling on federal lands and open up offshore drilling in the Atlantic and other places where it's blocked. 

He also wants to repeal the Clean Power Plan, the effort to limit carbon pollution from coal-fired power plants, that has Obama's signature on it and is his strategy for fighting God's plan of global warming or maybe not warming all that much, but so what? 

Currently, the CPP is on hold awaiting a court ruling.

While it's almost a given that Trump will try to repeal or dramatically change ObamaCare, and will have the backing of a Republican-controlled Congress, Obama warned in a conference call with Democrats that it is "not as easy" as some say.

Perhaps Trump's phone battery needs to be charged and his pen is out of ink.

Meanwhile, there are a lot of people who have promised to leave the country if Trump won and they're still here. And Robert De Niro hasn't been heard from since Hillary conceded.



Saturday, October 8, 2016

De Niro wants to punch Trump in the face

"This is not a small hand, if you get my drift"
Actor Robert De Niro, in perhaps one of his finest roles, said of Donald Trump on Megyn Kelly's Kelly File, that he'd "like to punch him in the face." 

Fox Viewers gave De Niro a round of applause knowing that he only pretends to be a tough guy in his movie roles and only pretends to be appalled by what Trump said of women 11 years ago. But his acting abilities were so convincing that many believed he was being sincere.

De Niro's anti-Trump statements were so emphatic that Kelly's producers figured that it couldn't be part of the campaign. It was given to the Kelly File for airing and publicists for the production firm released it to the media.

In the video, De Niro really goes after the Donald, calling him "blatantly stupid," a "bull***t artist" and a "punk." The video was filmed before Friday, when Trump's lewd video was released.

Other celebrities have openly endorsed Hillary Clinton but the more intelligent ones, such as James Woods, have refused to endorse Clinton due to her incompetence in Benghazi, her use of an illegal server for her convenience that compromised national security, the Clinton Foundation and the covert way it operates, her Wall Street speeches, her hypocritical acceptance of money from misogynistic countries such as Saudi Arabia, the White Water scandal and her attacking the women who her husband sexually assaulted and/or abused. 

This was not a complete list.


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