Kathy Griffin pitifully seeks relevance with anti-Trump image

ready for Halloween

Well, it looks like Kathy Griffin is back at it, reminding us all why she’s the gift that keeps on giving, if by “gift” you mean a migraine that won’t quit. 

This weekend, the former comedian and self-proclaimed provocateur decided to spice up her TikTok with a little arts-and-crafts project: a video showcasing severed heads of four billionaires, including President Donald Trump. Yes, you read that right. Severed heads. Because nothing screams “edgy comedy” like fake blood dripping from the necks of Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and Trump. 

The video, which I will not show here, ends with Griffin tilting her head, smirking like she just invented irony, and text overhead that reads: “That’s all.” 

Subtle, like Porky Pig subtle, Kathy. The fine folks at Libs of TikTok weren’t exactly popping champagne over this one. They reposted the video and sounded the alarm, writing, “Kathy Griffin apparently posted this video which appears to be decapitated heads including Trump. This should be investigated.@FBI.” 

She really sounds like she's losing it. Perhaps a thorough psych eval would tell us something useful.

I mean, it’s not like depicting the president’s severed head might raise a few red flags or anything. If this feels like déjà vu, it’s because Griffin’s been down this road before. Back in 2017, she thought it would be funny to pose with a mask styled like Trump’s decapitated head, because she's an idiot. 

The backlash was swift, and Griffin ended up issuing a mea culpa after the internet lit her up like a Christmas tree. Her attorney at the time, Lisa Bloom, tried to clean up the mess, saying, “Griffin never imagined that it could be misinterpreted as a threat of violence against Trump. That was never what she intended. She has never threatened or committed an act of violence against anyone.” 

Sure, Lisa, and I never imagined my chocolate bar was actually a laxative, but here we are. 

The fallout was brutal. CNN gave her the boot from their New Year’s Eve gig because nothing says “festive” like a severed-head controversy. And Squatty Potty, a company that sells, uh, toilet stools, decided they didn’t need Griffin’s brand of charm to move product. 

You know you’ve hit rock bottom when the poop-stool people want nothing to do with you--no offense to the poop-stool folks; I'm sure they're decent people.

So, you’d think Griffin might’ve learned her lesson, right? Not one bit. 

Here we are in 2025, and she’s doubling down with this latest stunt. Conservatives, predictably, are losing their minds. One X user summed it up nicely: “How is she still not in jail?” Fair question. Meanwhile, her hypocrite defenders are out here waving the “freedom of expression” flag, because apparently, depicting political violence is just performance art now. 

Newsflash: calls for political violence aren’t protected speech in the U.S., no matter how many TikTok filters you slap on it. Obvioisly, Kathy’s gotta keep the outrage machine humming to stay relevant. But maybe, just maybe, it’s time to retire the severed-head bit. Try juggling, or better still, become a mime. 

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Lemon and Griffin both wish they knew how to quit Trump

Strap in for another wild ride through the fever swamps of the left, where conspiracy theories bloom like dandelions in a neglected yard, where Don Lemon and Kathy Griffin don't know how to quit Trump. It's Brokeback Mountain all over again.

In a recent episode of the eponymous Don Lemon Show, because apparently, that’s still a thing, the former CNN talking head decided to cozy up to Kathy Griffin’s tinfoil hat brigade, nodding along as she spun a yarn about the 2024 election being rigged by those dastardly Republicans.

 
Griffin, never one to shy away from a hot take or a career implosion, declared with all the gravitas of a community theater reject, “I’m Kathy Griffin and I do not think Trump won in a free and fair election. I believe there was tampering. I don’t know. I don’t know if it was the Elon [Musk] connection. I don’t know if it was just a few good old boys in the South who didn’t do, you know, I mean what they accuse us of.” 

She has no personal knowledge, no information, only her feelings and the fake severed head of President Trump, to make such an empty claim.

Lemon, who apparently traded his journalist card for a seat at the conspiracy kiddie table, didn’t push back, showing just the kind of "journalist" he was when he had a job. 

Instead, he leaned in, saying, “You’re not far off. I mean I won’t say that I disagree with you… But I’m an evidence person. I’d like to see the evidence. I think something was off, and especially when someone said, ‘oh, we’ve got this.’ And, you know, how do you know that? How do we know we’ve got this? How do you know, or ‘I don’t need your vote’ or anything like that. It’s a little bit odd.” 

Evidence person? Don, the only evidence here is your willingness to entertain Griffin’s unhinged rants without so much as a raised eyebrow. You always cared more for your agenda than the truth.

Not to be outdone, Griffin doubled down, parroting the same tired line about Trump saying, “This will be the last election. We won’t have any elections after this.” 

Lemon, ever the intellectual heavyweight, chimed in with, “’Vote for me, and you won’t have to vote again anymore.’ And also, you know, as you said, every accusation is a confession.” 

Oh, please, Don. This is the kind of deep thought you’d find scribbled on a napkin at a Starbucks in West Hollywood, when you're not shoving your hands into someone's trousers.

Let’s not forget Griffin’s track record. This is the same woman who thought posing with a fake, bloodied Trump head was a personality trait, landing her in hot water with the Secret Service back in 2017. And now she’s out here channeling Rosie O’Donnell, who back in March was also whining about Trump’s win, saying, “I question why the first time in American history a president has won every swing state and is also best friends and his largest donor was a man who owns and runs the Internet.” Because apparently, winning swing states and knowing Elon Musk is a crime now.

Look, if you’re going to cry “rigged election,” at least bring a shred of proof, or maybe just stick to bad comedy and self-owning photo shoots. The rest of us will be over here, living in reality, where elections happen, people vote, and sometimes your side loses. Deal with it, Katty.

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Comedy News Network screws up New Year's Eve countdown again

"I don't know if I spilled my drink or peed myself"

Another year, another CNN clusterfrack. It seems they can't get anything right, even the countdown to the New Year. Either they're too drunk or too distracted to do what they came to do: take their viewers seriously.

As the clock struck midnight, Don LeMon and his fellow celebrators in New Orleans were dancing and twerking to Juvenile's "Back That Azz Up," in the spirit of "Wet A** Pu**Y" by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion rather than doing their job: celebrating the start of 2023 with toasts, maybe some resolutions, predictions, and kisses.

The professionalism they showed on New Year's is the same they bring every day, which is to say they have their heads up their nether regions when it comes to being professional. The only reason Don LeMon would sing and dance to "Back That Azz Up" is because he needs to remove his head from it.

"CNN has redeemed itself by ringing in the new year in New Orleans with ‘Back That Azz Up’ and not acknowledging the stroke of midnight in any way," Timothy Burke tweeted.

"As the clock ticked over, Lemon is seen throwing beaded necklaces into the dancing crowd, only moments later seeming to realize that the countdown and announcement had been missed," Business Insider reports.

It would have been perfect if the network could have arranged to have gotten Michael Avenatti out of the slammer and Jeffrey Toobin to dance with him, while Kathy Griffin comes on to Anderson Cooper and Brian Stelter sings WAP as the Times Square glass ball came down.

If it isn't booze with CNN hosts, its something else.

Anyhow, Happy New Year! Stay safe and I wish you all health and happiness.

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Fake You Leftist Hypocrites With Your Strategic Outrage Over "Let's Go Brandon!"

"Let's go Brandon!"

A pilot on Southwest Airlines allegedly said over the intercom "Let's go Brandon" and an alleged reporter for the Associated Press got the vapors and tried to enter the cockpit of the aircraft, possibly to wag a finger at said pilot and berate him if this really happened in the first place. She said that she was nearly kicked off the plane [for breaking federal law].

The media hearing about this story from the so-called reporter who almost had to be taken to the ICU compared the slogan "Let's Go Brandon!" to an ISIS sympathizer and many voiced outrage over the vulgarity of the name Brandon and what it now stands for. 

The chant "Let's Go Brandon!" became an internet sensation in September after an alleged reporter for NBC at a NASCAR Xfinity Series race claimed the crowd, that was clearly chanting "F**k Joe Biden!" was actually chanting "Let's Go Brandon" following the win by Brandon Brown.

"This is, I think, a witty and funny viral take on the media’s dishonesty that they tell us something that is clearly not true that we can see with our own eyes, and that is why I think it’s so popular with so many people," Outkick founder Clay Travis said on Monday on "America’s Newsroom."

Soon after the race, jokes and memes went viral and spread across the nation while the legacy media had to work fast to support their candidate and current co-President, Francis Joseph Biden [aka F. Joe Biden]. Now the "Let's Go Brandon!" chant is everywhere as Biden's poll numbers sag lower than his chin when he got caught napping at the G20 climate joke. 

The chant "Let's Go Brandon!" has made the left even crazier and angrier than normal. They tweeted, they shouted, they wrote columns and voiced hot takes by pundits calling the chant "vulgar" and offensive. But it's only offensive when it's their guy being mocked.

Alleged reporters for the Washington Post, Ashley Parker and Carissa Wolf wrote about what they considered "vitriol" from Biden critics in a piece titled "Biden’s critics hurl increasingly vulgar taunts."

The article claimed, "The current eruption of anti-Biden signs and chants, however, is on another level, far more vulgar and widespread" than anything seen in previous administrations. [Italics mine.]

Oh my, oh my, get me some smelling salts.

Not so ironically, but clearly hypocritically, these same leftists cheered when their fellow leftist used actual vulgarity to attack former President Donald Trump--the guy from the previous administration.

Take the aging actor Robert de Niro, for example. Hollywood stood and cheered for him at the Tony Awards when he twice proudly said "f**k Trump." 

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Leftists also cheered Kathy Griffin when she was photographed with the likeness of President Trump's severed head--they showed no outrage at all and she later claimed to be the victim when conservatives and Trump supporters called her out for her vulgar display. Other leftists also threatened to blow up the White House and posed with a mock severed head of Trump and even celebrated his fictional assassination in a poor adaptation of Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar."

CNN has also complained about the chant on air when Democratic "political analyst" and New York Times writer, Maggie Haberman, spoke somberly about South Carolina Republican Congressman Jeff Duncan wearing a mask with the "Let’s Go Brandon" phrase on it.

"There's nothing serious about this. This is literally done so that he will get attention. And it's working. ..." Yes, Maggie; that's the point. He's a politician, you're a hack.

Also on "New Day," CNN’s John Avalon called the chant "trollish" and "not patriotic."

But it wasn't 'trollish' and 'not patriotic' when last June, Los Angeles magazine had an entire article about an art show whose theme was F**k Trump art. That did not cause mental harm on the left nor any consternation by the hordes of hypocrites who went ballistic over "Let's Go Brandon1"

However, a pilot on Southwest Airlines was able to cause "reporters" to freak out and have a cow just for saying those words: "Let's Go Brandon!"

Nobody in their right mind would freak out hearing someone from the old West say, "Dagnabbit." That's because he isn't saying "G-d d**nit." It's a substitute and is used to remove the vulgarity or offensiveness of the term it substitutes. 

So Fake You, leftists for your fake outrage and your fake moral superiority. You can all go to H-E-double hockey sticks!

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It's always Trump's fault: Kathy Griffin in ER with 'unbearably painful symptoms'

Oh, it hurts, it hurts. Please President Trump, make it stop hurting. This is all your fault. I hate you, I hate you. Oh, the pain!

Former mediocre comedian Kathy "Cutchaheadoff" Griffin is in a COVID-19 isolation ward somewhere in a major hospital ER after displaying "unbearably painful symptom." But she claims that "the hospital [that will go unnamed] couldn't test me for #coronavirus because of CDC (Pence task force) restrictions #TESTTESTTEST."

According to Griffin, President Trump is to blame.

In a brave show of unbelievable resolve, fighting the agony and possible death, she was able to muster the strength for fire off an Instagram post to tell her followers, "He's lying."

President Trump had previously tweeted that “the United States has done far more “testing” than any other nation, by far! In fact, over an eight day span, the United States now does more testing than what South Korea (which has been a very successful tester) does over an eight week span. Great job!”

It's unknown how Griffin could know that Trump is lying about the testing, unless she has a mole in the CDC who's giving her this intel. 

No matter what goes wrong in the world, the left blames President Trump for the problem. It's as if he is the center of the entire world and has control of all aspects of existence. No wonder he beat Hillary Clinton, in spite of the media touting her 98 percent chance of winning in 2016. 

Ever since Kathy Griffin lost the Squatty Potty and annual CNN New Year's Eve gigs, she has had a vendetta against Trump, and it wouldn't surprise me if she didn't go out and lick a few toilet seats just to contract the Wuhan Coronavirus so she'd have something to blame on Trump.

Trump controls the world! Maybe even the universe!

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"Comedian" George Lopez willing to kill Trump for $40 million

George Lopez, who is not in a relationship with Kathy Griffin, tweeted on Monday after commenting on Instagram, that he would kill President Trump to secure the Iranian bounty of $80 million offered by the terrorist nation after Trump ordered the droning of Maj. Gen. Qassem Soleimani. The offer was made during the funeral of Soleimani in which the General was in attendance, at least in part. The bounty has not actually been confirmed, but Lopez is hoping.

In addition, Lopez generously agreed to kill Trump at the bargain price of only $40 million but didn't explain how he planned to carry out the assassination. [See, it's an assassination when the act is illegal, and not an assassination in Soleimani's case since he was a viable, legal terrorist target.]

Lopez's exact words were: "We'll do it for half," leading us to believe that he personally lacks the testicular fortitude to carry out the assassination himself, but might be willing to hire out the wet work to someone else, perhaps Kathy Griffin.

Americans were rightfully upset with Lopez and "arrest George Lopez" was soon trending on Twitter.

Turning Points USA founder and president Charlie Kirk tweeted that the comment was “sick” and worth an investigation from the Secret Service. Let's face it, if they could investigate Kathy Griffin for the photo of her holding a fake decapitated Trump head, they can investigate Lopez for actually implying he would kill our president.

Mark Levin referred to the mediocre comedian as a "lowlife." Others believe the Secret Service should get involved.

Commentators on the left who may agree with Lopez's words weren’t as quick to condemn the comedian. Chris Matthews said, "Hey, ah vowerbah Trump is bahdamta feembleduft," or something sounding like that.

The left tried to convince us that pro-Trumpers applauded Ted Nugent who called for the killing of Barack Obama, but I don't know any who actually thought it was okay to say that. The mistake Trump made about this is that he invited Nugent to the White House afterward.

Anyway, do you believe Lopez should be questioned by the Secret Service or just let it go? Your comments are always welcome.


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Kathy Griffin uses vulgarity aimed at Melania Trump

When you lack the intellectual capacity to elevate your speech to the level of 'profound,' you tend to lower it to the depths of profanity.

When you're as ugly as a bag of porcine anal sphincters stuffed with rice, and the person you hate is as pretty as a cover girl model, you tend to be Kathy Griffin and the target of your profanity would be Melania Trump, the First Lady of the United States.

Griffin attacked Melania on Twitter Sunday with a vulgar assault, possibly because she is no longer relevant as a comedian and is doing all she can to stay in the spotlight.

This is a woman who posed for a photo holding the fake severed head of President Trump, for which she apologized after receiving online flak, but soon took the apology back, which is the Modus Operandi of the left.

The first lady weighed in earlier in the day and her office responded to Fox News:

"Mrs. Trump hates to see children separated from their families & hopes both sides of the aisle can finally come together to achieve successful immigration reform. She believes we need to be a country that follows all laws but also a country that governs w/heart."

To which Griffin the twit tweeted: "F**k you, Melanie. You know damn well your husband can end this immediately...you feckless complicit piece of s**t."

Griffin's misspelling of Melania's name was an allusion from a May tweet from POTUS in which he made the same error, and Griffin's use of the word 'feckless' was stolen from another leftist dolt, Samantha Bee, who called Melania a "feckless c**t."

And these are women who are alleged to be feminists . . . and allege to be funny.

Griffin received some backlash online: "Kathy Griffin is hate filled and pathetic," one tweet said, adding that she was one reason "why the left can't be taken seriously."

But let's hope Griffin, Bee and the rest of the clowns on the left keep using vulgarity to get their message across. Funny, they never said anything like this to Michelle Obama when Barack Obama did exactly the same thing, only to a lesser extent.


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CNN stoner debacle for New Year's Eve

"Brzmtic malmpf dorftz"

The Clueless News Network (CNN) put the "J" in jackasses Sunday night in their pot-themed New Year's Eve debacle in which reporter Randi Kaye got 's***-faced stoned on air. She was in Denver where she fired up a fatty and it's legal there.

During the not-for-kids show, she held a wacky baccy, lit a bong and got all moist over a special gas mask used by stoners to get extra-super high, and she wondered where she was.

"This is for you, Andy!" Kaye said, addressing CNN host Andy Cohen as she held out a lit Maui wowie to the camera. Cohen was hosting with CNN's Anderson Cooper. Kathy Griffin was previously Cooper's New Year's Eve partner, but she was dumped after mocking President Trump by holding a mock-up of his severed head in a photo shoot.

Cohen, hoping to score, praised Kaye's report, as Cooper, who is gay and proud, reminded viewers that Kaye's behavior was legal, albeit kind of suck-worthy.

Kaye watches proudly

Kaye, who prefers cocaine over loco weed proudly announced she was witnessing "New Year's Eve, Denver style!" which means totally devoid of good judgment and the use of most brain cells, which makes her a liberal. While she wasn't seen on camera huffing and puffing, she appeared disoriented at one point and there appeared to be potato chip salt on her blouse, although it could have been dandruff.

"We're at a dispensary called the Medicine Man!" she said as she wore marijuana leaf earrings. "I'm trying to remember where we are. Where am I?" 

Why is there so many flies in the world?

Dude!


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'Kathy Griffin says she can't tour US 'without getting shot'

Deadly serious comedian Kathy Griffin is still attacking President Trump. After blaming the president for all her woes since the gruesome photo-shoot of her holding Trump's "severed head" now she's complaining to Politico that she cannot tour the U.S. "without getting shot."

She was upset with President Trump for attacking back at her after the photo went viral. 

What did she expect?

Referring to the "severed head" photo she said, "The photo was on TMZ, then Drudge tweeted it, and then Don Jr. retweeted Drudge. But the president's Twitter feed is the greatest programming director ever. The minute he tweeted that tweet about me, it was literally breaking news on every channel."

What did she expect?

"There are millions of people who think I'm a member of ISIS to this day," she stupidly said. "I wish I could tour in the U.S. without getting shot--I know I can't. I was in the middle of a 50-city tour when the tweet happened. It was canceled in 24 hours."

All this proves is that Kathy Griffin isn't very bright. Everyone knows Trump fights back and even 'punches down' when someone gets through his skin. Griffin thought the photo would win her kudos from the liberal community but she went too far, and even liberals thought the same.

Due to her blatant stupidity, she lost her CNN New Year's Eve gig in Times Square and had to cancel a nationwide tour.

If what she had done wasn't so revolting, shameful and anti-American, I would feel sorry for her. But I doubt that anyone would shoot her--after all, it wasn't as if the fake 'severed head' was that of the former president.

And even worse, she never was funny.


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Kathy Griffin's lament

From the planet Dork

Kathy Griffin is still refusing to put her poor judgment aside and is once again on the warpath against her detractors (aka the world).

The so-called comedienne attacked Harvey Levin of TMZ, attorney Lisa Bloom and Hollywood in a video. 

"I'm on Interpol Watch List," she complained and said "Authorities detain me at airports."

Poor baby . . . literally. She's a baby and she isn't getting advert gigs--not that she's really poor, but her judgment certainly is as her Trump beheading photo shows.

On the video, she put on Levin's voicemail he left her which included his phone number--another example of bad judgment and vindictiveness.

She called out people for doxxing her after she did the Trump 'head shot.' Some internet nuts put her family's personal information online which, she said, resulted in death threats to her mother and sister. I suspect the same people who made those threats would be outraged if the shoe was on the other foot.

Then Griffin went after Andy Cohen, her former boss of the show "My Life on the D-List." She said he was a "miserable boss." This is where her crybaby personality exposes itself.

At the end of the video she said she's on Interpol watch list and was on a 'No Fly' list for two months. "I was also on the no fly list. I've been detained alone at every single airport I've gone to," she whined. 

She also said she's on the "5 eyes list," (FVEY) an intelligence alliance between Australia, New Zealand, Canada, the UK and the USA.

Maybe the beheading photo had something to do with that.

Kathy Griffin is a fool who's too stupid to know that she's a fool.


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No--the blood of Steve Scalise is not on anyone else's hands

Protesters disrupted the Shakespeare in the Park play, Julius Caesar. Clearly the play is an attack on President Trump and is truly a piece of horse crap, but blaming the play for James Hodgkinson's attack on the GOP Congressional Baseball practice is just plain stupid.

And it's exactly what the left does all the time.

I could expect the left to immediately use the incident as an opportunity to call for stricter gun control, but that wouldn't have prevented this or any attack with guns from happening.

The crappy play features a horrific assassination of a character that resembles President Trump and it isn't by accident.

One protester, Rebel Media's Laura Loomer, ran onto the stage shouting "Stop Leftist Violence." 

Did all the leftists in the audience have an epiphany when she interrupted the performance? I don't think so.

Another protester, identified as Jack Posobiec, got to his feet and shouted, 'The blood of Steve Scalise is on your hands," and then shouted "Goebbels would be proud."

Everyone in the crowd bowed their head in shame, vowing to never again attend an anti-Trump event lest it lead to more shootings, stabbings and yes, even beheadings.

Loomer was arrested and Posobiec was escorted out of the theater complex in Manhattan's Central Park.

There is no doubt that it is terribly infuriating to watch morons like these actors, or Kathy Griffin, depict the killing of an American president. 

If we're going to use the U.S. Constitution to make our points about free speech and the Second Amendment, we can't do it a là carte--we have to order the whole dinner--because the dessert is freedom.



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CNN--Certainly Not News--blows it again

(Phtot: Heat Street)

CNN fired Reza Aslan and Kathy Griffin. Now it needs to fire itself based on the crappiest reporting we've ever seen from what is supposed to be a legitimate news organization. 

They're about as legitimate as the phone call I just received about ten minutes ago telling me I won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes--and I didn't even enter. Wow! (By the way, I'm not kidding--some guy with an Asian accent, who went by the name James Williamson, tried to convince me I'm a millionaire. I didn't give him time to ask for my banking information to put the 'money' into my account, but I did tell him what I thought of people like him trying to rip off the innocent.)

Anyway, I digress.

CNN (Certainly Not News) was forced to correct a report from, uh, anonymous sources about Comey's testimony. 

For two straight days CNN emphatically claimed that once under oath, Comey would dispute Trump's claims that Comey had assured him he wasn't under FBI investigation.

On Thursday night, they had to correct what they reported and apparently they're too stupid to feel embarrassed.

CNN's story, titled "Comey Expected to Refute Trump," was based on the word of "several anonymous sources." So because the story was anti-Trump, the network ran with it. Gloria Borger, Jake Tapper, Eric Lichtblau and Brian Rokus were listed on the byline. 

"Trump has made a blanket claim that Comey told him multiple times that he was not under investigation," they claimed, according to the Washington Post. "But once source said Comey is expected to explain to senators that those were much more nuanced conversations from which Trump concluded that he was not under investigation."

CNN ran with this story all throughout Tuesday and Wednesday. They screamed out the story with their on-screen banners and CNN panelists discussed the story. Gloria Borger was adamant that her anonymous sources were on the money.

Borger told the panel, "Comey is going to dispute the president on this point if he's asked about it by senators, and we have to assume that he will be. He will say he never assured Donald Trump that he was not under investigation, that that would have been improper for him to do so."

But Borger's anonymous sources were full of barn-droppings.

Comey's opening statement supported President Trump's assertion that Comey had told him several times that he wasn't under investigation. In fact, he testified that not only did he reassure Mr. Trump on several occasions, but that Comey saw absolutely nothing wrong with his actions.

But true to their Certainly Not News reputation, they spun the story. 

CORRECTION AND UPDATE: This article was published before Comey released his prepared opening statement. The article and headline have been corrected to reflect that Comey does not directly dispute that Trump was told multiple times he was not under investigation in his prepared testimony released after this story was published.

Of course the story came before Comey released his opening statement. That's why CNN ran with what they thought was a scoop, rather than a poop. 

And Comey did a lot more than "not directly dispute" the President's claims. He clearly came out and said he spoke to Trump several times and told him clearly that he was not under investigation.

You can see why people don't trust the media anymore, except for those who only hear what they want to hear and only believe what they want to believe. 

President Trump hasn't handled this situation very well at all. He needs to stay focused and remain more professional. He needs to kick things around with people he trusts before he tweets on his own to defend his ego.


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Frick defends Frack

"Aay, no sweat, Katty. I got yer back," Alec Baldwin said.

The actor, 59, whose age and IQ are a mere 6 points apart (guess which one is lower) obviously hates President Trump and would like very much to see Robert De Niro punch Trump "right in the nose."

Baldwin played President Trump last season on "Saturday Night Live," and in true Trump fashion, took to Twitter Friday to tweet sweet words of support to Kathy Griffin.

Griffin, you may recall, had a somewhat controversial photo shoot in which she stoically held a likeness of President Trump's severed, bloody head, ISIS-style.

"Kathy . . . baby . . . I've been there," he wrote, referencing how in 1998 he joked about then-Representative Henry Hyde on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien."

"The whole Henry Hyde thing w Conan, where we bring out an oxygen mask at the end? A joke," he wrote. "That's what I thought. That's what we intended. No one walked out of the studio and said, 'No, we're serious!' No one. But all your gutless, weasels in the GOP insisted I actually threatened Hyde. They played the victim beautifully."

"Kathy . . . f**k them. F**k  them all. No 1 believes u meant 2 threaten Trump. Trump is such a senile idiot, all he has is Twitter fights," he said, possibly referring to the idea that he isn't afraid to fight women on the streets of New York as his history shows. "Ignore him. Like all the leaders of the other countries in the world. Ignore him."

Jim Carrey said on ET Wednesday that comedians are the "last line of defense" against Trump.




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Kathy Griffin pulls a "Hillary"

It's all the fault of "white guys" and Trump's family, according to a tearful, snot-dripping Kathy Griffin. The so-called comedian, who stoically held a replica of President Trump's severed, bloody head, spoke at a news conference with her lawyers about how she's the victim in all this.

Telling reporters that her "career" is over she does a "Hillary" and blames the Trump family for systematically "mobilizing their armies" against her.

From where does she get that information?

When she refers to "armies," perhaps she means Trump supporters. People who either want Trump to be their president, or those who respect the office of president and were outraged at Griffin's ISIS-like graphic, certain to disturb the Trump family, especially Barron, and those of us who find the likeness of a severed head of our president repugnant.

"I'm going to be honest," she cried through anticipated tears. "He broke me, he broke me, he broke me."

No, Griffin. All Trump did was tweet his outrage. You broke you and there is nobody else to blame. What are you doing, taking Hillary Clinton classes?

Like a child who breaks a window and blames it on "the other kid," Griffin shows no ability for introspection.

Sure, she has every right to do what she did and say what she will--but even freedom of speech has consequences, just not legal consequences.

She was fired from CNN because the network didn't want to suffer from her behavior and has the right to terminate her employment. When she was asked if she'd heard from Anderson Cooper, her New Year's Eve co-host for the past ten years, she shook her head 'no,' fighting back tears.

But instead of realizing her role in the outcome of the situation, she said, "It's hurtful to me. There's a bunch of old white guys trying to silence me and I'm just here to say that it's wrong."

No, those old white guys don't give a crap if she's silenced--they just don't want her working for them, especially now that she's taken a racist stance.

I'm sick of white people attacking "old white men" because of their own identity-guilt problem. There is nothing wrong with being an old white guy, or white anyone. Just as there's nothing wrong with being non-white, young or old, man or woman.

And speaking about giving a crap,  the Squatty Potty Company dumped Griffin, no pun intended. I wasn't aware she was involved with them, but it's run by an old white guy, I understand.

Griffin, 56, says she "feel[s] horrible" that some people took the photo as a real threat of violence. She assures her fan that she plans to continue making fun of the president as is her First Amendment right to do, which nobody disagrees. 

"I made a horrible, horrible call," she said. "Trust me, if I could redo the whole thing I'd have a blow up doll and no ketchup."

Freaking hilarious, Kathy!

She confirmed that she has been contacted by the Secret Service, an agency whose mission is to protect the president at all costs. They are merely following up on a possible threat from the idiot, to ensure that no physical harm was intended, as is their job. Griffin worries she might be arrested, but that's just her idiotic thinking kicking in again.

The outcry against her grows and at least four venues announced that they have canceled her performances. The Community Arts Theater in Williamsport, PA, posted on its website the show has been dropped "due to the recent controversy surrounding Kathy Griffin and the concern for the safety and security of our patrons and staff."

Sounds as if they were planning to run a Mohammed Cartoon Festival as an opener for her, because nobody cares enough about Griffin to create a riot.




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Griffin gone from CNN and soon forgotten

It was apparently a tough call for the brain trusts at CNN but they finally concluded, after much deliberation, to terminate the hosting duties of Kathy Griffin on the New Year's Eve program. You may remember Griffin making sexual innuendos to Anderson Cooper, who is gay and wasn't interested. In fact, he seemed rather embarrassed about it.

But that isn't the reason they terminated her. No, making sexual innuendos related to oral sex can only get you a raise with CNN. 

This time Griffin tried to rekindle her mediocre career by trying to shock the public with an ISIS-like beheading photo of her holding President Trump's bloody head.

Imagine how Trump's family must have felt.

Cooper tweeted about the shock photo Tuesday: 

"For the record, I am appalled by the photo shoot Kathy Griffin took part in. It is clearly disgusting and completely inappropriate."

It would be wise for the Trump administration to demand an investigation by the Secret Service and call in Griffin and the photographer, Shields for further questioning. In other words, make it an inconvenient situation for anyone threatening the President of the United States in such a way.

It's also noteworthy that Griffin said in a video after the photo shoot that she expected to get into some trouble. 

It was premeditated, and she is a loser.

I don't care who the president happens to be--you respect the office and you don't threaten him or her.

I wonder what it would have taken for CNN to terminate someone on the spot for their anti-Trump behavior. Probably an actual assault.

Griffin has every right to suck, however, because it's a free country, so far.


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Kathy Griffin now is sorry she went all the way

(Photo: Fox News screen grab)

Kathy Griffin was never funny but what was she thinking by holding a bloody beheaded Trump mask? 

Griffin the Cretin posed for a photo shoot with Tyler Shields, a shock photographer with biceps like a toddler, holding the beheaded Trump mask and looking like she just ate a bowl of fetal pig.

The whole thing is infantile and stupid and shows she'd do anything for attention.

TMZ published the gory photo and the public had the misfortune of seeing it. 

The difficulty was trying to choose which was more repulsive: the mask or the Griffin.

TMZ said Griffin joked with Shields on set, saying they would need to Mexico after the photos were released for fear of imprisonment. They obviously never read the Constitution.

Twitter went ballistic as people expressed their disgust and disdain for the photos.

She apologized but had previously said that she stood behind her "art." She didn't stand behind anything and the entire episode clearly shows how she preplanned it as well as the apology.

This story will never make it big on CNN, where she appears for the New Year's Eve Anderson Cooper ball drop.

Some of the tweets (without names) read: "She is one disgusting human being! I hope she is shunned forever. . . ."

"Great non violent message from the peaceful liberals NOT"

"Sick"

"Gone to (sic) far! She needs to know & understand the concept of a joke."

"Not funny at all @kathygriffin This photo show how low you will go to try to stay relevant. This is sick and offensive on so many levels!"

Reps for Griffin and Shields didn't return a request for comment by Fox News.

Shields had tweeted a link to a YouTube video called "Behind the scenes with Kathy Griffin" in which she alludes to the trouble she anticipates, but the video has been removed.

So the whole affair was planned along with the bs apology.

Screw you, Griffin. You don't matter and you'll never be relevant.

But on the positive side, it's nice to see two morons getting together to try being creative with the little talent with which they've been so anemically endowed.



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