It’s obvious Biden’s brain is chopped liver as he screws up Times Square appearance on ABC

"That smell is familiar"

I’ve been to the New Year’s Eve Times Square ball-drop once in my life as a young man. I was born and raised in New York City and believed I owed it to myself to have gone at least once in my life. It was cold, over-hyped, standing in an anus-to-belly button crowd and it sucked for me. I cannot speak for others whose dreams are to go there for the festivities, but once was enough for me.

Of course, New Year's Eve in the Big Apple is a huge event as it marks the hopes of the nation for a better year to come, so why wouldn't the President of the United States of America not show up somehow for the event? The White House handler[s] thought it would be a great idea for Joe to get away from his vacation and spends some time with the peons. So he made an appearance with Ryan Seacrest on ABC's live broadcast. 

Yes, they took a chance that Joe wouldn't screw things up but the chances of that not happening were as good as the chances of a double cheeseburger minding its own business had sitting in front of Chris Christie.

The interview with Seacrest was as hard-hitting as a toddler hitting a whiffle ball. Understandable, of course since this was New Year's Eve and politics should be nowhere on the table. Seacrest knows this and only asked the easiest questions he could find or was given.

What sort of holiday foods have you been enjoying over the last few days?" Seacrest asked the head of the free world.

"Well, I've been eating and everything is put in front of me,” Biden quipped thoughtfully as he coughed up a loogie. “I've been [sic] pasta—which I love—eating a lot of chicken, chicken parmesan, I've been eating all Italian foods, basically."

One thing he forgot to add was his signature food but Doctor Jill Biden likely knew what Seacrest was trying to elicit from Biden. “And ice cream," Doctor Jill Biden said.

“And ice cream,” Joe added. “Chocolate chip ice cream." He smiled at the memory of the last ice cream cone he had or hair he sniffed--it's hard to tell.

Doctor Jill Biden said that she's trying to get her President husband to quit the ice cream as it's high in fat and cholesterol, but it really tastes good and Joe's not worried about his health after his White House doctor told him he is in the prime of his dementia.

The next question Seacrest asked of Joe Biden was: "As you look back and reflect on 2023, what sort of memories, highlights stand out for you?"

Softball question, as it should be--it was New Year's Eve, darn it.

As Biden did the mental windup from the mound in the jasmine of his mind, he looked a pensive and ready to answer the question of what stands out in his mind as he reflects on 2023.

"Well, one of the big highlights stands out for me is—my dad used to have an expression. He said, ‘Joey, a job's about a lot more than a paycheck; it's about your dignity. It's about respect.' So many people through the midwest and in the center in the country, their factories are shipped overseas the last couple of times are out."

Where was the Easter bunny when you needed her/him?

"And then they were losing hope and faith,” Biden blathered on. "So we brought a lot of jobs back to the United States. People are in a position to be able to make a living now and they've created a lot of jobs, over 14 million. And I guess what, I just feel good that the American people got up, they've been through a rough time with pandemic and now we're coming back. They're back."

Seacrest, unprepared for the dementia infused answer tried not to look confused. That was President Joey Biden's job.

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Pro-Hamasshole sheep try to ruin New Year's Eve celebrations in NYC and Boston

Hamasshole supporters did what they do best: took to the streets, created disruptions and chanted idiotic slogans whose meaning they weren't totally clear about. They did this in Manhattan and Boston as the New Year's Eve folks celebrated the ringing in of the new year.

A large gaggle of party poopers gathered at Columbus Circle in New York City then marched down Central Park South and on to Fifth Avenue [aka Avenue of the Americas] calling for Israel to stop shooting the Hamas terrorists who killed their loved ones [and plan to kill all Jews wherever they find them] so that they can do it again after they regroup and reload killing equipment and supplies. 

Of course I'm referring to the war between Israel and Hamassholes in the Middle East after the October 7 attack that killed over 1,200 Israelis attending a celebration of life, while others were asleep in their beds.

Puppets of Hamas in Manhattan carried Palestinian flags and chanted, "From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free." This, of course, calls for the genocide of the Jewish people while ironically blaming the Jewish people for genocide of Palestinians whose population is growing exponentially, the exact opposite of genocide.

Now this is what genocide looks like

The Hamasshole anti-Semite demonstrations came after New York City's Democrat Mayor Eric Adams said he instructed police to heighten security for New Year's Eve in Times Square amid near-daily protests in the city.

Pro-Palestinian groups had expressed plans to protest in Times Square against Israel's refusing to allow Hamas to win the war in the Gaza Strip. People apparently hate that Israel is winning and want them to stop fighting back.

At least one anti-Semitic cretin at the Macy's in Herald Square set off a bright red smoke bomb and made it around the store before they were escorted out, according to reports. Sadly, he was not injured.

The Jew-hating group Shut it Down for Palestine was probably involved in some of the annoying displays in New York City. The protests were part of the group's demand for "an international call to action" during New Year's Eve celebrations in support of Palestinians in Gaza. Their call to action, ideally, would be the end of Israel and those Jews who live there.

"We must keep building momentum and increase the pressure with more marches, walk-outs, sit-ins, and other forms of direct action directed at the political offices, businesses, and workplaces that fund, invest, and collaborate with Israeli genocide and occupation," the group wrote on its website.

That's the joke: Israeli genocide. They either don't mean it and are lying, or they're too stupid to understand the irony. Wherever Jews lived in the Middle East outside of Israel, their population went from hundreds of thousands to ZERO. They either had to leave or were killed. On the other side of the genocide equation, the so called Palestinians in Gaza grew from several hundred thousand to over two million. If Israel was trying to commit genocide, they were going about it all wrong.

In Boston, pro-Palestinian protesters participated in chants that included "ceasefire or genocide" and "we demand a ceasefire." The puppets in Boston were seen waving Palestinian flags during the chants.

Many other cities across the country also stepped up security on New Year's Eve. Some cities, including Chicago and Sacramento, were forced to shut down roadways in response to the demonstrations.

When asked about what can be done to end these protests, President Biden said, "C'mon man. Ahamiddy wamp padoo menan."

Happy New Year to all you Brain Flushing people.

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CNN's Don Lemon admits he's an 'ass man'

The Children's Neverland Network's (CNN) Don Lemon helped celebrate the New Year in New Orleans with Dulce Sloan, who is allegedly a comedian, and Alisyn Camerota, who claims to be a journalist but like all CNN "journalists," they are opinion people who all lean to the far-left, and a significant number of the men on staff, enjoy the "company" of children or time to enjoy their own "company."

It appeared that Lemon, who is openly gay, was inebriated to some degree during the show, which has in part become the default position of CNN New Year's Eve hosts.

As the year 2021 was soon becoming 2022, Lemon went on a rant about the fact that he is an "ass man" and is all grown up. Judging from his drunken cockalorum, the issue as to whether he is a grownup seemed debatable. 

“I don’t give a — [ffffff] what you think about me, what do you think about that? … I’m a grown ass-man. I don’t care what you think about me.” It was obvious from his protestations, that Lemon cares a great deal what others think of him and watching his performance on live TV would have been pitiable, if Lemon weren't so disgusting and fake.

“I am who I am,” Lemon boasted, Popeye style. “I’m a grown, successful black man who a lot of people hate because they’re not used to people seeing me – and people like me – in the position that I am. To be able to share what I … my point of view on television, it freaks people out. And you know what? You can kiss my behind. I do not care. I don’t care. I really don’t care. I have one life and this is who I am and I feel very, um …”

Sloan interjected gushingly, “Blessed.”

“Blessed,” Lemon repeated, intoxicated with his self importance. “And honored to be in this position to be able to do this. So all the hate I get? It’s motivation to me. Bring it. I don’t care.”

He cares. He cares a lot.

And then he said the quiet part out loud: “To be able to share what I … my point of view on television, it freaks people out.” 

His opinion? He was telling his lone viewer last August that he was not an opinion host.

"I’m not an opinion host. I give my point of view. … Everything I say, every single night, is based in fact. And if I screw it up, I come back and apologize, and I get it right. … That’s what we do here at CNN. That is the big difference between us and networks that don’t have to operate in that realm."

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So when has Lemon given a "fact" for which he later apologized? And what's the deal with the legal case against him when he put his hands down a guy's pants? I thought he was an ass man, like he claims.

Or maybe he's just an ass. 

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Tiffany Haddish will wear fur every day until 'police stop killing black people'

Tiffany Haddish, 39, really displayed her incompetency on New Year's Eve as she totally bombed at her stand-up show at the James L. Knight Center, in Miami, even admitting to her fan that she wished "it was better."

The fan agreed.

Some in the crowd reportedly walked out on her during "The Girls Trip" star's show after she screwed up her lines, forgot her jokes, Deadline reported. [Check out the video on Deadline and see just how hung over she is after drinking with guests on the stage.]

Haddish, in an effort to be relevant, has vowed to wear fur every day until we somehow stop "police killing black people." This should be an effective way to keep police from killing black people, even in self-defense, which is typically the reason for the deadly police response in the first place. Just wear fur and rub it in to the peasants.

In an Instagram post over the weekend, Haddish featured a photo of herself in a fur vest that was bequeathed to her by a fan vowing to "wear it as much as possible" as some kind of Black Lives Matter statement. If black lives didn't matter she would not have the notoriety she has and most basketball players would be white.

"I’mma wear it as much as possible," she slurred. "I don’t know if you guys know this about me, but I’m about to start protesting," Haddish said in the Instagram video. "I’mma wear fur every day until they stop killing black people. When the police stop killing black people, I’ll stop wearing fur. It’s my new protest."

She's kind of an idiot for thinking that police target black people as a rule. More white people are killed by cops every year in spite of the fact that blacks commit more violent crimes.

Knowing that PETA and the animal rights activist lobby will not appreciate her fur protest, Haddish took the bull by the horns (or grab a ball by the cajones) and said:

"So sorry, PETA!" Haddish unabashedly stated. "Don’t be mad at me. Be mad at the police. When they stop killing black people, I’ll stop wearing fur… Because people are important, and so are the animals."

As for me, when the police stop killing black people, I'll stop eating steak.

Needless to say, Haddish's newfound protest did not exactly sit well with certain animal lovers on social media. Music producer Russell Simmons, a staunch vegan, asked that Haddish reconsider her protest. He vowed that if she did not stop immediately, he would eat bacon burgers once a week.

"White supremacy is a disease that takes on many forms and has many symptoms," Simmons wrote in the comments. "The abuse of other beings will not address that… or heal ourselves. I love you Tiffany but I wish you would reconsider this route of protest."

He really doesn't love Tiffany and this white supremacy thing he speaks of is actually comprised of an incredibly small percentage of morons in the white population. White supremacy is only an issue for people who have an intersectional focus so that they can make white people  feel guilty for being born white; something of which they have no control. It's a false concept, racist and disgusting.

According to Fox News, Haddish did have her share of supporters, including "Insecure" actor Kendrick Sampson, who praised the protest as a work of "genius."

Sampson, no genius himself, thinks that lighting one's own flatulence is a work of "genius" when done for the cause of justice.

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CNN stoner debacle for New Year's Eve

"Brzmtic malmpf dorftz"

The Clueless News Network (CNN) put the "J" in jackasses Sunday night in their pot-themed New Year's Eve debacle in which reporter Randi Kaye got 's***-faced stoned on air. She was in Denver where she fired up a fatty and it's legal there.

During the not-for-kids show, she held a wacky baccy, lit a bong and got all moist over a special gas mask used by stoners to get extra-super high, and she wondered where she was.

"This is for you, Andy!" Kaye said, addressing CNN host Andy Cohen as she held out a lit Maui wowie to the camera. Cohen was hosting with CNN's Anderson Cooper. Kathy Griffin was previously Cooper's New Year's Eve partner, but she was dumped after mocking President Trump by holding a mock-up of his severed head in a photo shoot.

Cohen, hoping to score, praised Kaye's report, as Cooper, who is gay and proud, reminded viewers that Kaye's behavior was legal, albeit kind of suck-worthy.

Kaye watches proudly

Kaye, who prefers cocaine over loco weed proudly announced she was witnessing "New Year's Eve, Denver style!" which means totally devoid of good judgment and the use of most brain cells, which makes her a liberal. While she wasn't seen on camera huffing and puffing, she appeared disoriented at one point and there appeared to be potato chip salt on her blouse, although it could have been dandruff.

"We're at a dispensary called the Medicine Man!" she said as she wore marijuana leaf earrings. "I'm trying to remember where we are. Where am I?" 

Why is there so many flies in the world?

Dude!


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Drunk Don Lemon gets ear pierced on NYE show

For the second year in a row, CNN's Don Lemon was a Twitter star with the trend #drunkdonlemon popping up everywhere. 

As is his wont, Lemon drank himself drunk during his show in New Orleans, getting fully into the spirit of getting into spirits. When midnight drew nigh, Lemon tweeted: "#CNN producers & @brookbcnn trying to convince me to get a tattoo or a piercing of some sort. Should I? #cnnnye"

He wasn't kidding. 

Lemon found a piercer soon thereafter and had his earlobe pierced on live TV.

"If this hurts, I'm going to be so mad," he said as he winced like a sissy and Brooke Baldwin, his co-host, held his hand tightly to assuage his terror.

"Is your mother watching?" she asked. "I bet your mom is . . . Momma Lemon, I don't know what he's thinking. At least it's just his ear, you know what I'm saying?"

"Don't get blood on the jacket; it has to go back to Brook's Brothers," he begged just as he began to cry out in pain as he was stabbed in the ear.

Twitter went berserk with approval, mostly agreeing that #drunkdonlemon was the best of New Year's Eve hosts because he's fun to watch make a fool of himself.

Perhaps next year he'll get circumsized, live on the air.


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