Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Tiffany Haddish will wear fur every day until 'police stop killing black people'

Tiffany Haddish, 39, really displayed her incompetency on New Year's Eve as she totally bombed at her stand-up show at the James L. Knight Center, in Miami, even admitting to her fan that she wished "it was better."

The fan agreed.

Some in the crowd reportedly walked out on her during "The Girls Trip" star's show after she screwed up her lines, forgot her jokes, Deadline reported. [Check out the video on Deadline and see just how hung over she is after drinking with guests on the stage.]

Haddish, in an effort to be relevant, has vowed to wear fur every day until we somehow stop "police killing black people." This should be an effective way to keep police from killing black people, even in self-defense, which is typically the reason for the deadly police response in the first place. Just wear fur and rub it in to the peasants.

In an Instagram post over the weekend, Haddish featured a photo of herself in a fur vest that was bequeathed to her by a fan vowing to "wear it as much as possible" as some kind of Black Lives Matter statement. If black lives didn't matter she would not have the notoriety she has and most basketball players would be white.

"I’mma wear it as much as possible," she slurred. "I don’t know if you guys know this about me, but I’m about to start protesting," Haddish said in the Instagram video. "I’mma wear fur every day until they stop killing black people. When the police stop killing black people, I’ll stop wearing fur. It’s my new protest."

She's kind of an idiot for thinking that police target black people as a rule. More white people are killed by cops every year in spite of the fact that blacks commit more violent crimes.

Knowing that PETA and the animal rights activist lobby will not appreciate her fur protest, Haddish took the bull by the horns (or grab a ball by the cajones) and said:
"So sorry, PETA!" Haddish unabashedly stated. "Don’t be mad at me. Be mad at the police. When they stop killing black people, I’ll stop wearing fur… Because people are important, and so are the animals."
As for me, when the police stop killing black people, I'll stop eating steak.

Needless to say, Haddish's newfound protest did not exactly sit well with certain animal lovers on social media. Music producer Russell Simmons, a staunch vegan, asked that Haddish reconsider her protest. He vowed that if she did not stop immediately, he would eat bacon burgers once a week.

"White supremacy is a disease that takes on many forms and has many symptoms," Simmons wrote in the comments. "The abuse of other beings will not address that… or heal ourselves. I love you Tiffany but I wish you would reconsider this route of protest."

He really doesn't love Tiffany and this white supremacy thing he speaks of is actually comprised of an incredibly small percentage of morons in the white population. White supremacy is only an issue for people who have an intersectional focus so that they can make white people  feel guilty for being born white; something of which they have no control. It's a false concept, racist and disgusting.

According to Fox News, Haddish did have her share of supporters, including "Insecure" actor Kendrick Sampson, who praised the protest as a work of "genius."

Sampson, no genius himself, thinks that lighting one's own flatulence is a work of "genius" when done for the cause of justice.

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