The Nothing But Crap (NBC) network's New Year's Eve show was hands-down the worst coverage ever of the Times Square ball-dropping. The only ball the viewers got to see drop was the one the network dropped by not showing the ball dropping.
But at least they got to hear about Chrissy Teigen's vaginal steaming. In fact, #nbc, #vaginalsteaming and #dumpsterfire trended on Twitter that night. Really.
After Teigen face-planted Leslie Jones' umbrella, she decided 15 minutes before the big ball drop that it was the right time to discuss the miracle of vaginal steaming to her co-host Carson Daly. When the ball finally dropped at the stroke of 2019, NBC didn't actually show it. [Maybe they thought it was NBD for NBC to be so predictable.]
Even guest star appearances by Teigen's husband John Legend, Diana Ross, Jennifer Lopez, and Kelly Clarkson weren't enough to keep viewers tuned in.
This wasn't the first time Teigen publicly dealt with her vagina and steam. She posted a photo on Instagram [see above].
“Yeah, I like to steam my vag,” Teigen began as NBC aired a photo of the model undergoing the treatment.
“What does that mean?” host Carson Daly replied, before cutting Teigen off as she attempted another zany explanation of the act.
“You should be in prison,” Daly joked.
Below is a small sample of the criticism NBC received over the raunchy segment, which aired roughly 15 minutes before midnight.
“Yeah, I like to steam my vag,” Teigen began as NBC aired a photo of the model undergoing the treatment.
“What does that mean?” host Carson Daly replied, before cutting Teigen off as she attempted another zany explanation of the act.
“You should be in prison,” Daly joked.
Below is a small sample of the criticism NBC received over the raunchy segment, which aired roughly 15 minutes before midnight.
Other comments former viewers tweeted were:
"I'm embarrassed for America watching @chrissyteigen talk about vaginal steaming. Way to help me ring in the new year with family. Turning it to Fox now," one former viewer posted.
"NBC this is the worst New Years Show ever!!!" wrote another, adding "#Fail #NBC #HNY #NYC #CarsonDaly."
"Literally 10 seconds into the New Year's Show on #NBC and immediately that loud for nothing @chrissyteigen is shouting 'WE HERE! WE HERE!' and doing some drunken naked leg poses," wrote another. "'We here' kinda sets the tone, no thanks. Sorry @CarsonDaly, I'm out."
"#NBC #New Years Eve Way to go NBC for dropping the ball! Watched the show and didn’t see a ball, but heard about virginal [sic] steaming," wrote another disgusted viewer.
CNN came in a close second for worst NYE show ever with Anderson Cooper giggling and drunk and speaking to Faye Dunaway about his mother's sex life [see video above].
Both networks were totally screwed up and in the bag.
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"#NBC #New Years Eve Way to go NBC for dropping the ball! Watched the show and didn’t see a ball, but heard about virginal [sic] steaming," wrote another disgusted viewer.
CNN came in a close second for worst NYE show ever with Anderson Cooper giggling and drunk and speaking to Faye Dunaway about his mother's sex life [see video above].
Both networks were totally screwed up and in the bag.
Happy New Year fellow conservatives. Health and happiness to all. I hope that you follow Brain Flushings throughout the New Year and comment on any issues within. Please feel free to check out the sponsors on these pages too.
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