Kathy Griffin pitifully seeks relevance with anti-Trump image

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Well, it looks like Kathy Griffin is back at it, reminding us all why she’s the gift that keeps on giving, if by “gift” you mean a migraine that won’t quit. 

This weekend, the former comedian and self-proclaimed provocateur decided to spice up her TikTok with a little arts-and-crafts project: a video showcasing severed heads of four billionaires, including President Donald Trump. Yes, you read that right. Severed heads. Because nothing screams “edgy comedy” like fake blood dripping from the necks of Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and Trump. 

The video, which I will not show here, ends with Griffin tilting her head, smirking like she just invented irony, and text overhead that reads: “That’s all.” 

Subtle, like Porky Pig subtle, Kathy. The fine folks at Libs of TikTok weren’t exactly popping champagne over this one. They reposted the video and sounded the alarm, writing, “Kathy Griffin apparently posted this video which appears to be decapitated heads including Trump. This should be investigated.@FBI.” 

She really sounds like she's losing it. Perhaps a thorough psych eval would tell us something useful.

I mean, it’s not like depicting the president’s severed head might raise a few red flags or anything. If this feels like déjà vu, it’s because Griffin’s been down this road before. Back in 2017, she thought it would be funny to pose with a mask styled like Trump’s decapitated head, because she's an idiot. 

The backlash was swift, and Griffin ended up issuing a mea culpa after the internet lit her up like a Christmas tree. Her attorney at the time, Lisa Bloom, tried to clean up the mess, saying, “Griffin never imagined that it could be misinterpreted as a threat of violence against Trump. That was never what she intended. She has never threatened or committed an act of violence against anyone.” 

Sure, Lisa, and I never imagined my chocolate bar was actually a laxative, but here we are. 

The fallout was brutal. CNN gave her the boot from their New Year’s Eve gig because nothing says “festive” like a severed-head controversy. And Squatty Potty, a company that sells, uh, toilet stools, decided they didn’t need Griffin’s brand of charm to move product. 

You know you’ve hit rock bottom when the poop-stool people want nothing to do with you--no offense to the poop-stool folks; I'm sure they're decent people.

So, you’d think Griffin might’ve learned her lesson, right? Not one bit. 

Here we are in 2025, and she’s doubling down with this latest stunt. Conservatives, predictably, are losing their minds. One X user summed it up nicely: “How is she still not in jail?” Fair question. Meanwhile, her hypocrite defenders are out here waving the “freedom of expression” flag, because apparently, depicting political violence is just performance art now. 

Newsflash: calls for political violence aren’t protected speech in the U.S., no matter how many TikTok filters you slap on it. Obvioisly, Kathy’s gotta keep the outrage machine humming to stay relevant. But maybe, just maybe, it’s time to retire the severed-head bit. Try juggling, or better still, become a mime. 

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It's always Trump's fault: Kathy Griffin in ER with 'unbearably painful symptoms'

Oh, it hurts, it hurts. Please President Trump, make it stop hurting. This is all your fault. I hate you, I hate you. Oh, the pain!

Former mediocre comedian Kathy "Cutchaheadoff" Griffin is in a COVID-19 isolation ward somewhere in a major hospital ER after displaying "unbearably painful symptom." But she claims that "the hospital [that will go unnamed] couldn't test me for #coronavirus because of CDC (Pence task force) restrictions #TESTTESTTEST."

According to Griffin, President Trump is to blame.

In a brave show of unbelievable resolve, fighting the agony and possible death, she was able to muster the strength for fire off an Instagram post to tell her followers, "He's lying."

President Trump had previously tweeted that “the United States has done far more “testing” than any other nation, by far! In fact, over an eight day span, the United States now does more testing than what South Korea (which has been a very successful tester) does over an eight week span. Great job!”

It's unknown how Griffin could know that Trump is lying about the testing, unless she has a mole in the CDC who's giving her this intel. 

No matter what goes wrong in the world, the left blames President Trump for the problem. It's as if he is the center of the entire world and has control of all aspects of existence. No wonder he beat Hillary Clinton, in spite of the media touting her 98 percent chance of winning in 2016. 

Ever since Kathy Griffin lost the Squatty Potty and annual CNN New Year's Eve gigs, she has had a vendetta against Trump, and it wouldn't surprise me if she didn't go out and lick a few toilet seats just to contract the Wuhan Coronavirus so she'd have something to blame on Trump.

Trump controls the world! Maybe even the universe!

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Kathy Griffin pulls a "Hillary"

It's all the fault of "white guys" and Trump's family, according to a tearful, snot-dripping Kathy Griffin. The so-called comedian, who stoically held a replica of President Trump's severed, bloody head, spoke at a news conference with her lawyers about how she's the victim in all this.

Telling reporters that her "career" is over she does a "Hillary" and blames the Trump family for systematically "mobilizing their armies" against her.

From where does she get that information?

When she refers to "armies," perhaps she means Trump supporters. People who either want Trump to be their president, or those who respect the office of president and were outraged at Griffin's ISIS-like graphic, certain to disturb the Trump family, especially Barron, and those of us who find the likeness of a severed head of our president repugnant.

"I'm going to be honest," she cried through anticipated tears. "He broke me, he broke me, he broke me."

No, Griffin. All Trump did was tweet his outrage. You broke you and there is nobody else to blame. What are you doing, taking Hillary Clinton classes?

Like a child who breaks a window and blames it on "the other kid," Griffin shows no ability for introspection.

Sure, she has every right to do what she did and say what she will--but even freedom of speech has consequences, just not legal consequences.

She was fired from CNN because the network didn't want to suffer from her behavior and has the right to terminate her employment. When she was asked if she'd heard from Anderson Cooper, her New Year's Eve co-host for the past ten years, she shook her head 'no,' fighting back tears.

But instead of realizing her role in the outcome of the situation, she said, "It's hurtful to me. There's a bunch of old white guys trying to silence me and I'm just here to say that it's wrong."

No, those old white guys don't give a crap if she's silenced--they just don't want her working for them, especially now that she's taken a racist stance.

I'm sick of white people attacking "old white men" because of their own identity-guilt problem. There is nothing wrong with being an old white guy, or white anyone. Just as there's nothing wrong with being non-white, young or old, man or woman.

And speaking about giving a crap,  the Squatty Potty Company dumped Griffin, no pun intended. I wasn't aware she was involved with them, but it's run by an old white guy, I understand.

Griffin, 56, says she "feel[s] horrible" that some people took the photo as a real threat of violence. She assures her fan that she plans to continue making fun of the president as is her First Amendment right to do, which nobody disagrees. 

"I made a horrible, horrible call," she said. "Trust me, if I could redo the whole thing I'd have a blow up doll and no ketchup."

Freaking hilarious, Kathy!

She confirmed that she has been contacted by the Secret Service, an agency whose mission is to protect the president at all costs. They are merely following up on a possible threat from the idiot, to ensure that no physical harm was intended, as is their job. Griffin worries she might be arrested, but that's just her idiotic thinking kicking in again.

The outcry against her grows and at least four venues announced that they have canceled her performances. The Community Arts Theater in Williamsport, PA, posted on its website the show has been dropped "due to the recent controversy surrounding Kathy Griffin and the concern for the safety and security of our patrons and staff."

Sounds as if they were planning to run a Mohammed Cartoon Festival as an opener for her, because nobody cares enough about Griffin to create a riot.




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