Thursday, March 26, 2020

It's always Trump's fault: Kathy Griffin in ER with 'unbearably painful symptoms'


Oh, it hurts, it hurts. Please President Trump, make it stop hurting. This is all your fault. I hate you, I hate you. Oh, the pain!

Former mediocre comedian Kathy "Cutchaheadoff" Griffin is in a COVID-19 isolation ward somewhere in a major hospital ER after displaying "unbearably painful symptom." But she claims that "the hospital [that will go unnamed] couldn't test me for #coronavirus because of CDC (Pence task force) restrictions #TESTTESTTEST."

According to Griffin, President Trump is to blame.

In a brave show of unbelievable resolve, fighting the agony and possible death, she was able to muster the strength for fire off an Instagram post to tell her followers, "He's lying."

President Trump had previously tweeted that “the United States has done far more “testing” than any other nation, by far! In fact, over an eight day span, the United States now does more testing than what South Korea (which has been a very successful tester) does over an eight week span. Great job!”

It's unknown how Griffin could know that Trump is lying about the testing, unless she has a mole in the CDC who's giving her this intel. 

No matter what goes wrong in the world, the left blames President Trump for the problem. It's as if he is the center of the entire world and has control of all aspects of existence. No wonder he beat Hillary Clinton, in spite of the media touting her 98 percent chance of winning in 2016. 

Ever since Kathy Griffin lost the Squatty Potty and annual CNN New Year's Eve gigs, she has had a vendetta against Trump, and it wouldn't surprise me if she didn't go out and lick a few toilet seats just to contract the Wuhan Coronavirus so she'd have something to blame on Trump.

Trump controls the world! Maybe even the universe!



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