Wuhan Coronavirus daredevil crashes and burns with the virus

Like a female version of the late Evel Knievel, Ireland Tate, a 21-year-old Tennessee woman tried to cheat the Wuhan Coronavirus by exposing herself to the possibility of contracting the deadly virus. [H/T New York Post]

With sheer guts and what is perceived to be a low IQ, Tate put herself out there in crowds amongst other idiots who may have been infected with the virus. She simply did not take the pandemic seriously.

The barely legal Tate joked about not following instructions to stay home and practice social distancing. It isn't even known if she washed her hands or even bathed. As far as is known, she did not, I repeat, did not lick any toilet seats as some have done on Instagram.

But Tate fell sick, news station WZTV reported. Who'd a thunk?

In a social media video, the Nashville nincompoop told her followers that she is “aware that we’re supposed to be self-quarantining and social distancing” to “keep everyone safe” — but that she wasn’t worried. If she sadly succumbs to the virus, she will be in high contention for the Darwin Awards.

“Cool. I get it. I just don’t think that I’m going to get the virus,” Tate bragged in the video.

But just days later, the cockeyed optimist found herself suffering from symptoms associated with the dangerous virus and tested positive.

“It feels like someone is sitting on my chest at all times,” she said. “It’s really hard to breathe, I’ve coughed until my throat has bled.”

Tate said she probably got the virus from an infected buddy in her group of friends and she’s now warning other young people to stay home. 

But at least she didn't lick any toilet seats. Can we at least give her credit for that?

“While it may not be affecting you, you could be affecting someone’s grandma or grandpa or aunt or uncle or sister,” Tate told the outlet.

I would hope her friends and others didn't need to listen to her words of wisdom before taking precautions. 

Clearly, as science shows, the brain is almost, but not fully developed by age 21, but in Tate's case, she has a very long way to go.

I wish her a speedy and complete recovery and that she will grow up and smell the Starbucks.


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