Idris Elba blames Earthlings beating up the earth for the earth creating COVID-19

Idris Elba famed English actor who I never heard of [which makes him no less famous] told Oprah Winfrey [who everyone has heard of] on "Oprah Talks COVID-19" that because we Earthlings have treated the environment poorly [especially China, India, and Russia] the China-virus, which originated in Wuhan, China from people eating bats and other weird stuff, that this is the real reason the virus came to get us.

Elba, 47, whose name spelled backwards is Able and is used in a famous palindrome: "able was I ere I saw elba" has degrees in meteorology, astrophysics, oceanography, and lesbian dance theory. Just kidding. I don't know his qualifications, but from a belief such as his, I suspect he acquired the information at a London seance or it may have come to him in a dream.

Ironically, Elba and his wife Sabrina Dhowre have both tested positive for the virus, which might also mean that he's the freaking culprit who has been throwing things onto the streets from the window of his flat or mansion. [I still don't know who he is.] Perhaps it really did come from a dream symbolizing his guilt about littering. Let's hope he and his wife have a complete, speedy recovery.

“One of the upsides of this whole drama is that we are forced to think together as a race,” the famous actor told Oprah, as reported by The Independent. “We really are, as a human race.”

That is a very, very deep thought and a brilliant and brave observation. He must have gotten a lot of kudos from Hollywood after they finished making their narcissistic singing appearances to highlight themselves while using the virus as a cover.

“Our world has been taking a kicking,” the famous Elba continued. “We have damaged our world, and it’s no surprise that our world is reacting to the human race. It’s no surprise that a virus has been created that is going to slow us down, and ultimately make us think differently about our world and ourselves.”

Science. He blinded us with science. Science.

“For me, that’s a stand-out thing that’s very obvious. That, this is almost like the world’s cry out. Like: ‘Hey, hey, hey – you are kicking me and what you’re doing is not good, so I’ll get rid of you,'” Elba added brilliantly. “As any organism would do, (the world) is trying to get rid of an infection, and maybe this is it for the world.”

Winfrey was in agreement that the virus is meant to teach humanity something because why else would there be a virus killing people?

“I think we all lose as human beings if we just think of this as a physical virus,” she told the actor. “I think it is exactly as you said, that it is here to teach us, show us something about ourselves, as individuals and also as a world of people. And this is the moment for our humanity to either rise or not.”

“Look, this is serious. Now’s the time to really think about social distancing, washing your hands. Beyond that there are people out there who aren’t showing symptoms, and that can easily spread it,” continued the acclaimed and famous actor. “So now’s a time to be real vigilant about washing your hands and keeping your distance, okay.”

“Transparency’s probably the best thing for this right now,” he said seriously. “If you’re feeling ill or you feel like you should be tested or you’ve been exposed, then do something about it, all right — it’s really important.”

“Look, we live in a divided world right now, we can feel it — it’s been bullsh**,” Elba emphasized with perfect pitch. “But now’s the time for solidarity, now’s the time to be thinking about each other. There are so many people whose lives have been affected — from those who have lost people they have loved, to those who don’t even have it and have lost their livelihoods. This is real.”

Cue the music. Imagine.

Yes, imagine if we had to depend on actors, singers and other entertainers to defeat this pandemic.

Imagine.

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