Comedy News Network screws up New Year's Eve countdown again

"I don't know if I spilled my drink or peed myself"

Another year, another CNN clusterfrack. It seems they can't get anything right, even the countdown to the New Year. Either they're too drunk or too distracted to do what they came to do: take their viewers seriously.

As the clock struck midnight, Don LeMon and his fellow celebrators in New Orleans were dancing and twerking to Juvenile's "Back That Azz Up," in the spirit of "Wet A** Pu**Y" by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion rather than doing their job: celebrating the start of 2023 with toasts, maybe some resolutions, predictions, and kisses.

The professionalism they showed on New Year's is the same they bring every day, which is to say they have their heads up their nether regions when it comes to being professional. The only reason Don LeMon would sing and dance to "Back That Azz Up" is because he needs to remove his head from it.

"CNN has redeemed itself by ringing in the new year in New Orleans with ‘Back That Azz Up’ and not acknowledging the stroke of midnight in any way," Timothy Burke tweeted.

"As the clock ticked over, Lemon is seen throwing beaded necklaces into the dancing crowd, only moments later seeming to realize that the countdown and announcement had been missed," Business Insider reports.

It would have been perfect if the network could have arranged to have gotten Michael Avenatti out of the slammer and Jeffrey Toobin to dance with him, while Kathy Griffin comes on to Anderson Cooper and Brian Stelter sings WAP as the Times Square glass ball came down.

If it isn't booze with CNN hosts, its something else.

Anyhow, Happy New Year! Stay safe and I wish you all health and happiness.

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Cardi B's hypocrisy exposed by Candace Owens as verbal assaults continue

Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar [aka Cardi B] went from Bloods gang member, delicatessen employee, stripper, community college drop-out and wallet thief, to vulgar rapper/dancer and Biden supporter.

It was almost like a fairytale, and the rapper money was great. 

Ms. B and Candace Owens got into an angry tit-for-tat Sunday night after Candace called her "illiterate" and an unwitting tool of Joe Biden.

The animus between the two women began Sunday night after Owens, 31 posted a clip of her appearance on "The Ben Shapiro Show: Sunday Special." She pointed out how Cardi panders to Black Americans and clueless as to how she's a pawn in the game.

Owens tweeted:

"It is one of the biggest insults. If black Americans are not insulted by the fact that Joe Biden, who has been hiding in his basement, you know, for the entire year, made an appearance to come out because he was going do an interview with Cardi B. Do we have nothing better to offer?"

"[Joe Biden], you are pandering. You look at Cardi B's Instagram, and you see she has millions of followers, and you think, 'OK, this is an illiterate person, and if I appeal to this illiterate person' ... 'They think she's cool,'” Owens said in the clip. “'She's hip just by sitting here and taking this interview. Black people will vote for me.' It's basically saying, 'Black people, you are stupid, you are dumb, and you are so foolish.'"

The Owens reference was in an interview Cardi B and Biden had last month for Elle magazine. The “WAP” rapper spoke about her fears as a Black woman in America and how she’s already thinking about the safety of her 2-year-old daughter, in spite of the fact that her security detail would destroy anyone who tried to harm her or her child.

B brilliantly responded to Owens' claim that she was being used by Biden to cater to Black voters. "Oh yeah? My sister [Hennessy Carolina] and her wing-chick got into a rag 'bout racist MAGA supporters in like da Hamptons, like where they all go to meet up and s**t." [Okay, she didn't actually say those words, but you get the idea.]

Yes, the Hamptons, in Long Island, New York, noted for rich elite Democrats is loaded with Trump supporters wearing MAGA hats is like what happened to Jussie Smollet who, coincidentally, was attacked by the same Hamptons crew in Chicago.

Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion

"You wanna know why joe gotta talk to me Candice cause I have the #1 song [Wet A** P***y] & yet my sister can’t go to the beach in the Hampton’s wit out trump supporters harassing cause they were by themselves," Cardi B tweeted like a junior high dropout. 

Contrary to the belief of some in the medical field, the song, "Wet A** P***y" is not about a female medical condition.

The verbal kerfuffle continued on Instagram and Twitter through Monday morning, with Owens slamming B for hypocrisy over her calls to defund police and critique of the U.S.

Candace tweeted:

“Never listen to a person that has private security but wants the public police defunded. Never listen to a multimillionaire that made it here in America, but trashes our country. These Hollywood idols are frauds, leading sheep down paths they never took when they discovered success."

To which Cardi B is still scrambling for a good comeback.


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Biden's team distances itself from anti-Semite Linda Sarsour

She is the former Women's March leader, an overtly anti-Semitic organization led by an overtly anti-Semitic Linda Sarsour.

Sarsour made a DNC appearance during the convention but now the Biden campaign is claiming that it has nothing to do with Sarsour.

Linda Sarsour along with Tamika Mallory were booted out of the Women's March organization after making anti-Semitic statements against the Jewish state of Israel and claims that Jewish activists were being excluded from the movement.

Sarsour is also a blatant supporter of the Boycott, Divest and Sanction movement (BDS) against Israel and she supports the terrorist organization of Hamas.

"Joe Biden has been a strong supporter of Israel and a vehement opponent of anti-Semitism his entire life, and he obviously condemns her views and opposes BDS, as does the Democratic platform," Biden campaign spokesman Andrew Bates said in a statement, referring to Sarsour. "She has no role in the Biden campaign whatsoever."

Former prostitute, thief and current rapper, Cardi B, is a strong supporter of Biden and he supports her, along with Megan Thee Stallion's efforts at performing their rap video known as "WAP" [not shown here as it is too vulgar to be considered for my blog, but you can Google the lyrics if you're so inclined].

The DNC platform, which was approved Tuesday, also condemns the BDS movement, while recognizing the rights of individuals who may feel anti-Semitism is their right.

What the DNC has not as yet condemned is the rioting across American inner cities controlled by their party; the anti-Semitic remarks made by Democrat Rep. Ilhan Omar (MN) and others in the "squad"; the pardon by Trump of Susan B. Anthony; moving the U.S. Embassy in Israel to Jerusalem after Obama and George W. Bush promised the same thing and failed to do it; China; the Steele dossier; and spying on an elected President of the United States, to name just a few issues.

Sarsour was involved in this year's primary season, however, as she was a surrogate for Bernie Sanders' campaign. In February, she reached out to the Muslim Democratic Club of New York trying to drum up support for Sanders, according to The Intercept.

Sarsour appeared on screen during the convention on Tuesday during a meeting of Muslim delegates. While the Muslim Delegates Assembly was approved by the DNC to participate, but the meeting itself was not run by the DNC.

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