Schadenfreude and Sigmund too

An angry white man

I'm going to miss this period in time. I haven't had this much schadenfreude since Saddam Hussein was caught in a hole and brought to justice.

The Hillary Clinton/Bill Clinton bus has blown all of its tires and it ran out of gas along the Highway of Despair (figuratively speaking, of course).

Now we have Bill Clinton making excuses for his wife's well-earned loss to Donald Trump. It's delicious--a word I really cannot stand to use when it has nothing to do with food--but it seems perfect to describe the utter disbelief that "Crooked Hillary" could possibly lose to a person like Trump, a guy whose normal discourse consists of words with so few syllables, the word "syllable" isn't even in there. The guy who thought 'unpresidented' meant 'unprecedented.' 

Bill mocked Donald's intelligence and said that "angry, white men" helped secure his victory and blamed FBI Director James Comey for Hillary's crushing defeat.

Yes, Bill's partly correct. 

Angry white men did help secure Trump's victory. So did angry white women, angry Hispanics who came to this country legally, angry people who are tired of the "business as usual" nothing-ever-changes politics and politicians, and intelligent young people who see their tuition rising and the quality of their education plummeting along with job growth. 

Being called a "basket full of deplorables" didn't warm us angry white men toward Hillary either, Bill.

James Comey? Really Bill, you could do better than that. I thought it was only Hillary with the deep-seated narcissistic personality disorder. 

If your 'lovely' wife wasn't so arrogant and actually followed the law, there would be no James Comey to kick around over the results of the election. She actually was lucky he didn't recommend indictment, which would have been the appropriate call.

Maybe Comey's timing was ripe for Hillary's defeat, but so was the rise in the cost of ObamaCare. You forgot to mention that, Bill . . . and let's not forget the Russians.

Now your wife's inner circle are trying to put the blame on Huma Abedin for Hillary's loss, not the fact that your 'lovely' wife has the public personality of a shrew.

Anyway Bill, I've heard rumors about you and Hillary and I will not spread them here. I will suggest, however, that people stay tuned to the Bill and Hillary Show.



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De Niro has a softer, more gentle side

Robert De Niro is a frightened punk, dog, pig, con, bulls*** artist, a mutt who doesn't know what he's talking about and who verbally attacked President-elect Donald Trump in October before Trump won the election. 

Now De Niro's comments have softened knowing that Trump will be our 45th US president and Hillary Clinton will be let out to pasture over yonder hill. 

"I would only say that we're all hoping, waiting and hoping, that he will lead the country in a way that'll benefit everyone and benefit our neighbors around the world," the actor told ITK. "We're waiting and hoping, and we'll see," he added sagely.

Everyone in the Trump and De Niro camps were hoping the two would come to blows but it looks like it's going to be peaceful as the "Raging Bull" actor fully lived up to the latter part of the title, calling the October video rant "more symbolic."

Yes, as symbolic as a James Joyce novel. 

Like the many liberals who lied when they promised to move out of the country if Trump got elected, De Niro has joined their shameful company.

I'd like to see Trump punch him in the face, or at least have one of his Secret Service agents do it for him now that he's won.


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Hillary casts the first stone, but is she stoned?

The Famous "Trump Forefinger to Thumb" gesture

Let's be honest, you're not going to trip over Donald Trump at a Mensa meeting anymore than you're going to hear Hillary Clinton apologize to the victims of her husband's sexcapades and the families of the Benghazi victims.

Trump announced Saturday that there is "zero chance" he'll leave the presidential race after the release of the damning tape and calls from Republicans et al, for him to step aside and allow Mike Pence to be the party's presidential candidate.

Easier said than done, even if Donald agreed.

Many people have already voted in this election on write-in ballots. There's no legal way their vote for Trump can be changed to any other candidate, Pence or anyone else. But that being said, and the fact that I'm not a lawyer, there may be a way to get it done, if Trump steps aside, which he vows he won't. 

Trump is just single digits behind the Democratic nominee Hillary "Speaks with Forked Tongue" Clinton and the election is only four weeks from now.

"There is zero chance I will quit. I'm getting unbelievable support," Trump said, referring to every one of his family members and people who would vote for him even if he burned a bag of puppies.

No question, the tape was lewd and offsetting. But guys actually do brag that way, particularly those in power or are famous. I have zero doubt that Bill Clinton, JFK and a host of world leaders (Putin included) brag about their sexual prowess, boldness and endowment. They're usually smart enough not to do it into a microphone.

What Donald did was stupid and beneath the office of president, but I don't think it was at all unusual or reason to vote for the lying, incompetent felon on the left side of the ticket.

In the now immortal words of Trump, "When you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything." He later used a feline term for an area of feminine anatomy as well as the "F word."

"I'd never withdraw. I've never withdrawn in my life. No, I'm not quitting this race. I have tremendous support," he said, (not adding: "except from the GOP").

Hillary simply uses deceit and, like abortion, does things out of convenience, like her personal server that only compromised national security.

Trump has not, and likely would not, compromise national security, but I don't believe we're ever going to test that come 2017.


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