De Niro admits he wants to have sex with President Trump

"I love that guy"

Robert De Niro apparently needs to do whatever he can to remain relevant. Now he wants the country to sleep with President Trump.

He spoke at the Tony Awards, an event that tells actors just how wonderful they are. De Niro said that the country should have sex with Trump:

"I'm gonna say one thing: 'F**k Trump. It's no longer down with Trump,' it's f**k Trump.'"

It is truly wonderful how a man who was once so filled with hate for another man could change his mind and even his sexual preference and tell the American entertainment industry to have sex with the president. He evidently realizes how he was mistaken when he first said he wanted to "punch Trump in the nose."

Now De Niro wants to f**k him and have the rest of America follow suit. The crowd cheered and gave Bobby a standing orgasm.

Why did De Niro have such a change of heart and sexual preference? Perhaps it's the North Korean talks, perhaps not. Maybe it's the economy--something that has little effect on the audience of millionaires--but it's obvious that even De Niro and his liberal friends want what's best for the country: to see the President of the United States succeed and help bring about a denuclearized Korean peninsula.

In any case, the actor [which is a person who pretends to be someone he or she is not] was presenting an award to Bruce Springsteen [everyone gets a trophy] when he added to his praise for Trump:

"Bruce, you can rock the house like nobody else and even more importantly in these perilous times, you rock the vote, always fighting for, in your own words, truth, transparency and integrity in government. Boy, do we need that now."

Hopefully everyone will take De Niro's advice and vote for Trump in 2020, but I think having sex with everyone in the country is too much, even for Trump.


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Jennifer Holliday backs out of being patriotic

The Antoinette Perry Award for Excellence in Theater winner, Jennifer Holliday, has caved to pressure from Lesbian Bisexual Gay and Transgender liberals who were miffed by her decision to be patriotic and put politics aside. They stamped their feet. They spit and pulled their hair. Some threatened to cut off an additional body part.

So she gave in to their tantrums.

"I sincerely apologize for my lapse in judgment," she said, "for being uneducated on the issues that affect every American at this crucial time in history and for causing such dismay and heartbreak for my fans," she wrote to The Wrap.

Get over yourself.

The slobbering wimp-out by a woman with a nice voice came a day after she defended her participation at the inauguration in a New York Times interview.  

"We've become such a polarized country--we're not listening to what the Obamas have said," she told The Times. "They told us to move forward with hope--they didn't tell us to stop participating."

She obviously follows direction quite readily because when the LGBT people became upset with her, she did what they told her what they wanted her to do and she did it.

She said that she voted for the unindicted Hillary Clinton and that the Trump team knew it. "But if someone wants me to sing a national anthem or something, we think about America, and we go."

But that was before the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people spoke up. Now she will not sing the National Anthem, even in spite of everything she said she believes in. 

It turns out, Holliday discovered that the Trump Administration is a lot more tolerant and diverse than the buzzards of the LGBT community as she admitted, "It brought a lot of threats from people already saying I'll never work again," she told The Times. "If that's what America has come to, where we all hate and bully people, there's no more freedom of speech."

Sadly, on Saturday, she gave in to the militant group. They got what their bullying demanded: that she shows total obedience to them and their cause.

"Please know that I HEAR YOU and I feel your pain," she wrote in an apology to the lesbian, bisexual, gay, transgender, asexual, confused, questioning, gender neutral, non-binary, queer, gender fluid people. "The LGBT Community was mostly responsible for birthing my career and I am deeply indebted to you."

It can make you throw up in your mouth.

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