Showing posts with label private jet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label private jet. Show all posts

Monday, July 3, 2023

United AL CEO profusely apologizes after his clusterfrack PR disaster



Scotty Kirby, a sad excuse for a CEO of United [aka Untied] Airlines begged for forgiveness for getting caught using his perks while the peons were dealing with chaos due to massive holiday delays over the weekend. Scotty has his own private jet and a carbon footprint only rivaled by Big Foot John 'Hair-plugs" Kerry and Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg. 

It's obvious that the learning curve for today's CEOs is as flat as Dylan Mulvaney and Rear Admiral Rachel Levine.

Gone are the days when we snuffies quietly accept the elite's sense of entitlement and their non-apology apologies like the one we saw with the Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth, or the apology we now try to stomach by CEO of United Airlines Kirby after he took a private jet while his customers were stuck in airports for hours due to travel delays. 

Americans have had it up to here!

KIrby was president for United AL since 2016 and became CEO in 2020.

He made his apology Friday, just as the weekend arrived and two days after the poo hit the fanjets. Airlines were greatly affected by severe weather: thunderstorms, high winds, UFOs. . . 

His private jet was a symbolic middle finger to his customers.

‘Taking a private jet was the wrong decision because it was insensitive to our customers who were waiting to get home,’ Kirby said in an insincere statement issued by the airline.

‘I sincerely apologize to our customers and our team members who have been working around-the-clock for several days — often through severe weather — to take care of our customers,’ Kirby said in his 'aha' moment of a statement.

Kirby concluded by promising ‘to better demonstrate my respect for the dedication of our team members and the loyalty of our customers.’ But he may have had his fingers crossed.

Kirby was sorry he got caught doing what most of his customers could not do – he flew private because he couldn’t get a seat on a commercial flight. He paid for the private jet out of his own pocket, with the estimation of the cost of his trip being between $30,000 to $50,000. And he took along with him zero paid customers who may have been going to his destination, and rumor has it that when his private jet took off, he sat at the window and flipped them the bird.

Airline passengers were stranded for days, waiting for space on flights to their destinations. Some travelers said they spent hours waiting in line for customer assistance or to find their checked bags.

Other airlines were able to recover and were essentially back on schedule by Friday. United, however, continued to struggle to catch up. The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) predicted Friday would be the busiest travel day in more than three years.

United scrubbed about 520 mainline flights Thursday. On Friday evening, 236 of the roughly 430 U.S. flights that had been canceled were United flights, according to FlightAware, a flight-tracking site.

“Our reliability continues to improve with far fewer cancellations today compared to previous days,” the airline said in a perfunctory statement, adding that most of Friday’s cancellations were made in advance.

United is also having problems with their employees. Pilots and flight attendants said the company's crew scheduling department has been understaffed and crew members are left in the dark about their reassignments.

It's like a Roseanne Rosannadanna situation: if it isn't this, it's that.

“The airline actually ‘lost’ crews in the system for days on end because there was such a significant breakdown in running the operation,” said Ken Diaz, president of the United chapter of the Association of Flight Attendants-CWA. [In spite of Diaz's short name, he holds the record for the largest company ID badge.]

Kirby lives in Dallas with his second wife and their perfect children. He also has an address in Colorado and describes himself as a "climate change geek" in spite of the tons of carbon emissions his company produces daily. He wants to make the company "100 percent green" by 2025 but the only way that can be accomplished would be with huge winding rubber bands, because even electric jets would require environment-harming battery production and disposal, but like abortion, what the left sees, doesn't bother them.

Kirby is so freaking green-minded when it comes to everyone else, but he's just fine jetting privately and can afford it on his $10,000,000 annual salary.

Monday, March 12, 2018

Schwarzenegger uses private jet to dry his clothes: 'Saves energy'

Arnold Schwarzenegger is going green, he says. No longer will he galavant around in his private jet, a vehicle that burns more fossil fuel in one trip than gasoline-driven cars burn in a year, but will make use of the natural environment to keep the air fresh and clean.

Arnold will be hanging his clothes, and those of his current mistress, on the vertical stabilizer of his jet. He is also planning to use the engine of his Hummer to cook hot meals, something he became inspired to do after reading "Manifold Destiny" and realizing how we waste precious energy and pollute the environment.

Arnold used his private jet almost daily to fly from his home in Brentwood to the governor's mansion in Sacramento.

Schwarzenegger feels
like, "Hey, why use over 550 gallons of fuel per hour and not get your clothing dried at the same time?"

The muscle-laden former governor of California is going after modern energy use and says he wants to take oil companies to court "for knowingly killing people all over the world" through alleged "global warming" impacts. 

He is not referring to Third World countries that burn cow dung paddies to keep their huts and butts warm and can switch over to cleaner methods thanks to the oil and coal industries. 

He's referring to the global warming caused by people driving cars and not using their engine blocks to cook a decent meal, or hang their clothing out to dry, or waste fuel if they're not a governor or other entitled person.

Schwarzenegger drives several Hummers, as I've said, and they burn more fuel than the average family sedan. But Arnold has one of his Hummers converted to run on hydrogen and is having scientists look into the efficacy of harvesting cow farts.

"Did you know that air-drying your clothes for six months saves 700 pounds of carbon dioxide?" he asked in his Governor's Earth Day message in 2009. But the ex-governor still hasn't had the time to go out an buy a clothes line, so he still uses his jet aircraft to save carbon dioxide and plans to put it in a carbon dioxide bank.

In 2016, Arnold threatened climate skeptics on a video: "Some politicians even want to shut down the EPA's ability to regulate carbon. I would like to strap their mouths to the exhaust pipe of a truck, turn on the engine and let's see how long it would take them to tap out."


Sounds kind of Antifa-ish, if you ask me. Imagine the lip burns they would get before 'tapping out.'

So not only is the Terminator a hypocrite; he's also a sadistic hypocrite who believes in the saying: "Do as I say, not as I do."


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