Pelosi loves them illegals

Blowing on her nails to dry the polish

It's time to offer a path of legalization to all those millions and millions of illegal Irish Democrats that have been pouring into the country in droves, Nancy Pelosi (Duh-Calif.) believes, "and I want it to be done before St. Patrick's Day comes to a close."

Pelosi spoke at her weekly press conference claiming that it's "ironic" that House GOP leaders scheduled a vote that allows Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) to file an amicus brief at the Supreme Court opposing so-called President Obama's dictating immigration policy. "After all, President Obama is our first black president and filing an amicus brief against him is not only un-American, it's downright racist.

"Why should undocumented immigrants have to wait in line? Why should the Mexicans and Syrians have to wait? Why should anyone who signs an affidavit swearing that they are not terrorists have to wait to have for all those suckers who have gone through all those stupid legal procedures? This is America, dadnabbit, and I refuse to stop people from coming here and living the welfare dream."

As you may know, Ms. Pelosi is desperately awaiting a brain donor as hers has been nonfunctional for over fifteen years. 

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Illegal fun in the sun

Aruba may be "One Happy Island" but St. Maarten, also in the Dutch Caribbean, is becoming a Syrian tourist destination--especially for Syrians who travel on forged passports.

Authorities have detained three Syrians traveling with fake Greek passports. They have been held since November 14th and have not asked for asylum, but in spite of the fact that they did not sport bathing suits, swim fins, or fishing gear, they were not believed to be terrorists of the non-Islamic kind.

One happy POTUS

The illegal Syrian travelers arrived in St. Maarten on Insel Air flight from Haiti, and although no further details were available, President Obama still swears he will veto any bill that makes it difficult for anyone of the Islamic faith to be kept from coming to the U.S. He also said that he feels "offended that any island, Caribbean or otherwise, should be named after a Christian saint, after the terrible things Christians did to Muslims during the Crusades."

He then shouted "Allahu Akbar!" as journalists ran for cover.

Just teasing . . . the journalists didn't run.



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