Pam Bondi fires DOJ sandwich chucker

Washington, D.C., already a circus of suits and egos, just got a new clown. Sean Charles Dunn, a 37-year-old Justice Department desk jockey, decided to spice up his Sunday night by throwing a “sub-style” sandwich, girlie-style, at a Customs and Border Protection agent. Yes, you heard that right, a sandwich. This isn't just a bad lunch break; it's a felony assault charge that got him canned faster than you can say "hold the mayo."

Attorney General Pam Bondi blasted out on social media: "This is an example of the Deep State we have been up against for seven months as we work to refocus DOJ. You will NOT work in this administration while disrespecting our government and law enforcement."

Dunn trying out for the "Run, Skip, Throw like a Girl Olympics"

Dunn, who was some kind of international affairs specialist in the DOJ's criminal division, got the boot after his viral meltdown. His brother, Nearly Dunn, was unavailable for comment as he was on the commode.

A video caught the miscreant lawyer wagging his finger in an agent's face, calling him a "fascist," and hurling that fateful hoagie at the agent's chest. "Why are you here? I don't want you in my city!" he screamed, like he's the lord and master of the city. 

The creep tried to bolt but was quickly nabbed. Game over.

Now, let's talk context, because this isn't just about a rogue sandwich. This happened while D.C. was crawling with feds, thanks to Trump's weekend crime-fighting blitz, which the Democrats see as a threat to criminals. 

The White House rolled out a multiagency flood of uniformed officers, and by Monday, Trump was all in, announcing he's taking over D.C.'s police department and calling up 800 National Guard troops. He's out here claiming the city's a war zone, while local leaders are like, "Bro, violent crime's at a 30-year low. [if you don't count murder]. Check the stats."

Dunn being arrested by the, you know, fascists

Dunn's lawyer, Sabrina Shroff, kept her lips sealed after his court appearance, probably because what do you even say when your client's claim to fame is a viral Subway sandwich attack, a Jussie Smollett move in reverse? 

The affidavit paints a vivid picture: 11 p.m., Dunn storms up to CBP agents, gets in their face, and lets the bread fly. This was a performance in unjustified virtue signaling. And now, with Trump’s National Guard push and the city under a federal microscope, Dunn's little stunt is a footnote in a bigger story, one where D.C. is caught between a president flexing muscle and locals swearing the crime wave is a myth. 

Do you believe that wasting food as Dunn done did, is a crime?

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