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Hunter Biden, the gift that keeps on giving when it comes to self-inflicted drama, has managed to poke the wrong bear this time. And that bear is none other than Melania Trump, who's not exactly known for suffering fools lightly.
In a recent interview with Andrew Callaghan dubbed "Hunter Biden Returns," the president's prodigal son decided to play fast and loose with the truth, claiming, "Epstein introduced Melania to Trump. The connections are, like, so wide and deep."
Oh, Hunter, did you really think you could just toss out that kind of radioactive gossip and not get burned?
Enter Melania's attorney, Alejandro Brito, who didn't just send a strongly worded letter, he dropped a $1 billion legal anvil on Hunter's dizzy head, demanding a retraction and an apology for the "false, defamatory, disparaging, and inflammatory" statements.
Enter Melania's attorney, Alejandro Brito, who didn't just send a strongly worded letter, he dropped a $1 billion legal anvil on Hunter's dizzy head, demanding a retraction and an apology for the "false, defamatory, disparaging, and inflammatory" statements.
The letter [below] pulls no punches: "Failure to comply will leave Mrs. Trump with no choice but to pursue any and all legal rights and remedies available to her to recover the overwhelming financial and reputational harm that you have caused her to suffer."
Translation: Back off, or you'll be writing checks your art career can't cash.
Brito [not to be confused with the dolt self-named Beto] doubled down, pointing out Hunter has "no viable defense to the overwhelming reputational and financial harm" he’s caused the First Lady. He also called out the timing of the video, noting, "The timing of this video is evident and underscores the actual malice behind the decision to publish it given the plain falsity of the statements." In other words, Hunter isn't just wrong, he's wrong with an agenda.
The letter wrapped up with a not-so-subtle threat of a lawsuit north of $1 billion if Hunter doesn't comply. Melania's not playing checkers; she's playing chess with a flamethrower.
This isn't Melania's first rodeo, either. Her legal team previously strong-armed The Daily Beast and Democratic operative, the reptilian James Carville, into retracting similar Epstein-related nonsense, and both issued groveling apologies.
Brito [not to be confused with the dolt self-named Beto] doubled down, pointing out Hunter has "no viable defense to the overwhelming reputational and financial harm" he’s caused the First Lady. He also called out the timing of the video, noting, "The timing of this video is evident and underscores the actual malice behind the decision to publish it given the plain falsity of the statements." In other words, Hunter isn't just wrong, he's wrong with an agenda.
The letter wrapped up with a not-so-subtle threat of a lawsuit north of $1 billion if Hunter doesn't comply. Melania's not playing checkers; she's playing chess with a flamethrower.
This isn't Melania's first rodeo, either. Her legal team previously strong-armed The Daily Beast and Democratic operative, the reptilian James Carville, into retracting similar Epstein-related nonsense, and both issued groveling apologies.
Melania even took to X to crow about Carville's mea culpa. Her aide, Nick Clemens, told Fox News Digital, "First Lady Melania Trump’s attorneys are actively ensuring immediate retractions and apologies by those who spread malicious, defamatory falsehoods. The true account of how the First Lady met President Trump is in her best-selling book, 'Melania.'" In case you missed it, that's a polite way of saying, "Read the book, dimwits, and stop making stuff up."
Hunter's deadline to retract came and went (August 7 at 5 p.m. EST, to be precise) and so far, crickets. This is the same guy who, in his last chat with Callaghan, threw shade at Democrats for ditching his dad and took a swipe at former Biden advisor Anita Dunn. Apparently, Hunter’s got a knack for burning bridges with both sides of the aisle. But picking a fight with Melania? That’s a bold move, even for a guy whose life has been based on bad decisions.
So, what's next? Will Hunter eat crow and retract, or will he roll the dice and face Melania's legal wrath, in another bad decision? One thing's for sure: Melania Trump isn't here for the nonsense, and she has the lawyers and the cash to back it up.
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Hunter's deadline to retract came and went (August 7 at 5 p.m. EST, to be precise) and so far, crickets. This is the same guy who, in his last chat with Callaghan, threw shade at Democrats for ditching his dad and took a swipe at former Biden advisor Anita Dunn. Apparently, Hunter’s got a knack for burning bridges with both sides of the aisle. But picking a fight with Melania? That’s a bold move, even for a guy whose life has been based on bad decisions.
So, what's next? Will Hunter eat crow and retract, or will he roll the dice and face Melania's legal wrath, in another bad decision? One thing's for sure: Melania Trump isn't here for the nonsense, and she has the lawyers and the cash to back it up.
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