Tampon Tim's low-average daughter has hissy-fit over influencer "normalizing" Karoline Leavitt

Ladies and gentlemen, grab your sneakers and brace yourselves for the latest episode of Leftist Outrage Theater, starring Hope [aka Despair] Walz, the 24-year-old low-average daughter of former veep nominee Tampon Tim Walz. 

This week, she took to social media to throw a hissy fit over a running influencer—yes, running—daring to interview White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt. Apparently, jogging with a Trump official is now a crime against humanity to people of low-average intellect.

Kate Mackz, a TikToker with nearly 800,000 followers, runs a series called “Post Run High,” where she chats with celebs while pounding the pavement. 

She even had Tampon Tim himself on the show, but her recent jog with Leavitt caused Hope despair, and her far-left posse into a tailspin. 

In a video dripping with sanctimonious fury, Hope[less] declared, “Running as an act is political. And you know who told me that? Tim Walz.” Oh, the irony—Papa Walz’s folksy wisdom turned into a weapon to shame a runner. 

Can I get an LMAO?

Hope’s logic, if you can call it that, is a masterclass in mental gymnastics. “Running is a privilege,” she intoned, “and being part of the running community is a privilege that not all people have access to.” Especially if you don't have legs or are totally paralyzed--even then, there are wheelchair events you can enter.

So, interviewing Leavitt is bad because the Trump administration—wait for it—“cuts mental health services… [is] actively hurting the planet… sending people away without due process, villainizing minorities.” Apparently, these sins block people from lacing up their Asics. 

"Tiptoe through the tulips, through the tulips,
By the window, that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me"

Who knew running was such an elitist conspiracy? I've run about a dozen marathons in my life and never once did I feel privileged, nor did any of my running friends.

But Hope didn’t stop there. The daughter of another low-average individual scolded Mackz for “normalizing” the Trump administration and had the gall to say it was “insulting to her dad” that Mackz kept the Walz interview pinned on her page. “You don’t get to ‘both sides’ this,” she huffed. “We are quite literally talking about good versus evil here.” 

Good versus evil? C'mon dummy, it’s a jog, not a Tolkien novel. Don't get so dramatic like your macho dad.

The folks at Fox News’ Outnumbered had a field day with this nonsense. Tomi Lahren pointed out the obvious: running is one of the most accessible sports out there, not some gated country club activity. She called Hope’s broader message—that Gen Z should shun anyone with differing views—“damaging.” No kidding. 

Kayleigh McEnany, bless her, took issue with the “good versus evil” framing, noting that Leavitt is “one of the nicest people on planet earth.” 

And Emily Compagno delivered the knockout: “Maybe she can encourage Hope Walz to run from the microphone because I’m sick of listening to her.”

Look, I get it—Hope’s young, passionate, kind of stupid, and probably thinks she’s saving the world one TikTok at a time. But this is peak progressive absurdity: turning a fun running interview into a moral crusade. 

If she’s this upset about a jog, imagine her meltdown when she discovers people can vote differently and still coexist. Maybe she should take a lap and cool off. The running community will be just fine without her empty lectures.

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