N. Korea reportedly ready to send 100,000 troops into Ukraine

There is a rumor that the extremists of North Korea are ready to get involved in the Russian invasion of Ukraine and may send in as many as 100,000 troops to help Putin. The report from Russia's state-owned Channel One ["We report, you go to hell"] said that NoKo is ready to send in high-charging volunteer soldiers to add to Russian forces, the New York Post reported. All the North Koreans are asking for in exchange is food and some microbe-free water.

“We shouldn’t be shy in accepting the hand extended to us by [the bulbous North Korean leader] Kim Jong Un,” Russian defense analyst Igor Korotchenko said on Channel One.

According to the Mirror, if North Korea sends troops, Russia would supply grain and energy to its struggling economy in return. They are also willing to negotiate terms involving the distribution of McDonald's gift certificates among the troops because it's hard to fight when your belly is fighting you.

The Mirror reported that North Korea is also ready to send builders to repair war damage.

A pro-Kremlin news agency reported that the North Korean soldiers would be sent to Ukraine’s eastern Donbas region, which Kim has recognized as independent from Ukraine.

Korotchenko noted that North Korea’s “wealth of experience with counter-battery warfare” could be helpful, the Post reported, and they could also supply the Russians with recipes featuring canine and feline meat such as grass con canine and other creative ideas.

Alleged U.S. President Joe Biden is reportedly preparing to send more HIMARS ammunition to Ukraine as part of a new $1 billion weapons package, but he initially misunderstood Ukraine's request and he accidentally sent Mallomar cookies, which made North Korean troops dangerously envious.

Korotchenko welcomed any North Korean involvement in the war, even if the Russians have to use Kim's troops as human shields.

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“If North Korea expresses a desire to meet its international duty to fight against Ukrainian fascism, we should let them,” he said, according to the Post. 

In other words, if Russia invades another country, kills its citizens, destroys its infrastructure, that's because the invaded country are the fascists. Good is bad. Men are women. Black is white. Biden is brilliant. 

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