The Taliban bans Afghan elections: big surprise? Not!

Taliban member gives the "Let's Go Brandon" hand-sign behind Bilal Karimi

When we left Afghanistan and the allies that our alleged President Biden promised to evacuate, it was obvious the Taliban was going to rule with an iron fist, kill dissenters, and make everyone give up their freedom. It's no surprise, except to the naive and Joe Biden, who is surprised when he wakes up in the morning and finds out that he's the President.

Now that we're gone, the Taliban-run government has dissolved two Afghan election commissions because when you're a conqueror, you don't need the people's permission as to who is going to run things. They also dissolved the state ministries for peace and parliamentarian affairs. 

Bilal Karimi, deputy spokesman for Afghanistan’s Taliban-run government, said the country’s Independent Election Commission and Electoral Complaint Commission have been dissolved [along with fair and honest elections, and all women's rights].

Karimi called them “unnecessary institutes for the current situation in Afghanistan,” which is a government run by terrorists who would just as quickly light you on fire and watch you burn, than have a say in their government. 

He said if there is a need for the commissions in the future, the Taliban government can revive them, a claim as legitimate as the Taliban claim that women will have a say in their government and can even go to school if they wish. 

After it was obvious the women of Afghanistan would be granted nothing but pots and pans to cook with, brooms and mops to sweep with, and babies to give birth to, feminist organizations and individuals across America and Canada rose up as one voice and demanded something be done by both governments to help women. Progressive Democratic women of the so-called squad clamored for justice for the Afghan women.

Just kidding. They did nothing but call White men racists and complain about women's rights while they wore pink "pussy hats" and believed they made a difference in the world with their virtue-signaling.

The international community, except for feminists, is waiting before extending formal recognition to Afghanistan’s new ruling terrorists. They are wary the Taliban could impose a similarly harsh, deadly regime as when they were in power 20 years ago — despite their assurances [aka lies] to the contrary.

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Both elections commissions were mandated to administer and supervise all types of elections in the country, including presidential, parliamentary and provincial council elections. Now the Taliban will chose who will be in power using the "pointer finger method."  

This makes as much sense as a brain addled old man promising if he gets the presidential nomination, he will choose a Black woman as his running mate [whether or not she knows the difference between her elbow and her nether regions]. 

Karimi said the Taliban also dissolved the Ministry for Peace and the Ministry of Parliamentarian Affairs. He said they were unnecessary ministries in the government’s current structure but like Orwell's doublespeak in his dystopian novel "1984," peace means war, and baby, that's ungood.

The Taliban had previously shut down the former Women’s Affairs Ministry and then treated women as cattle and sex objects to "have their fields plowed." And by "fields," the Taliban mean coitus.

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