MSNBC moron calls for end of NORAD Santa tracker

A Morons Schmucks Nuts Ballsacks and Communists (MSNBC) columnist is calling for the end of NORAD (North American Aerospace Defense Command) Santa tracker bloviating that it's time to "decouple" Santa Claus from American military culture. You know this person doesn't celebrate Christmas and hates the country and the military that defends it.

In an op-ed published on MSNBC.com, opinion communist Hayes Brown was upset over the 60-year tradition of tracking Santa Claus's imaginary flight across the globe delivering presents. Brown said, "if I had my way, this year would be the last."

If I had my way, this year would be the last we'd hear from Hayes Brown in the media. He falls into the "S" category of MSNBC, and probably the "C" category too.

"No, I’d prefer we end the tradition because it’s about time that we decoupled St. Nick from the world’s most powerful military," Hayes Brown wrote, evidently thinking that normal children everywhere think of the U.S. or Canadian military as part of Santa's journey. 

It should not surprise anyone if we find that Brown is also pro historical statue removal and, as long as it doesn't pertain to him, is a cancel culture creep. [I was thinking of a different 'c' word but was able to maintain rhetorical discipline.]

 "American culture is saturated with a desire to associate the military with the saccharine. We get videos of soldiers returning home to their pets or children but never questions about why they were deployed for so long or what threat they were fighting; military jets flying over NFL games give us an injection of jingoist testosterone before more regionally focused battles of testosterone are played on the field; and we get the Netflix movie "Operation Christmas Drop," a seasonally themed rom-com that cheerfully seeks to boost approval for America’s military base in Guam."

It's because of our military who defend our Constitution that people like Brown can rant against the country in the first place. And let's face it, this guy's testosterone level is less than Scarlett Johanssen's.

Brown explained that he does not consider himself a "scrooge" and does acknowledge the joy the practice brings children but ultimately believes: "The messier business of war that goes on in the background doesn’t jibe with the Christmas spirit."

I'm surprised Brown didn't bring up racism and/or Trump.

Brown outlined examples of the U.S. military, in his belief, not being held accountable for military strikes that left civilians dead and then wondered aloud if the military would be held accountable if it killed Santa Claus in a drone strike. What a stretch of a sick mind.

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The article ends with Brown  unable to answer that question, which he says is part of the justification for stopping the NORAD practice of tracking Santa.

One Twitter user accused Brown of "hubris" and said "people are on duty at command centers all over the world, right now, Christmas Eve night" and "this serves as an international *training exercise* of tracking & comms systems in an enjoyable way."

Our alleged President Biden and his illustrious doctor wife Jill  took part in the NORAD Santa tracker ritual on Christmas Eve. They were also part of that viral moment when a caller said to him, "Let's go Brandon", a popular online phrase that TV sports broadcaster claim she heard when the crowd shouted "F**k Joe Biden" at a NASCAR race at the Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama. 

Brandon Brown won his first race and was being interviewed by the NBC Sports reporter and when the phrase was shouted, she pretended they were cheering Brandon Brown on with "Let's go Brandon." When the caller said that phrase to Biden, he responded, "Let's go Brandon. I agree."

Yes, we all agree.

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