Thursday, January 7, 2021

Shirtless man in horned helmet at Capitol identified: not Hunter Biden on crack

Not Hunter Biden on Crack

You may have seen him on TV during the Wednesday riots at the U.S. Capitol wearing a horny helmet and no shirt. Well, no shirt it was not Hunter Biden, so don't be saying it looked a lot like him and insinuating it was the President-elect's son of whom he is so proud.

It turns out the guy who did his thing on the dais fo the U.S. Senate has been identified as a QAnon believer and a regular at far-right rallies in Arizona.

But don't confuse far-right with conservatives, Republicans or Libertarians. They are more closely related to far left scumbags.

The guy is Jake Angeli, 32, who was seen posing in the chair occupied moments earlier by Vice President Mike Pence at the beginning of the election certification proceedings, until he and his colleagues had to leave due to the rioting, which had just gotten started.

The shirtless conspiracy guy – known as the "Q Shaman" – wore red, white and blue face paint and brandished a spear from which hung an American flag.

QAnon is a group of conspiracy theorists who believe that a huge network of powerful people are behind an enormous pedophile ring, including the viral "pizzagate" conspiracy that falsely claimed a pedophile ring ran in a pizza shop in Washington, D.C.


So breathe easy, Hunter. Now that Daddy's confirmed, you have nothing to sweat except perhaps child support, or when you're looking for that guy who gets you the thing.



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