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The former Secretary of State and once upon a time presidential candidate, endorsed Old Joe on Thursday, adding to Biden's list of high profile people who are afraid that all the other candidates are too crazy to be taken seriously by normal people. At this time, Biden, who cannot put an entire coherent sentence together and challenges geriatric voters to push-up contests, is leading in the national polls, proving Democrats would vote for a dead sloth if it ran against the rest of the Democratic field.
Okay, but Biden is sliding in Iowa and is behind the make believe moderate Pete Buttigieg, who will likely find himself the target of attacks from candidates he's running against.
Kerry, in a statement, called Biden a longtime friend and said the former vice president can "put back together the country and the world that Donald Trump has broken apart." Then he broke out in song and in the immortal words of James Taylor [who played guitar in the background] sang "You Got A Friend."
Joe responded to Kerry by shouting, "You're damn right, kiddo. There's no malarkey in that."
When reporter James Rosen asked Kerry for specifics as to how President Trump has broken the world apart, Kerry shouted at him, "Don't you dare question my Christian opinion about the world, you damned sex fiend. No wonder Obama looked into your computer and your mother's."
Biden has the greatest number of high-profile political endorsements of non-incarcerated Democrats including NY Governor Andrew "The Other Frodo" Cuomo, and Sen. Dianne "Packin' Heat" Feinstein (D-CA).
On the other hand, George Soros and the media are quietly backing far-left Elizabeth "Dances With Taxes" Warren, while Hamas and the Palestinian Authority are secretly backing Sen. Bernie "Make Believe Hebrew" Sanders (I-VT).
Kerry, who admits that he's bored with his bicycle, and tagged along with Biden on his "No Malarkey" bus tour in Iowa. Then the couple will be heading to New Hampshire on Sunday where Biden will free associate to people while turning his back to the camera. He may even threaten to fight someone if he gets riled over a Hunter Biden accusation.
Let's hope so.
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