Biden admits: "I probably shouldn't have challenged that 83-year-old Iowan to push-up contest

Malarkey, Iowa -- Joe Biden was doing his "No Malarkey" tour [which actually is your father's tour] when he came across an 83-year-old man who looked like he spends his afternoons at the Denny's senior lunch special. Well, it turns out the old guy gave Old Joe some malarkey and Old Joe didn't like it one bit.

Old Joe, the 77-year-young former vice president to "clean" President Barack Obama wasn't taking any of that 83-year-old farmer's horse manure at the New Hampton, Iowa town hall. No siree bob.

“We all know Trump has been messing around in Ukraine,” the old guy said, then added: “You, on the other hand, sent your son over there to get a job and work for a gas company and [who] had no experience in natural gas. You’re selling access to the president just like he is.”

Biden began to walk menacingly toward the old man and then exploded. “You’re a damn liar, man. That’s not true. And no one has ever said that,” Biden said as he approached the man menacingly.

Then Biden, who is known for doing push-ups and helping his son get an $83,000 a month job using his name, challenged the old farmer. “Let’s do push-ups together here, man. Let’s run. Let’s do whatever you want to do. Let’s take an IQ test.”

The former frontrunner for the Democratic presidential nomination went on to defend his disgusting son, Hunter. “No one has said my son has done anything wrong,” Biden said, obviously not referring to the stripper he got pregnant then lied about not having known her just to get out of child support. And also not referring to how he cheated on his wife with his dead brother's widow. And certainly not referring to his chronic drug usage that got him kicked out of the Navy. Joe added that Hunter "did not on any occasion" do anything wrong, claiming "no one has ever said that." [See above.]

“I didn’t say you were doing anything wrong,” the old man said.

“You said I set up my son to work on an oil company,” Biden fired back. “Isn’t that what you said? Get your words straight, Jack!"

It's unclear if the old man's name actually is Jack.

The man said he heard it on MSNBC, which caused Biden to explode again as he envisioned Rachel Maddow smirking as she said it.

“You don’t hear that on MSNBC! You did not hear that at all,” Biden argued loudly. “Look, I’m not going to get into an argument with you, man.”

Then Old Joe called the man "fat" and it was as clear as day, but his No Malarkey Team claimed that the word Joe actually used was "facts." It wasn't. It was "fat." So his No Malarkey Team employed the power of malarkey to fool the public.

But the old man wasn't going to take Joe's malarkey. He said, "You don’t have any more backbone than Trump does,” he said.

The crowd booed and another out of shape old guy tried to intervene.

“Any other questions?” the obviously annoyed Biden asked rhetorically.

“Well, I’m not voting for you,” the man said.

“Well, I knew you weren’t,” Biden said. “You’re too old to vote for me,” which makes no sense whatsoever.

Biden now says maybe he shouldn’t have confronted the man.

“I probably shouldn’t have challenged him to pushups,” Biden said, according to Axios reporter Alexi McCammond.

More importantly, he probably shouldn't have challenged the guy to an IQ test because he might not be happy with the results.

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